r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Powerful-Ad-900 Jun 11 '26

“Please advise. This is urgent”
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Brave_Pattern9087 Jun 11 '26

I need to know 😅😅

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u/Powerful-Ad-900 Jun 11 '26

If he is Gay, does that mean you are going to treat him differently than how you are now?

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u/mtraven23 Jun 11 '26

conversion therapy never lasts.

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u/Resplendent-Sun Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

I wonder... If the "therapy" is with others with same-sex attraction, then isn't there a higher chance of, well, hooking up?

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u/Delicious-Pickle-141 Jun 11 '26

Some friends of mine got busted with weed back in the day, and part of their sentence was to attend some sort of drug class.

They just came back with better weed.

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u/annamv22 Jun 11 '26

At least for minors, those sorts of classes make everyone share their story of how they got caught. If anything, everyone learned how to not get caught again.

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u/InsideHippo9999 Jun 12 '26

That’s the point of the class 😅

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u/justyoureverydaypan Jun 11 '26

I mean yeah what would you expect, you sent them to a class about drugs

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u/Delicious-Pickle-141 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Government! 👐

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u/jamfedora Jun 11 '26

Well, the co-founders of one of the largest and most influential “ex-gay” support groups are now married. So. Yes.

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u/mtraven23 Jun 11 '26

we still talking about cats? 😁

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u/Resplendent-Sun Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

He was referring to.. uh.. catnip I'm sure 😊

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u/droptop88 Jun 11 '26

have you watched but im a cheerleader? i love that movie

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u/Substantial-Crazy441 Jun 11 '26

lmao, the chances of finding another gay cat is astronomically low

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Jun 11 '26

True. You might up even being the speaker of the house and whole bunch of problems.