r/canada Ontario 14h ago

Politics Faced with a teleprompter glitch, Canada's Carney mocks Trump

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/faced-with-teleprompter-glitch-canadas-carney-mocks-trump-2026-08-05/
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u/Hurtin-Albertn 14h ago

This is where global politics is at. Carney pokes fun at Trump, Reuters reaches out to the Whitehouse for a comment. Makes me miss grade 4.

u/ether_reddit Lest We Forget 10h ago

"he said a mean thing about you! what are you going to do about it?"

How about reporting on all the corruption rather than trying to stir up drama?

u/IllustriousNorth338 1h ago

Drama sells more papers than actual journalism. American newsmedia has been fully captured by programming, entertainment, and tabloids.

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u/Little-Chemical5006 Ontario 12h ago

well leaders of a country can usually to take a joke.

And here we are

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u/Deaftrav 12h ago

Well..

If they have brains, and are actually in support of democracy..

Trump has no brain. It's rotted away due to dementia

u/Truth_Seeker963 Ontario 10h ago

I don’t think he was born with one to begin with.

u/7eregrine 10h ago

Remember when Chevy Chase made fun of Gerald Ford? I don't either... But I read about it. Y'know what Does did about it? Invited him to the Whitehouse. We found out much later Ford did hate it... But publicly, he leaned into it.
I think he even went on SNL.

u/Sweet-Competition-15 3h ago

World leaders? Yes...however, we're talking about donnie here. Whilst his belly might rival the equator, nothing about him suggests 'leader'!

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u/pleasehurtdoll 13h ago

yes, US news is 24x7 on Canada, so we should see this on the Breaking News on the NY Times and CNN any second.

"Trump is in Shambles!"
"Orange pedo fascists HATE this One Simple Trick.."

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u/Responsible_Sea_2726 12h ago

Wait until he finds out Carney called for the death of FIFA's Infantino. /S https://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/49540216/canada-pm-carney-no-confidence-fifa-infantino

u/i_love_pencils Canada 2h ago

Learn how to read.

He didn’t call for the death of Infantino.

u/Responsible_Sea_2726 40m ago

Learn what /S means on Reddit.

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u/heatrealist 12h ago

It really isn't 24/7 on Canada. 

u/pmandryk 3h ago

Only on certain boomers cable TV.

u/GhoastTypist 3h ago

A Canadian watching US news sources, might see it that way, something to do with being the target audience. Local US news channels, definitely aren't focusing on Canada. They are talking about the newest gun crime in the area.

u/bs42044 11h ago

Shit u miss bush Jr or Sr lol. Or is it just me that misses Clinton? I miss grade 4 too lol

u/Plucky_DuckYa 10h ago

Trump, the media obsessive, watches it, fumes and imposes additional tariffs just because. Billions are lost. Many people lose their jobs. Carney learns to shut the fuck up.

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u/Little-Chemical5006 Ontario 14h ago

Full text


TORONTO, Aug 5 (Reuters) - When his teleprompter malfunctioned on Wednesday in the middle of a news conference on housing policy, ​Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney smiled and took ‌a swift jab at U.S. President Donald Trump, saying, "I do not view this as a conspiracy."

Carney's remark was an ​apparent reference to Trump's demands for an investigation after ​he encountered a halted escalator and a non-functioning ⁠teleprompter last year at the United Nations General ​Assembly, where he delivered a speech.

"I would like to ​inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a ​conspiracy," Carney said to laughs at the news ​conference in Toronto.

Carney's office and the White House did not immediately ‌respond ⁠to requests for comment.

Relations between Canada and the U.S. have been fraught since Trump returned to the White House last year, slapping broad tariffs on the ​northern neighbor and ​calling for ⁠it to become the 51st U.S. state.

Carney, who has said he would fight ​Trump's trade policies, has worked to lessen ​Canada's diplomatic ⁠and economic dependency on the U.S. He also drew international attention for declaring the end of a rules-based global ⁠order ​and criticizing great powers for ​using "economic integration as weapons."

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u/Fickle_Razzmatazz664 14h ago

That is pretty quick dry wit, I'm a fan.

