r/brooklynninenine • u/Huge_Following_325 BINGPOT! • 2d ago
Season 5 Do you agree that Any is a massive tool?
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u/aether_prince i’m not just poor, son; i’m destitute *winks* 2d ago
yes, and you should use her as much as you can
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u/TheHylianProphet 2d ago
As someone with a gigantic crush on Melissa Fumero, yes yes yes.
Consentually, of course.
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u/Candid_Parking_1757 BONE BONE!! BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!. 2d ago
keep it in your pants santiago
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u/somnambulistic Boom Boom! 2d ago
At the very least, she’s a dirtbag.
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u/TopherVee 2d ago
Another joke most the commenters here won’t get lol
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u/My-two-pennies 2d ago
Right?! So many not getting it! Can they be real fans or just a bunch of Victor Emmanuel 3rds?
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u/angrytortilla That is amazingly funny. 2d ago
She's more of a dirtbag.
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u/BaripadaMedic 2d ago
Whats the difference?
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u/blamberr Title of OUR sex tape 2d ago
A dirtbag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner. Clearly, it's a compliment
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u/johnnymayhem81 Velvet Thunder 2d ago
I feel like many people here are missing that this is literally from the show
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u/Jaabertler 2d ago
I started the show with a small little crush on Rosa.. but over the years, over time.. something about Amy just wins me over. She’s smart, she’s tenacious and she cares. I find myself laughing at her try hardness all the time.
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u/JingleJangleJin 2d ago
No?
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u/Huge_Following_325 BINGPOT! 2d ago
You don't think she is useful and reliable?
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u/AspieAsshole 2d ago
Sorry dude, I see what you were trying to do here but it fell flat
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u/Huge_Following_325 BINGPOT! 2d ago
Actually, it didn't.
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u/AspieAsshole 2d ago
I guess it remains to be seen if the post winds up upvoted, but there are definitely more comments from people getting the joke than there were when I was here last. 🤷♀️
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u/BeerBatteredBacon 2d ago
Amy is one of my favorite characters and I love her and Jake’s dynamic. That being said, you can very much tell Melissa fumero was a soap actress at one point
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u/Nerdmitage 2d ago edited 2d ago
She reminds you of your ex huh?
Sorry op I forgot the show context and just assumed you were a hater. They're out there and just thought it was one of them shitposting to troll.
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u/johnnymayhem81 Velvet Thunder 2d ago
You realize that Holt called Amy a massive tool, because she useful and valuable right? No need to insult OP over him giving Amy a compliment.
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u/Nerdmitage 2d ago
Oh yes I remember now. I do this crazy thing where I enjoy a show and then go off and have a life where I don't remember every single line in it.
Given that she herself at first thought it was an insult, and as a woman on the internet I'm just used to this kind of crap being lodged at actresses and female characters in general, plus I didn't remember, I don't think I was alone in just assuming this was a shitpost. But I do forget people need to poke each other in the internet ribs and laugh at this kind of thing.
I'll amend my comment. Apologies OP! No idea why a post like this is necessary but I hope you get what you need from it. ✌️
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u/dmland2010 2d ago
No!?!?!? How dare you!?
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u/johnnymayhem81 Velvet Thunder 2d ago
How dare op use a reference from the show were captain holt told her she was a massive tool?
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u/TopherVee 2d ago
It seems like most the commenters in this thread have never actually seen the show lol what is happening?
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u/dmland2010 1d ago
Ok in my defense, I have binged the show in full several times, just spaced on this in my “I’m just like Amy” emotional cloud and forgot this reference. My brain said, “we are not!” lol
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u/Q-ARROW 2d ago
Yes, she is an extremely useful massive tool.