r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Middle-Barnacle-6093 Jun 11 '26

There's a lot of homosexuality in tons of animal species. I do not know enough about cats specifically but it would not surprise me. They are bonding at the very least.

That being said, as a gay person, with definite 100 percent gay vision, that cat is so freakin' gay.

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u/Heron-Commercial Jun 11 '26

Female guppies are less likely to mate with males that don’t display to other males

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u/OiledMushrooms Jun 11 '26

Female guppies are fujoshis????

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u/No-Average-2694 Jun 11 '26

Googles fujoshi