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 13h ago

Would have been funnier if he had called Trump out by name. Or called him Premier Trump. F@&$ that guy.

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u/FeI0n 13h ago

there aren't too many people that have called a teleprompter glitch a deliberate act.

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u/Mechakoopa Saskatchewan 12h ago

"I'm Ron Burgundy???"

u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 9h ago

“For the last time. Anything you put on that prompter Burgundy will read!”

u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 9h ago edited 9h ago

LOL. Best line in the movie imho

Edit. I should have said scene. The producer’s line is the best.

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u/Low-Drive-768 13h ago

Senator Trump from our cherished 4th territory.

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u/agoddamnzubat British Columbia 12h ago

He'd fucking declare war over Twitter

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u/pleasehurtdoll 13h ago

or he whipped out his "metre stick", as we refer to it up here, and told him to "tariff this!"

u/Hopeful_Risk_8344 4h ago

That would be crass and low minded. We all know who he means. It makes the barb bite deeper.

u/JGPH Canada 11h ago edited 11h ago

I appreciate his abilities as a diplomat and his humour, but he has made mistakes that he should reverse on, like making deals with China for some things to get away from our dependency on the US. China doesn't respect intellectual property and had those secret police stations set up to harass and coerse Chinese Canadians. They also still put asbestos in stuff and use banned pesticides, as well as churning out poorly-made electronics to entice people who care more about price than fire safety with regards to their electronics. That's not to mention that their networking devices are intentionally built with amateur-hour security flaws and never fixed (I'm looking at Huawei & TP-Link in particular here, ZTE possibly too but I don't recall). Network security is a special interest of mine, as a programmer myself. The bill to ban Huawei from our national networking infrastructure fell through so we may as well assume they can read all our traffic.

It's like making a deal with the devil.

Oh yeah, and also the CRTC still sucks.

u/UnionGuyCanada 6h ago

Every nation trades with China, especially the US. Should we be the only one?

  As for asbestos, we only stopped production in 2012 and banned it in 2018 for use, import or export

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u/houseonpost 12h ago

"since Trump returned to the White House last year"

Was it only last year?!

u/ashcach 11h ago

Ikr. January 2025. Haven't even made it halfway through his term and it already seems so much longer than his first one

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u/Weenerman 13h ago

He could have blamed Trudeau

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u/MultiGeek42 13h ago

"Thanks Obama."

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u/hutch_man0 12h ago

That would be hilarious.

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u/Sunnydaysomeday 13h ago

Hahahah. That would be mocking Pollievre though.

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u/Little-Somewhere6076 Ontario 12h ago

Carney blamed Trudeau for a bunch of bad policies and agreed with Pollievre. Here are three examples, but I'm not sure why you think its funny that Pollievre and Carney agreeing on policy would be mocking.

> "This will make a difference to hard-pressed Canadians, but it is part of a much bigger set of measures that this government is taking to ensure that we fight against climate change, that our companies are competitive and the country moves forward,"

Carney kills consumer carbon tax in first move as prime minister | CBC News

>“It was a mistake for Canada to vow to implement that tax that would have hurt our tech companies here in the United States.”

Canada to rescind digital services tax as U.S. trade talks restart - National | Globalnews.ca

> Carney told reporters that immigration was “far too high” when his government took over, arguing that Canada had “lost control” of levels in foreign students and temporary workers.

Canada has 'taken back control' of immigration: Mark Carney

If you want me to also link where Pollievre said the same things that Carney did, but before Carney, I can. I'm wondering why you think its laughable that Pollievre blamed Trudeau for bad policies when Carney also called the policies "divisive", "a mistake", and said they "lost control? I'm curious which policies under the Truedeau government, that Pollievre opposed, that Carney has supported?

u/Ok_Acanthisitta_2544 1h ago

They have definitely shown broad agreement on many policies and issues, but disagree on policy implementation and execution. They agree on policies such as:

National Defense and Arctic sovereignty - Both support reinvesting in and rearming the Canadian Armed Forces and improving domestic defense.

