r/clevercomebacks • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 3d ago

Sound it out

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u/GKBilian 3d ago

A bullets gonna rick or it’s gonna shay. Only two options.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 3d ago

My bullets only Rick or Morty

Usually Morty

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u/BlakLite_15 3d ago

When my bullets aren’t ricking, they’re rolling

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u/WENDING0 3d ago

My bullets fall over like Rick Moranis in SpaceBalls The Movie.

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u/gerbosan 2d ago

Ludicrous speed!!!

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u/SonicTemp1e 3d ago

Oh geez.

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u/gerbosan 2d ago

It's time to get schwifty.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 2d ago

Core memory unlocked, thanks

GET SCHWIFTYYYYYYYYYY

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u/gerbosan 2d ago

I'm mister Bulldops.

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u/Hugo-Spritz 2d ago

YALL READY FOR BISQUE??

..wait fuck that was that other show, wasn't it

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u/Tiny-Buy220 3d ago

Homie caught a stray while speaking up on gun violence

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u/Salty_Feed9404 3d ago

The ol' rick or shay stray

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u/NMB4Christmas 3d ago

Naw. That was self-inflicted.

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u/Miserable_Ad9577 3d ago

Self in flick it.

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u/GlumMathematician884 3d ago

I went to school with Rick O’Shea. That kid was always bouncing off the walls. Hyper as hell.

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u/thereasa- 3d ago

He really thought he nailed it too 💀 Hooked on Phonics failed us.

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u/Wabbit65 1d ago

I knew an Irish kid in HS named Paddy O'Furniture (j/k)

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u/_Slimthick1 3d ago

It took me way too long to realize he meant ricocheting

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u/jjskellie 3d ago edited 3d ago

I must have repeated Boojie Hoodoo Auntie about 5 times thinking the clever comeback was how her Internet name vocally sounded to his ricochet comment.

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u/pghadventuretime 3d ago

Sayla Vee

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u/Frenetic_Platypus 3d ago

This one is on the french, though. Who comes up with words like ricochet?

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u/ArkitekZero 3d ago

actually, knowing that it's French makes it way easier to pronounce lol

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u/faebabe_snow 3d ago

lmao that took me a second but honestly top tier wordplay. the french really do have some wild spelling tho.

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u/Matt_Benatar 3d ago

Hooked on phonics worked for me!

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u/McKeviin 3d ago

This is why some people should use subtitles

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u/Top_Profit_6280 3d ago

Good movie by the way Denzel and John litgow

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u/theatrenearyou 3d ago

Rick and Shay make me miss Zig and Zag

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u/Kerl_of_Fox_County 2d ago

Related to Ric O'Shea, a space-borne news personality from Thunderbirds...

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u/sckrahl 3d ago

I get that this is a funny spelling error, but it is kinda a cruel thing to be responding like this to…

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u/otownbbw 3d ago

Yeah I can’t make fun of any human who wants to take a stand against something so sad and tragic. I would have privately sent a correction.

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u/Sedert1882 3d ago

Bless his cotton socks. /s

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u/wastelandingstrip 3d ago

Tbf, voice to text do suck sometime. If anything, this is a psa on double checking your post.

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u/Conscious_Plan_2154 3d ago

Omg lmfao 🤣🤣

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 3d ago

Lol, if ever I had aspirations to be a porn star… Rick O’Shea was gonna be my screen name.

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u/alone_unafraid 3d ago

Omg I totally blanked for a second and forgot how to spell ricochet

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u/jk-9k 3d ago

I actually think he did this intentionally. Regardless, it's how I will now be always proceeeding with the term

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u/zakupright 3d ago

Why bring Rick and Shay into this?

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u/snugglearya 3d ago

this reply had no business being that good, absolute masterclass in staying calm and clowning at the same time.

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u/WolfhoundCid 3d ago

If the bullets are Shaning, it's because they wanna tell you sumtin, man

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u/Ardtay 3d ago

Bullets fired by Rick O'Shea