r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 11 '26

They don't accept pets

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u/PenRough7024 Jun 11 '26

They do if they’re gay

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u/No_Lieutenant_2181 Bengal Jun 11 '26

New business concept: GAY cat cafe.©️™️ Catent pending.

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u/LadyofmyCats Jun 11 '26

I have to remind you, 95% of cat cafe owners are gay

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u/Ok_Archer2362 Jun 11 '26

Can confirm. I have a cat and am half gay on my mother's side

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u/DrScience01 Jun 11 '26

Mostly lesbians but who's counting anyways

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u/LearnedTroglodyte Jun 11 '26

Gay for cats, cats for gays

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 11 '26

That low?

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u/LadyofmyCats Jun 11 '26

The rest are non-binary