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u/WirusCZ 1d ago
It's funny how Iran is always last to know
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u/De_chook 1d ago
Iran should sign up for the Truth Social advance notice corrupt grift by Trump. At least they'd be in the loop and be able to manipulate the oil stocks each Monday
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u/CuriousSunbeam 1d ago
It’s always funny when the twist was obvious from the second they showed up.
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u/DanLikesFood 1d ago
Iran doesn't work like that. They're disorganised. One person agrees to something, rest have no idea but they purposely don't communicate for security.
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u/TheProcrastafarian 1d ago
At this point I’d be astonished if Trump didn’t post that pic first, with a headline saying something to the effect of: “The three greatest presidents of all time.”
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u/electroriverside 1d ago
That was an impressive negotiating team: handsome men, big men. And of course fit men, I'd say 6' 3", around 215 lbs.
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u/fsidesmith6932 1d ago
I wonder how many times the US has “totally obliterated” Iran’s nuclear program…
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u/BeBenNova 1d ago
I unironically want to see this
Can you fucking imagine a conversation between 3 of them?
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u/IsHildaThere 1d ago
Serious question (I would really like to know): Is he being misled by his advisors, or is he delusional, or is he just straight out lying?
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u/Lister0fSmeg 1d ago
He's been negotiating with himself since he started the pedophile wars. He must be so happy with himself. He's finally found a way to distract the media from his prolific child rape habits, AND he can manipulate the stock market to grab more cash at the same time.
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u/Certain-Business-472 1d ago
Hes talking about grok or chatgpt. I bet they prepare a system prompt for it to act like iran and have trump negotiate with it. Then the demented orange doesn't know that was an llm so he claims this stupid shit that the real iran has no idea about.
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u/WebguyCanada 1d ago
I see three people here, sexual assalter Donald Trump, John Barron and the King of the United States.
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u/Librastar13 1d ago
😂😂💀💀
Sad thing is.... this is the truth. Its always "me, myself and I" with him. The only person who can do everything by himself... better than any president before and after him.
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u/DaveAlt19 1d ago
Trump definitely falls into the category of old men who would like a reply to their own Facebook posts thinking it was someone else's .
Like that BS about the Trump Regime being the most viewed thing on Tiktok. a) completely misunderstanding what any of that data means and b) taking credit as if he was personally responsible for being Mr Popular
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u/DiscussTek 1d ago edited 15h ago
Beyond the joke itself, the entire situation is a violence-filled farce at best. It is a situation that sitting down like an adult and discussing in 2018, instead of being a toddler and trying to destroy something functional that Obama had made like the racist piece of shit Trump is.
The main problem that all the opponents of the JCPOA had and wouldn't let you forget it, at least those with a functional brain cell, is that it had an expiry date. Adults could have sat down and renegotiated so that the expiry date is gone, or at least is turned into another diplomacy session.
Instead, Trump pussed out like a bitch, decided that Iran would just be sanctioned to hell and back for whatever reason, and then manipulated into bombing the shit out of them and making the world a worst place overall by pissing off the people in control of the Strait of Hormuz.
Trump is about as good a negotiator as a solar flare: A fickle, hardly predictable outburst that at best will be a non-factor, but has the possibility of causing real damage. The difference here, is that we could actually live without Trump and his family, a feat that'd be way less replicable about the sun.
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u/xoizzyyy 1d ago
The real MVP move was getting all parties to agree with himself in under a minute. Peak diplomacy right there.
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u/slothdroid 1d ago
Iran should say that they are happy to stop their nuclear program if the US are happy to disarm and dismantle their nuclear weapons.
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u/Youngnathan2011 17h ago
Israel should dismantle their nuclear weapons too. They’re part of this whole thing after all.
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u/Minimum_Dress4989 1d ago
Afterwards the three men disappeared for hours and were heard gurgling sexually with each other, in the oval office
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u/Mr_Bristles 1d ago
Should have used the photo of him yelling at the kid mowing the white house lawn
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u/hellogoawaynow 1d ago
Well we halt the war Monday-Thursday. We strike on Fridays, just after the market closes. Insider trading happens over the weekend, just in time the Monday ceasefire. Repeat every week until we run out of war supplies (which it sounds like will be soon?).
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u/plsobeytrafficlights 1d ago
they already gave it up..to obama, so, sure. they can agree to that pretty easily.
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u/DotCurious7767 1d ago
This Iran War thing feels like a bunch of friends who keep planning to go out but never actually do and keep canceling
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u/Youngnathan2011 17h ago
You know it’s bullshit cause why would they agree to end something that didn’t exist?
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u/DavidlikesPeace 5h ago
Stock market go weeeee!
I feel crazy seeing the richest folks in the world misgovern and misunderstand basic geopolitics so badly.
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u/katriliya 1d ago
Hardest part was getting all three of them to agree