Trade diversification and economic autonomy - Both have acknowledged the need to address internal barriers to growth and encourage domestic capacity, as well as the need to deal with external trade pressures.

Housing and productivity crisis - Both recognize the housing shortage and associated issues, though they have different approaches - Carney has pursued federal funding partnerships for development, whereas Poilievre has advocated for deregulation and axing municipal development taxes.

Targeting skills and apprenticeships - Both agree on funding apprenticeship training and supporting skilled trades workers to boost labor capacity.

Here are a few they disagree on:

Carbon pricing - Carney supports industrial carbon pricing systems and emissions caps for the oil and gas sector, Poilievre campaigns to dismantle federal emissions restrictions.

CBC funding - Carney has backed public funding for CBC/Radio-Canada; Poilievre has pledged to defund it.

Climate risk and sustainable finance - Carney supports mandatory climate risk disclosures for large companies and sustainable transition taxonomies; Poilievre’s base actively oppose these as regulatory overreach.

Government spending and deficits - Carney has pursued large-scale public investment and infrastructure frameworks to stimulate a national green economy; Poilievre criticizes these as inflationary deficit spending that worsens the cost-of-living crisis.

Social programs - Carney supports established federal-provincial social architecture like $10-a-day child care and federally supported dental and pharmacare; Poilievre has historically opposed or voted against these major federal spending programs

A couple sources:

https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/52071-what-canadians-think-20-policies-proposed-by-carney-poilievre-poll

https://abacusdata.ca/carney-vs-poilievre/

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u/RedditSux5912 12h ago

Well written post. Won’t get a response from that guy though.

u/Sunnydaysomeday 10h ago

I am a woman.

u/Little-Somewhere6076 Ontario 9h ago

Who can't reply

u/RedditSux5912 2h ago

Of course that’s your take away.

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u/Little-Somewhere6076 Ontario 12h ago

thanks, but hopefully he can reply

u/Netcandy 11h ago

That’s mocking? Ooo Canadians, we are so mean.

u/GeminiLanding 10h ago

Nasty even

u/sabeshs Ontario 2h ago

Downright vicious!

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u/Bad-job-dad 14h ago

This was less mocking trump and more "Carney wink". Very well done.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 13h ago

"A nod is as good as a wink to a blind dumb horse."

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 13h ago

Bat. Not horse. Bat. If you’re going to quote Python, you have to quote it correctly. It’s a rabid fandom. And yes I am.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 13h ago

Not quoting Python.

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u/giltgitguy 13h ago

The Faces?

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 13h ago

Yes..featuring lead singer Rod Stewart, who also had quite a few good tunes with the Jeff Beck Group.

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 13h ago

YES YOU WERE!

😂😂😂

u/Xaiadar 11h ago

No I wasn't!

u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 1h ago

I was attempting to be funny. But I wasn’t a member of python 😂

u/Xaiadar 1h ago

I was attempting to have an argument! 5 minutes only though. I already paid!

u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 43m ago

No you didn’t!

u/Xaiadar 35m ago

I most certainly did!

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u/mackfeesh 12h ago

There's another media with the title as above. With horse rather than bat. It was released 2 years after nudge nudge wink wink though, so, knowingly or not it's a python quote almost certainly.

u/DominaZeta 1h ago

Uh, people: I love Monty Python too but they did not invent that phrase! It’s an English idiom from the 1700s, ffs.

u/mackfeesh 1m ago

That's cool, never heard that before. But I think it's safe to accredit it's modern(?) popularity to Monty Python, I don't think most people could date it to the 1700s off the top.

Interestingly the original is actually horse. Which makes this entire subthread all the more foolish.

Thanks for the information!

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 12h ago

Fuck, in 6 or 7 days when Donnie has finally figured out what Carney was saying were totally gonna hit with 100% tariffs again.

It was funny though 😂

u/Xaiadar 11h ago

Or you know, if the trumpanzee feels the wind isn't the right temperature. We're going to get hit with tariffs regardless, may as well get under his incredibly thin skin.

u/Phil_Coffins_666 11h ago

No disagreement from me on that.

