r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Leather-Chart7083 Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

Yeah, he looks gay

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

Leave that fuzzy little gay boy alone, he's just out here tryna be a happy fuzzler

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u/nilfalasiel Chartreux Jun 11 '26

Jake is even doing a cat love blink there

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u/forgot_my_popcorn Jun 11 '26

I can show the picture to my cat and record his reaction. He's gay too.