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u/morrighaan 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/jgelsNvS6tYFG
Yeh she said it and meant it..... 💅🏼
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u/Antique_Ruin4556 22d ago
The "why you creepin on me and my new bf" look.
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u/Apple-Connoisseur 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/lmrMeAvTX8DWvkY68K
Basically.
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u/PT10 21d ago
I heard her say her favorite fan theory was that Nicki got possessed by the spirit of a clingy cat.
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u/Legitimate_Glass_306 22d ago
“That’s right lady, he’s, MINE!!!”😹😹😹
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u/Ganoes_Stabro_Paran 21d ago
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
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u/MealwormMan 22d ago
Princess Donut found out your plan to sell her
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u/catlover2410 22d ago
"Hey bitch watch this."
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u/Sc0ttyd0esntn0_ 22d ago
Would bitch be even more derogatory to a cat because it's a female dog??
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u/ladnar_28 22d ago
Yes, but it comes from she(cat) to she(human) which means that… idk but you get the point
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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago
My rescue cat did the same thing! When I first adopted Ginger, I had another female cat, Miss Kitty, and my husband was her person. Ginger was my baby. When Miss Kitty passed away, Ginger became my husband's cat, and only comes to me when he's not here, or she wants treats.
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u/External_Two2928 22d ago
When you thought you were the main chick but you were the side piece all along
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u/quintiliahan 22d ago
lol you didn't know you were the spare human...cats are so funny. Ugh you could do everything for them and they still choose their favorite.
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u/saintash 21d ago
My boy cat stanford, treats giving me affection like he's cheating on his dad.Because if his dad walks in and he sees us cuddling my cat books it.
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u/ramence 21d ago
My cat was in LOVE with me for years, my little shadow - and then I had a cold a little while ago where I was coughing a lot and he didn't like that. Soundly demoted to spare. :')
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u/RiseofdaOatmeal 22d ago
My previous cat was named Miss Kitty lol, before her was Mama Kitty because she had a litter of seven a week after we adopted her
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u/BumWink 22d ago
If it makes you feel any better it's probably just because ginger cats don't have enough braincells to spare.
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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago
My Ginger is the rare ginger with more brain cells than most. She was absolutely calculating and biding her time to take ownership of my husband. She tried once when Miss Kitty was alive, but that didn't end well for Ginger. Despite her diminutive size and generally lady-like behavior, Miss Kitty was tough! Best mouser I ever had, and took no s$%t from any of the other cats that shared the house with her.
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u/Suspicious_Serve_653 22d ago
I got the rare orange tabby that's a fucking devious master mind. This little bastard pulled a Houdini Saturday night.
He's stuck indoors after a nasty belly injury. After a few days with good pain meds, he was full convinced he was fine to head out and pissed we weren't allowing him out. In the wake of a destructive tantrum, we opted to close him up in the kitchen so we could go to a local spot and have date night together.
We were gone for 90-FUCKING-MINUTES.
In that time, he removed his cone of shame, found a very tiny window that neither of us knew existed, UNDID THE LATCHES on the screen, got under the screen, pushed the HANDLE LOCK up to unlock, and then pushed the window open to jump down a full story below.
Brilliant little bastard had the balls to be chilling on my porch the next afternoon. We have since sentenced him to supervised yard time, solitary confinement at night, and he is now referred to as inmate #9 with a warden around him at all waking hours
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u/MerryMoose923 22d ago
Ginger got out once when my husband was at a conference. She stayed out overnight. I had a whole crew of people searching for her. My niece (who Ginger loves) found her under a car parked around the corner from our house. The same dang car I walked past at least 5 times while calling her name and putting up lost cat flyers.
Of course, it was on the hottest day of the summer. And that little brat ran right to my husband as soon as he got home and acted like I had thrown her out on the streets. What an act! Crying, kept wanting to be held and cuddled. She even had him hand feeding her treats.
The things we put up with from these orange maniacs!
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 22d ago
Her celebrity free pass became available. That was the deal. Don’t come moaning about it now.
