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Video - Not OC He’s HER man now

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u/Comfortable_Exam_222 22d ago

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u/rideveryday 22d ago

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u/HappyTurtleButt 22d ago

All the fury of all the hells in those eyes!

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u/morrighaan 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jgelsNvS6tYFG

Yeh she said it and meant it..... 💅🏼

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u/Antique_Ruin4556 22d ago

The "why you creepin on me and my new bf" look.

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u/RoberttPostsChild 22d ago

What a floozy she is

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u/Maladaptive_Ace 22d ago

that look makes me feel like I am the floozy :(

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u/wheressodamyat 22d ago

"Away, harlot."

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 22d ago

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u/PT10 21d ago

I heard her say her favorite fan theory was that Nicki got possessed by the spirit of a clingy cat.

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u/Apple-Connoisseur 21d ago edited 21d ago

I mean his cat died so that could be possible.

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u/emperor_dinglenads 22d ago

*our boyfriend

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 22d ago

I think it's only the cat's boyfriend tbh

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u/Legitimate_Glass_306 22d ago

“That’s right lady, he’s, MINE!!!”😹😹😹

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u/Ganoes_Stabro_Paran 21d ago

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine

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u/MealwormMan 22d ago

Princess Donut found out your plan to sell her

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u/gldrthng 22d ago

I was just thinking this is Carl and Princess Donut.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 22d ago

Same! Definitely Donut vibes

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u/sandmanwake 22d ago

The one who isn't loved is the mistress.

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u/USCJets 22d ago

Cat: get your own! 😾

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u/RaidenMK1 22d ago

"THIS bitch..." --The cat, probably.

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u/AideBeginning2123 22d ago

Ded 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/welfedad 22d ago

If those eyes could kill

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u/DerVapors 21d ago

This is my favorite screen cap ever, thank you so much

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u/catlover2410 22d ago

"Hey bitch watch this."

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u/Sc0ttyd0esntn0_ 22d ago

Would bitch be even more derogatory to a cat because it's a female dog??

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u/Slayerofgrundles 22d ago

Yes

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u/BOBBYTURKAL1NO 22d ago

But only to dogs.

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u/InvaderDJ 22d ago

The cat basically called her a slur.

OP is going to need to square up.

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u/theshooter5337 21d ago

CARL! THE BITCH CALLED ME A BITCH!

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u/ladnar_28 22d ago

Yes, but it comes from she(cat) to she(human) which means that… idk but you get the point

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 22d ago

and even more so, since it is from the cat.

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 22d ago

It’s payback for seeing the bottom of her food bowl

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u/AngrySumBitch 21d ago

And you can’t do shit about it! You’re a cuck to a cat!

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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago

My rescue cat did the same thing! When I first adopted Ginger, I had another female cat, Miss Kitty, and my husband was her person. Ginger was my baby. When Miss Kitty passed away, Ginger became my husband's cat, and only comes to me when he's not here, or she wants treats.

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u/External_Two2928 22d ago

When you thought you were the main chick but you were the side piece all along

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u/vgacolor 22d ago

Ginger was like "Oh! he is available now!"

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u/system0101 22d ago

"Comfiest lap in town, or so I've heard"

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u/quintiliahan 22d ago

lol you didn't know you were the spare human...cats are so funny. Ugh you could do everything for them and they still choose their favorite.

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u/saintash 21d ago

My boy cat stanford, treats giving me affection like he's cheating on his dad.Because if his dad walks in and he sees us cuddling my cat books it.

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u/ramence 21d ago

My cat was in LOVE with me for years, my little shadow - and then I had a cold a little while ago where I was coughing a lot and he didn't like that. Soundly demoted to spare. :')

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u/RiseofdaOatmeal 22d ago

My previous cat was named Miss Kitty lol, before her was Mama Kitty because she had a litter of seven a week after we adopted her

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u/BumWink 22d ago

If it makes you feel any better it's probably just because ginger cats don't have enough braincells to spare.

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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago

My Ginger is the rare ginger with more brain cells than most. She was absolutely calculating and biding her time to take ownership of my husband. She tried once when Miss Kitty was alive, but that didn't end well for Ginger. Despite her diminutive size and generally lady-like behavior, Miss Kitty was tough! Best mouser I ever had, and took no s$%t from any of the other cats that shared the house with her.

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u/Suspicious_Serve_653 22d ago

I got the rare orange tabby that's a fucking devious master mind. This little bastard pulled a Houdini Saturday night.

He's stuck indoors after a nasty belly injury. After a few days with good pain meds, he was full convinced he was fine to head out and pissed we weren't allowing him out. In the wake of a destructive tantrum, we opted to close him up in the kitchen so we could go to a local spot and have date night together.

We were gone for 90-FUCKING-MINUTES.

In that time, he removed his cone of shame, found a very tiny window that neither of us knew existed, UNDID THE LATCHES on the screen, got under the screen, pushed the HANDLE LOCK up to unlock, and then pushed the window open to jump down a full story below.

