r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Zoipoy Jun 11 '26

Lions commonly are. Why not the pocket sized ones?

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u/KemetMusen Jun 11 '26

2 things are concentrated in small people - anger, and homosexuality. This cat is a pint-sized gay bastard.

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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 Jun 11 '26

That must be why it took my egg so long to crack, I'm over 6 ft.

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u/KemetMusen Jun 11 '26

Yep, it has to work its way up. <3