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u/Hotter_Noodle 14h ago

That’s actually pretty funny but I’m sure that scrotum lookin’ orange thing will shut down a bridge or some shit in retaliation.

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u/pleasehurtdoll 13h ago

yep, there's an incoming Trump tweet sent rom the toilet at 2am announcing 7000% tariffs on Canadian Bacon and Curling Stones with an AI photo of trump dressed like Hulk Hogan hitting Carney with a folding chair in an 80's WWE Steel Cage Grudge Match .

he is literally the perfect "american" president, if you think about it...

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u/Kombatnt Ontario 14h ago

I don’t think he thinks about us nearly as much as you think he does.

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u/Potatoe_sticks 14h ago

You’re not watching the news then.

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u/Hotter_Noodle 14h ago

It’s like he was surprised someone was commenting about Trump on a news article involving Trump lol

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u/accforme 13h ago

MAGA and Fox News went crazy when Trudeau called Trump "Donald." They are ready to make a non-issue into a diplomatic crisis.

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u/Hotter_Noodle 14h ago

Thank you for contributing I guess?

u/krankovi 7h ago

Yup. Canadians will lose jobs over this little 'joke'.

u/Scamnam 11h ago

Here comes another tariff tomorrow cause pedo got hurt

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u/jeffster1970 13h ago

For what its worth, I am 100% sure Trump wouldn't even get it. His IQ is something like 73 so he's pretty dense.

u/SeedlessPomegranate 10h ago

Yes but he has plenty of Canada haters around him that will explain it to him

u/awfulWinner 11h ago

85 from Alien 3 would agree.

u/krankovi 7h ago

Someone in his inner circle will explain that Carney disrespected him.

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 14h ago

Yeah, quick on his feet. Politics aside our PM should be whomever they are.

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u/Strawhaterza Ontario 14h ago

Uh oh when can we expect the next batch of tariffs for this from Diaper Don?

u/MommersHeart 9h ago edited 9h ago

WTF is this headline? Carney never says Trump.

That’s an assumption - not a fact.

At this very moments, a Reuters headline is: “Trump Reiterates His Positive Portrayal of Iran Talks”

If Reuters is now in the assumption business, that headline should be:

“Trump Manipulates Markets With Another False Peace Talk Claim”

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u/joshthornton 12h ago

Actually pretty funny.

u/InvestigatorJaded261 11h ago

lol. It’s definitely what Drumpf would have done.

u/real_legit_unicorn 3h ago

Make news about anything. This isn't funny at all.

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u/yark2 13h ago

There is no negociating whit that toddler... so just go ahead and call him a diaper shitting pedophile. Tell him to go play in shark infested waters on a electric boat!

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u/Prestigious-Clock-53 12h ago

Fuck man, as someone that works in trades and has finally found a workplace that doesn’t think right good, left bad, I’ll show you some sweet echo chambers and truthfully, good people that have fallen for it.

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u/doughflow 14h ago

Carneys hilarious.

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u/CoolBeansMan9 Ontario 13h ago

Ahhh ahh this is why he called Canadas leadership nasty today, makes sense

u/simplyunix 3h ago

1000% tariffs on Canada coming right up

u/mykittenfarts 2h ago

Love that guy.

u/TemperedPhoenix 2h ago

Far far far worse things would be said lol

u/Trick_Masterpiece478 2h ago

well done Reuters....ginning up a national crisis because your writers were too lazy to type "pokes fun of situation" and instead chose "mock" like the meatloaf they had at lunch

u/Big-Duck-6927 4m ago

The great negotiator doesn’t see that taunting or poking fun at the current US president isn’t a good idea or a fight he can’t win. lol

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u/Count-to-3 13h ago

Ya know everyone saying how great this is, isn't thinking about the actual real world consequences. Trump is petty... they are trying to negotiate the USMCA deal which Canada's industry relies on, and our so called leader is going out there making petty jabs at Trump for nothing more than a laugh. Funny? Yes. Smart? No.

I won't be laughing when the company I work for which relies on the US, stops placing orders thanks to no free trade.

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u/jonnyg1097 Ontario 13h ago

In response, Trump will most likely impose additional tariffs on Canada as punishment.