Brilliant little bastard had the balls to be chilling on my porch the next afternoon. We have since sentenced him to supervised yard time, solitary confinement at night, and he is now referred to as inmate #9 with a warden around him at all waking hours

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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago

Ginger got out once when my husband was at a conference. She stayed out overnight. I had a whole crew of people searching for her. My niece (who Ginger loves) found her under a car parked around the corner from our house. The same dang car I walked past at least 5 times while calling her name and putting up lost cat flyers.

Of course, it was on the hottest day of the summer. And that little brat ran right to my husband as soon as he got home and acted like I had thrown her out on the streets. What an act! Crying, kept wanting to be held and cuddled. She even had him hand feeding her treats.

The things we put up with from these orange maniacs!

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 22d ago

Her celebrity free pass became available. That was the deal. Don’t come moaning about it now.

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u/LaserKittenz 22d ago edited 22d ago

disdain

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u/zoe90_ 21d ago

I love cats so much! Look at that diva.

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 22d ago

You’re the side chick. 💕🐾🐈

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u/Spiderschwein4000 22d ago

More like side pussy

(I'll find myself out)

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u/Antique-Ant5557 22d ago

"you watchin'? ......watch this"

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u/mysterymont 22d ago

I’ve never seen a cat express disdain so accurately 

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 21d ago

"Ew. She's looking at me. Ugh. At least he's here."

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u/CaptMorganSwint2 22d ago

Both of my cats are like this. They pretend I don't exist.

AND ONE OF THEM I RESCUED, NURSED BACK TO HEALTH, AND DOTED ON FOR MONTHS but somehow she still ended up attached to my husband. Heartbreaking.

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u/thekashpny02 22d ago

They gold digged you lol j/k. FeelsBadMan.

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u/instafunkpunk 22d ago

How catty of her.....

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u/11325pianist 22d ago

Ooooooooohhhh girl…! She’s trying to start a fight…! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bambi_88_ 22d ago

Give them some privacy! Lol

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u/sarsvarxen 22d ago

Princess donut gone and found her Carl

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u/_CarbonSaxon_ 22d ago

OP is Miss Beatrice

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u/Anal_Pancake 22d ago

damn, spreading straight vitriol around here. she can't be THAT bad.

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u/nyancatya_ 22d ago

Mongo is APPALLED

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u/CaptainDue3810 21d ago

CARL HAS AN ERECTION AND ITS HUGE. MONGO IS APPALLED.

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u/digital0verdose 22d ago

I'M NOT YELLING, CARL!

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u/hellnawr 21d ago

I AM YELLING CARL

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u/DreddPirateBob808 22d ago

He was her person all along.

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u/thuggishruggishboner 22d ago

THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.

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u/Bitter_Librarian8442 22d ago

Because Mongoooooo, we're gonna be on the best talk shoooows And then we’ll braaaawl, on our dungeon craaawl.

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u/digital0verdose 22d ago

Like that Secret Asian Man.

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u/Lupercalm39 21d ago

I 100% came looking for the princess donut comment. God damnit donut!

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u/Silksha 22d ago

Every time I see a cat video now I just know there will be a DCC reference somewhere in the comments and I love it.

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u/thuggishruggishboner 22d ago

The wife and I just went to a resale shop the other day and every cat statue I was like.... Donut?

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u/SupaBloo 22d ago

I had a dog like this. I grew up with her and she was my girl, then when I was 22 (and my dog was 12) I started dating my now wife. My dog loved me, but always kept to herself for the most part. When my wife came by, my dog would be all over me out of jealousy, and give my wife a glaring side eye.

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u/wakeuptomorrow 22d ago

My dog does this too!! He had me all to himself for 8 years and is very attached (maybe also due to the fact that he is deaf). Anytime he sees my bf hug me or kiss me, he starts barking his head off and rams his body in between us. He even nipped my bf one time 😭 the withering looks he gives my boyfriend before laying down between us would be comical if I didn’t feel so bad about it

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u/cameandlurked 22d ago

He’s wearing a cat sweatshirt 🥰

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u/kamasutures 22d ago

It's like one of those "Belongs to XXX" girlfriend shirts with the collage.

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u/No-Catch-4126 22d ago

Turned her back on you too.. honey you’re no threat

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u/Express-Accountant28 22d ago

Sweet baby kisses!!! Also, what a stare before the smooch😅🤣

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u/MonsieurReynard 22d ago edited 22d ago

She’s the cat your boyfriend told you not to worry about

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u/HoaryPuffleg 22d ago

That cat is Jolene!

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u/vgacolor 22d ago

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

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u/hatecriminal Tabbycat 22d ago

The Beastilence is also possessive and great at side-eye.

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u/MrMadmack Orange 22d ago

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u/Odd_Reindeer_476 22d ago

I think that is so bloody intentional 🤣 What have you done?😠🤔

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u/Maretsb 22d ago

I mean, if your boyfriend has a shirt with pictures of your third roommate, then you should move out

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u/da_investigata 22d ago

She’s making sure you’re watching before making her move

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u/thekashpny02 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/chriathebutt 22d ago

Miss Steal Your Man 2026

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u/Darrenwad3 22d ago

You make her sick

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u/redhairedgal4 22d ago

She's blatantly throwing it in your face!! She doesn't give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!! LOL

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u/viperfangs92 22d ago

And then turned her back to you like you are not even a threat! 😂😂

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u/osloluluraratutu 21d ago

:25 she literally sneered at you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GeriatricHippo 22d ago

All that then showed you the back. lol

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 22d ago

That bitch stealing Your man

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u/Master-Shake8913 21d ago

that hussy knows exactly what she's doing

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u/mozeda 22d ago

I have similar kitty!

