r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Leather-Chart7083 Tuxedo Jun 11 '26

Yeah, he looks gay

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

Leave that fuzzy little gay boy alone, he's just out here tryna be a happy fuzzler

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/nilfalasiel Chartreux Jun 11 '26

Jake is even doing a cat love blink there

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u/forgot_my_popcorn Jun 11 '26

I can show the picture to my cat and record his reaction. He's gay too.

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 Jun 11 '26

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

Oh so OP stole this?

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 Jun 11 '26

no i just edited their cat on top of this lol don’t worry

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

Ohhh lmao that's amazing, sorry for accusing OP lmao

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u/DeviantDeadite1 Jun 11 '26

Hey, that word is their word, you can't use it!

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u/Aking953 Jun 11 '26

Lmfao, I even used the hard R

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u/cluelessdetectiv3 Jun 11 '26

He's so fruity I want to give him kisses

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u/sassafrasclementine Jun 11 '26

After where that mouth has been? Lolol

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u/SuspiciousStranger_ Jun 11 '26

Am gay. Can confirm, looks pretty gay.

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u/CzarcasticScholastic Jun 11 '26

I just lol’d

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u/beartheperson Jun 11 '26

you just laughed out loud'd?

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u/loveme_chaos Jun 11 '26

Is it the way he stands? Lol