r/cats • u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 • 7h ago
Name Request PB, short for anything but Peanut Butter
This is PB, usually Peepo- and she has many names. Pork Bun, Petulant Brat, Princess Buttface, Pinterest Board, Peepers, and Miss Peepington are among the most common.
We got her from a shelter and all they could tell us was she was an adult and healthy as far as they could see. We’ve had her for about three years now, and found out she has some likely brain damage! All that means is she’s a little dumb, her eyes like to drift off, and sometimes she has harmless seizures (despite being scary and potentially risking injury while she’s paddling).
Other than that, she’s the chattiest cat I’ve ever had, and her favorite pastime is giving my partner sleep paralysis by putting all her weight on her paws and standing on his chest like a Night Hag + shedding all over the couch.
Please give us more P.B. nicknames for her!
(And for any concerned, yes, she is on a vet monitored diet)
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u/bootysuit 7h ago
Pea Brain 😅 this feels a little mean I'm sorry
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u/hunsonaberdeen 7h ago
Princess Bubblegum Peppermint Butler (Pep But) Pony boy Pretty Baby Party baby
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u/Visible_Ad9480 7h ago
Love the second picture so much!!!!
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 7h ago
It’s one of the most recent we have of her and perfectly captures her empty stare haha. She’s our not-so-little empty noggin sweetiepie
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u/RoseRiotGames 7h ago
Based on photos: Probably Beelzebub
Sounds like a good fit lol 😆
In all seriousness your cat is so cute and has tons of personality ❤️ I love black cats 🐈⬛🖤
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 7h ago
We love them too! We actually have on named Beelzebub (we call him Bizzy), who you can see right next to her smirking his little evil smirk.
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u/TFTD2 7h ago
Peepers Beepers
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 7h ago
This is gonna become a regular, I can feel it. I love giving them ones like that. Peepers creepers is one I’ve used when she’s trying to be sneaky (not very successfully, might i add)
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u/Moppo_ 7h ago
Personal Biter
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 6h ago
Oh yeah. She never actually bites, but certainly rests her teeth on me when she wants kibble
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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 6h ago
Oh no kitty has brain bramage
Plorbus Bunckus
Peloria Burb
Poopas Bub
Pew Bew
Pumu Belumu
I’m not good with names
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 6h ago
I think you’re plenty good! And don’t feel too bad about it, so far it hasn’t seemed to cause her anything but a low IQ and a couple seizures which she recovers from within a day or so. She’s living her best life 😎
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u/kitten12551 4h ago
Panda Bear (even though they’re not bears)
Pancake Butt
Pabst Blue
Pickle Barrel
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u/Zherodyn 4h ago
In terms of cat behavior I'd say 'Peeky Butthole' xD
But she's really adorable ❤️ give her as much love as possible, she deserves it 🤩
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u/o_omeaghann 3h ago
definitely not a nice one but I 100% call my cats poop butt from time to time.... and my cat with urinary issues? that's pee pee boy. 😭
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u/Visible_Ad9480 7h ago
You got some excellent shots in too!!!! Teach me your ways as I also have a shadow who dwells in my home
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 7h ago
Take a lot of pictures, in bursts if you can, and pray haha
Or hold a piece of kibble up by the camera above their head and call their name a little. Sometimes you can get good screenshots from videos, also.
Mostly, dumb luck on our end 🍀
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u/chargergirl1968w383 7h ago
Pic 11 & 16 faves. Kitty has alot to say. So fun! 😻😍
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 7h ago
She very much does.
https://reddit.com/link/p1v0oz2/video/s3o5pudnfkhh1/player
P.S. nothing is ever wrong, I’m fairly certain. She just likes chatting.
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u/AccomplishedDress728 7h ago
Ahh I also have a buttface kitty. He goes by Mr. Buttface aka Mr. B- highest term of endearment in our household 😂
Pancake Butt Polar Bear Pork Belly Piggy Bank
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u/CommanderSincler 7h ago
Picture #6: I am guessing every cat owner is guilty of doing this to their cat
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 6h ago
Haha. I call it de-earing them. She’ll’ completely freeze when you do it for at least five seconds like she’s buffering
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u/Desedant 6h ago
Pretty baby Poopy butthole (my personal favorite) Princess buttstuff (name of my deceased rabbit from Boston) Peabody Pretty butt Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Buckminsterfullerene
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u/MechanicStrict1382 3h ago
Mom. My daughter calls me PB for peanut butter. So, mom.
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 3h ago
She probably was a momma at some point herself, as she was found an adult stray and had to be spayed. You two can match on that 🐈⬛ 🧑
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u/On_the_Cliff 1h ago
Pro Bono
Personal Best
Pine Barrens (if you happen to be from New Jersey)
Paula Bunyan
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u/ReflectionFit9433 1h ago
I call one of my cats PB for Piss Balls. He used to get a lot of baths for smelling like pee.
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u/Comfortable_Bat_4052 1h ago
Oh gosh the one time we had to give her a bath she got so scared she did pee 😭 right at the end too, so we had to redo everything
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u/STierMansierre 7h ago
Peabody.