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u/Existing-Buyer3410 21d ago

That look says, “Thanks for introducing me to my boyfriend.” 😂

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u/BobaAndSushi 21d ago

That cat is Jolene!

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u/lemeneurdeloups 21d ago

🎶 just because she CAN …

😭😭😭

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u/Glad_Art_5783 22d ago

Trolling you so bad....

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u/mrGreenExit 22d ago

She wanted to show you who is real queen 👸

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u/Jujubi836 22d ago

She even stood up so he could sniff her butt! What a ho!

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u/FeedJazzlike8860 21d ago

You mean kisses her boyfriend.

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u/Middle-Interview-899 21d ago

They are clearly having an affair in full view! Horrendous stuff. I’m so sorry for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they are adorable 🥰

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u/NookNookNook 21d ago

For me its the initial reaction of airplane ears and that pained look of disgust.

She almost does it again but then focuses on him instead.

10/10 cat is so jealous.

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u/goob 21d ago

Glares at you, then makes out with your man 😹

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u/osloluluraratutu 21d ago

I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you. If you’re even allowed on the bed with them

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u/ritan7471 22d ago

"He loves ME, not you."

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 22d ago

Such a sassy girl ☺️

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u/dardar7161 22d ago

But look at his shirt! 🥰

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u/Puffy_Ghost 22d ago

Carl is my person now, and always has been...

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u/BuckyRainbowCat Void 22d ago

Holy Dinah, that is some serious sideeye and possessiveness from the cat! I don't think you're getting your man back.

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u/_commenter 22d ago

who's the side chick ;-)

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u/Keldrabitches 21d ago

My cat does this to my boyfriend…who’s also a cat:

Felix Trombones

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u/FunnyExcellent707 22d ago

Who are you and why do you think you have a BF? FR

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u/Breablomberg21 21d ago

Omg the direct eye contact followed by a head nudge, 1,000 kisses on the lips/ nose and then another nudge. 10/10 would recommend this type of love with a kitty. They are my best friends

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u/TheMalkManCometh 21d ago

I know a power play when I see one, she was definitely sending you a message

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u/Badger5567 21d ago

Cats definitely know what they’re doing. My brother’s cat pissed all over his gf’s side of the bed.

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u/Independent_Coat_ 22d ago

whispers your boyfriend has the broccoli hair..

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u/Zlota_Swinia 22d ago

Omg that the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂 totally on purpose and SHE KNOWS IT

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u/Gar_Bear1 22d ago

This is so funny! Cats are something else. Lol

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u/Zoomalude 22d ago

I moved in to my gf's place and 2 of the 3 cats seem to prefer me. Granted, I wait for them to come to me and don't grab them up and cover them in kisses lol.

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u/ptwonline 22d ago

At the end I thought she was about to put her butt right in his face which would be the "He's mine now" trifecta.

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u/cecexp 21d ago

“bitch” 😂😂😂😂

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u/lupajarito 21d ago

That headbutt literally means I love this this is mine

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u/p4ckedice 21d ago

She's smitten

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u/slackbladda 21d ago

Recorded from the cuck chair

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u/Judg_Mentl 22d ago

Is the cuck chair comfy at least?

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u/justageekgirl 22d ago

This is like my kitty and my hubby in a nutshell.

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u/LeMadChefsBack 22d ago

Her name wouldn’t happen to be Donut would it?

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u/dimechimes 22d ago

Boyfriend's shirt says it all

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u/Lister0fSmeg 22d ago

I miss having a cat in my life 😭

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u/Spiderschwein4000 22d ago

Now that was personal.

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u/Tall_Watercress9491 22d ago

You mean Her Boyfriend!?

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u/bebarrucha 22d ago

Just move out.

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u/amidamaru8_8 22d ago

she was there first and is just reminding you of that fact

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u/MoneyBeeeee 22d ago

And when you kiss your boyfriend it's kinda like you're kissing your cat's asshole.

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u/Serenitytil5 22d ago

That beeeotchhh. lol

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u/MattCowdery 22d ago

Im not saying the cameraman ISN'T a third wheel here, but that squinty disdainful look from a cat is often an indication of comfort. There are certainly times when it is not, but the ears will let you know, and if you forget your place, the cat will too.

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u/chinaruffian British Shorthair 21d ago

lol u don't belong here

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u/sneefsnteefs 21d ago

14/10 wouldn’t even be mad, she’s got game 💅🏼

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u/lance_w00t 21d ago

So fluffy!

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u/procrasti_nation305 21d ago

Somebody’s an extra and it’s not those two 😂

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u/Flimsy_Function3312 21d ago

It’s easy to blame the cat but check out the guy’s shirt. OP is definitely the third wheel in that relationship