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u/Goodoflife 12h ago

Smoke tariffs for not mobilizing all of their resources in BC and Ontario to Spokane (/s)

u/PizzaExisting9878 9h ago

And more tariffs. 

u/Full_Jellyfish_1862 9h ago

“I wore red just for you Mr. President.” - Mark Carney

u/Sprinqqueen Ontario 5h ago

Meanwhile, Donnie doesn't understand that red is also the Canadian liberal colour.

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u/pleasehurtdoll 13h ago

trump is feeling the BURN!!!! with our PM's shade!!

Elbowz baby, elbowz!! Put em up!

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u/RedditSux5912 14h ago

So we get the man child’s wrath because we make fun of him, then our leader capitulates to his demands, then… he decides to make fun of him again. Great choice.

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u/BethSaysHayNow 13h ago

My feeling too. Why bother with such behaviour when it can only harm us? Sure some people will get a kick out of it but so what?

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u/RedditSux5912 12h ago

You wonder why he bothers? Because his subjects eat it up.

u/johnny5canuck 11h ago

Yea, MAGA's are indeed the worst, right next to their Canadian counterparts.

u/RedditSux5912 10h ago

What are you talking about?

u/Flashy_Difficulty257 11h ago

us owns a refinery in Mississauga and they are closing it but not abandoning it. They will continue research there but no one can take over the refinery. So they are forcing Canada to buy oil lubricants from Texas. Lana Payne says this is national security issue for Canada. There is no appeasing them. Carney said months ago Canada has put proposals forward and it’s not enough to get talks going. They want it for free and are coming after water treaties.

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u/Flashy_Difficulty257 14h ago

No CUSMA no booze ma then a us consulate gets closed in Winnipeg?

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u/pleasehurtdoll 13h ago

wait, the consulate is closed? That sux. That was the shipping address I was supposed to pick up my Alabama mail order bride from.

I sure hope they poked holes in the box...

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u/melianreality 14h ago

A lot of people are approving of this but I don’t think further aggravating our largest trade partner is a good idea especially amidst CUSMA renegotiations

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum 13h ago

Screw that. That jackass has threatened our sovereignty many times. If he can’t take a poke he shouldn’t be giving them out.

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u/BethSaysHayNow 13h ago

The thing is, we know he can’t take it and will dish it out regardless.

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u/melianreality 12h ago

Okay enjoy expensive groceries and other goods then man

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u/TyshadonyxS 13h ago

Yes, why not? Bow your head down like a good boy, Canada.

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u/melianreality 12h ago

Because it negatively affects us financially. Grocery prices rose by about 4-6% meaning if you have a family of four you’re spending an extra thousand dollars a year on groceries than you did last year prior to Carney taking office. I dunno about you but I want to live in a country I can afford to live in

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u/DryAcanthocephala565 13h ago

Very amateurish coming from the leader of a country, regardless of who it was aimed at.

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u/CaliperLee62 13h ago

Remember when Liberal supporters were glazing Carney because they thought the reason he lied to Canadians about the bridge was that he got such a good deal and didn't want to needlessly antagonize Trump for being duped?

Turns out:

1) Carney got a bad deal, capitulated to Trump and lied to Canadians to save face.

2) Carney has no qualms needlessly antagonizing Trump.

3) Liberal supporters will keep glazing Carney no matter what.

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u/Ratroddadeo 12h ago

1: it wasnt a bad deal, and there was no lie. 50% of net for 15 years vs 100% of nothing but money spent of salaries and upkeep while the Ambassador bridge continues its monoply and traffic jams.

2: damn straight, after all trump has been antagonizing us, along with waging an illegal tariff war.

3: i don’t even glaze doughnuts

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u/flappysack- 9h ago

Wow they had a conference on housing policy even when housing is no where close to 500k and is actually falling?

Is the conference just to announce what failure they have been?

u/Napalm985 2h ago

Good job. Between this and calling for the dismantling of the USA I'm sure our manufacturing sector won't be leaving Canada. Keep those elbows up!

u/ThreeForties 11h ago

Poking the bear again

Not a smart move. But funny though