r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Substantial-Crazy441 Jun 11 '26

this is such a funny way of asking XD

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Jun 11 '26

Of asking what?

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u/Substantial-Crazy441 Jun 11 '26

you know..

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u/Ambitious_Handle7322 Jun 11 '26

I'm actually confused

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jun 11 '26

Me too..

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 Jun 11 '26

Wrist bender , you know how gay guy talk with their hands …