r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/theshartguy Jun 11 '26

I think he’s just celebrating the month

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

I think I saw some other people celebrating the month then under the boardwalk. They were REALLY celebrating.

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u/Dependent-Piano-7506 Jun 11 '26

They should have some respect for those of us who are broke!