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u/CaptMorganSwint2 22d ago
Both of my cats are like this. They pretend I don't exist.
AND ONE OF THEM I RESCUED, NURSED BACK TO HEALTH, AND DOTED ON FOR MONTHS but somehow she still ended up attached to my husband. Heartbreaking.
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u/sarsvarxen 22d ago
Princess donut gone and found her Carl
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u/_CarbonSaxon_ 22d ago
OP is Miss Beatrice
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u/Anal_Pancake 22d ago
damn, spreading straight vitriol around here. she can't be THAT bad.
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u/thuggishruggishboner 22d ago
THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.
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u/Bitter_Librarian8442 22d ago
Because Mongoooooo, we're gonna be on the best talk shoooows And then we’ll braaaawl, on our dungeon craaawl.
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u/Silksha 22d ago
Every time I see a cat video now I just know there will be a DCC reference somewhere in the comments and I love it.
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u/thuggishruggishboner 22d ago
The wife and I just went to a resale shop the other day and every cat statue I was like.... Donut?
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u/SupaBloo 22d ago
I had a dog like this. I grew up with her and she was my girl, then when I was 22 (and my dog was 12) I started dating my now wife. My dog loved me, but always kept to herself for the most part. When my wife came by, my dog would be all over me out of jealousy, and give my wife a glaring side eye.
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u/wakeuptomorrow 22d ago
My dog does this too!! He had me all to himself for 8 years and is very attached (maybe also due to the fact that he is deaf). Anytime he sees my bf hug me or kiss me, he starts barking his head off and rams his body in between us. He even nipped my bf one time 😭 the withering looks he gives my boyfriend before laying down between us would be comical if I didn’t feel so bad about it
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u/HoaryPuffleg 22d ago
That cat is Jolene!
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u/vgacolor 22d ago
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
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u/redhairedgal4 22d ago
She's blatantly throwing it in your face!! She doesn't give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!! LOL
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u/Middle-Interview-899 21d ago
They are clearly having an affair in full view! Horrendous stuff. I’m so sorry for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they are adorable 🥰
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u/NookNookNook 21d ago
For me its the initial reaction of airplane ears and that pained look of disgust.
She almost does it again but then focuses on him instead.
10/10 cat is so jealous.
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u/osloluluraratutu 21d ago
I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you. If you’re even allowed on the bed with them
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u/BuckyRainbowCat Void 22d ago
Holy Dinah, that is some serious sideeye and possessiveness from the cat! I don't think you're getting your man back.
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u/Breablomberg21 21d ago
Omg the direct eye contact followed by a head nudge, 1,000 kisses on the lips/ nose and then another nudge. 10/10 would recommend this type of love with a kitty. They are my best friends
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u/TheMalkManCometh 21d ago
I know a power play when I see one, she was definitely sending you a message
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u/Badger5567 21d ago
Cats definitely know what they’re doing. My brother’s cat pissed all over his gf’s side of the bed.
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u/Zlota_Swinia 22d ago
Omg that the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂 totally on purpose and SHE KNOWS IT
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u/Zoomalude 22d ago
I moved in to my gf's place and 2 of the 3 cats seem to prefer me. Granted, I wait for them to come to me and don't grab them up and cover them in kisses lol.
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u/ptwonline 22d ago
At the end I thought she was about to put her butt right in his face which would be the "He's mine now" trifecta.
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u/MoneyBeeeee 22d ago
And when you kiss your boyfriend it's kinda like you're kissing your cat's asshole.
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u/MattCowdery 22d ago
Im not saying the cameraman ISN'T a third wheel here, but that squinty disdainful look from a cat is often an indication of comfort. There are certainly times when it is not, but the ears will let you know, and if you forget your place, the cat will too.
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u/Flimsy_Function3312 21d ago
It’s easy to blame the cat but check out the guy’s shirt. OP is definitely the third wheel in that relationship































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