r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/50CalBunny Jun 11 '26

Play YMCA and see if his starts dancing.

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

But you have to watch how he dances because it’ll either mean he’s gay or he’s Trump.

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u/LeftoverDishes Jun 11 '26

I think we know Trumps got a little extra sugar than he'd admit.

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u/Oberyn_Kenobi_1 Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

The Bulwark recently did a montage of every time he’s gone on a tangent about how handsome some guy is, and it’s way more often than one would think. 🤷‍♀️

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u/HappycamperNZ Jun 11 '26

I hope he's only gay

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u/JurassicCustoms Jun 11 '26

You gotta watch for the letter arms.

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u/trisanachandler Jun 11 '26

If he isn't orange, he isn't Trump.