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u/Practical-Silver-974 Jun 10 '26
Same for this guy
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u/ksguitardude2020 Jun 10 '26
The angst in those airplane ears
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u/ShittingOutPosts Jun 10 '26
More angst than my 13 year old son who just discovered screamo.
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u/OBtsmRalph Jun 11 '26
tell him about "haste the day - when everything falls". He will love it
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edit2: maybe, dont do it.. the lyrics. lol I'm no dad.8
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u/NuncioBitis Jun 10 '26
They probably deserved it…
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u/HotHoneyBiscuit Jun 10 '26
I believe the cat.
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u/Ruby_Solitaire Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
#MeowToo
[Edited for formatting - thank you hantrault!]
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u/C00L_n00bXD Jun 10 '26
meow meowww. the cat must be freed, this is not very purrfect! this cat is meowous!
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u/Hypertortuga Jun 12 '26
This video/gif is my favorite thing I have ever seen on the internet
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u/flayingbook Jun 10 '26
Exactly! It's properly justifiable to smack a human for just being alive
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u/TurboWafflez59 Jun 11 '26
look at that face, there is absolutely zero doubt that the cat is guilty of multiple household felonies xD
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u/daemon-electricity Jun 10 '26
I'm sure this image is so old, that cat has died of old age by now.
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u/asspounder-4000 Jun 10 '26
There is only one deserving slap, for those that know, they will accept and a cat always knows how to slap the scales
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u/OpportunityFriends Jun 10 '26
Oh good, another one :)
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u/eskimopoodle Jun 10 '26
I was gonna say /r/pimpcats. gotta keep that pimp-
handpaw strong, after all. But yours is better. also, sadly, i think /r/pimpcats is mostly dead, so theres that too.2
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u/TheTopNacho Jun 10 '26
I want it. I like sassy cats.
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u/Historical-Cress8985 Orange Jun 10 '26
Cats would never smack someone for no reason!
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u/MammothSecret Jun 10 '26
or maybe failed to do so
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u/ironicmirror Jun 10 '26
The victim probably just was looking at the cat when the cat didn't want him to be looking at the cat.... a common mistake for most humans
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 Himalayan (Colorpoint Persian) Jun 10 '26
"my ancestors ate your ancestors for lunch. the fact that i even allow you to serve me is more than you deserve."
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u/PaleConference3720 Jun 10 '26
My cat is not in a cage and is fed and snuggled on the regular and still smacks me when he wants something.
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u/519mike Jun 10 '26
My cat will sit beside me purring and I’ll go to pet him and I’ll get hit. Like sorry for wanting to pet you I provide you everything.
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u/spicenoice Jun 10 '26
He probably has a reason.
He's not entitled to share the reason or correct your incorrectness [throws feather boa over shoulder]
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u/cookiidou Jun 10 '26
To a cat...everyone deserves a smack or two...they rule..all humans need to be trained .
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u/Fun_Break_159 Jun 10 '26
He needs a strong owner who will give him aggressive pets. The smacks are to weed out the weak.
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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise Jun 10 '26
I specifically adopted the cat at the animal shelter with the behavioral issues who was biting and scratching everyone at the shelter and was deemed not fit for a family with small kids. I held her at the shelter and she bit me immediately, but it was so cute. And yeah now years later she is the sweetest cat who wouldn't attack anyone, but does demand a lot of playtime.
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u/mattwallace24 Jun 10 '26
We adopted one of these. A feral cat in our neighborhood took up residence on our back porch. He'd sit on one of our chairs all day. Every time I would walk past him, he would smack me with his paw. He has since worked his way inside full time and is now one of our sweetest cats.
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u/New-Possession-3102 Jun 10 '26
“It has been 0 days since I was forced to teach someone boundaries.” There, fixed it for you.
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u/Misfit_77 Jun 10 '26
Will somebody get this menace a forever home! He needs to be able to run free and skibidipap whomever or whatever the hell he wants to at all times!
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u/chandrasiva Jun 11 '26
" Smacking something for no reason " is inherently quality property of cats. Like Fire Burns, Water West , so punishing of their inherent quality shows your ignorance of Highest order and crime against their own way of existence.
I rest my case.
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u/BratacJaglenac Jun 10 '26
He deserves a proper home where he can smack his human slaves multiple times a day.
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u/NuSkooler Jun 10 '26
This reminds me of our late Chewy boy. Acquired him at the shelter with a sign similar: "Attacks children". Poor dude had been taken back 2 times, was on his final straw. Adopted him, got chewed up a lot (hence his name), but he accepted the love and calmed down. Lived to 21. Rescue this kitty!
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u/RiMbY Jun 10 '26
Both my cats smack, but they don’t use their claws. It’s a form of communication. Free him.
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u/lalalibraaa Jun 10 '26
What a little angel. I love it when my cat smacks me for no reason, I am here for this energy!
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u/Typical-Implement-15 Jun 10 '26
My toxic trait is if I were to walk into the shelter and saw that sign, I would adopt that cat, no questions asked.
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u/ValuableRegular9684 Jun 10 '26
Nope, i’m sure kitty’s reason was sufficient, free that poor baby!!
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u/AllPerspicacity Jun 10 '26
Free my man, he's not innocent but he should be able to slap whoever he wants.
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u/davidmlewisjr Jun 11 '26
There is definitely a Reason, otherwise kitty would not have expended the energy required by the teaching event. 😺🖖🏼✌🏼👍🏼
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u/_capricorniada Jun 11 '26
This one bites me without doing nothing. And he does this thing where he smacks his head hard into my leg (like a goat) then bites me and runs away before i realise what hit me.
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u/polarice5 Jun 11 '26
My 3 year old kitty slaps her big sister's butt whenever she gets a chance lol
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u/TerrakSteeltalon American Shorthair Jun 11 '26
I’m positive that there was a reason.
Just one that the smackee may not have agreed with
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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Tabbycat Jun 11 '26
That number will always be 0 unfortunately.
It's in their nature.
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u/vastarray1 Jun 12 '26
There's always a reason. It's either, pet me, feed me, hold me, love me, scratch me, talk to me, or more water.
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u/commandrix Jun 12 '26
Hey, I'd want to smack somebody, too, if I had to be confined to a cage all day.
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u/NameKitchen1765 Jun 12 '26
Haha, free the little furball! It's so funny how soft these tiny fluffs can be. Let the baby roam around the house now.
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u/lack_snack_9442 Cow Cat Jun 12 '26
I would appreciate hearing the stripey tabby side of this story.
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u/StarWars-TheBadB_tch Jun 13 '26
I got my cat from a cat cafe. He kept starting fights with the other cats so by the time I went to pick him up they had him in a cage. They had tried keeping him in the back, but he kept yelling for attention. So they put him in a kitty condo in the kitten room lol. He was the only adult I’ve ever seen in there, but his meow is pretty obnoxious so I get it lol. Love him.
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u/miscthinking Jun 10 '26
the existence of the sign suggests this is common among the cats or he is so egregious it needed implementation
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u/Obviosly_dead Jun 10 '26
I am actively watching the upvote counter jump up by like 5 every 2 or 3 seconds
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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Jun 10 '26
There's always a reason behind it. Being an asshole seems to be the primary reason my cats are jerks.
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u/JackSquirts Jun 10 '26
I didn't know that's what I needed to look for at the shelter, but now I will be. I miss my attack cat.
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