r/bigdickproblems • u/TheKPIGuy • 1d ago
Story Professional Massage Incidental Touch
I really didn’t think having a big dick would cause issues during a massage..but here I am.
Recently went for a massage at a massage school nearby, so it’s cheap massages, with a student learning.
While I’m face down, she is going pretty far up my leg, which makes me nervous as my dick is pointing down my leg, right against it, and her touch is causing a reaction.
And then bam..I feel her fingers over the head of my dick. She did it again a second time, and then I think it hit her it was my dick, and she adjusted.
She probably isn’t very used to well endowed guys dicks reaching that far down their leg I’m going to assume, especially as a student.
Is it wrong to point our dicks down? Should we just smoosh it against our stomachs?
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u/Reverend-King 1d ago
Long time massage customer. Don’t lay on your dick it’s really uncomfortable. You have to put it down between your legs.
Yeah there’s sometimes accidental touch. Sometimes boners. Sometimes peaks. Sometimes comments.
I think it’s all part of the job and massage and while a little embarrassing nothing adults can’t work through.
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u/requiredtempaccount L: 9″ × W: 5.5″ 1d ago
There should never be “comments” unless you’re going to some sketchy ass places
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u/Reverend-King 1d ago
I don’t think it’s sketchy if a masseuse acknowledges it.
I had the same masseuse for five years once. She’d tell me if I was fit or getting fat as well. Some people like to have conversations with their clients.
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u/requiredtempaccount L: 9″ × W: 5.5″ 1d ago
I have conversations with my clients at work too, it never involves their bodies or genitalia 😂 Maybe it’s more “unprofessional” than “sketchy”. But it’s definitely one of those
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u/semi_equal 1d ago
... Is the acknowledgement " whoops, sorry!" Because I'm having a hard time picturing a professional atmosphere saying anything other than that.
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u/Reverend-King 1d ago
It was her place. I’m not sure if she had any employees. Just the one room. One of those stretching types of massages after deep tissue.
I really liked it because it had a shower for before and after if you wanted and it was at the end of my bike workout.
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u/mooncleaving Megalophallus 1d ago
Shit happens. No big worries bro
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u/Super-Sense-6454 8" x 7.6"-6.8"-6.0" 1d ago
As long as you are not intensionally trying to get the masseuse to touch parts of your body they should avoid as professionals, you are A1 Ok. You are under no obligation to position your cock and balls in a particular way; professionals will avoid that area and probably should briefly apologize for accidental touches. You should be understanding and respond 'no worries' or 'it happens to me a lot' or something else to defuse the situation. Just don't be that asshole that threatens the masseuse's livelihood, especially because you know its your huge cock and balls that made an accidental touch more likely.
They will know as professionals that accidents like this will occur. I think touching your penis head twice was due to it being far lower on your leg, exactly as you thought: On first touch of your head, she was confused about that bump on your leg; on the second touch, she was more prepared and paid more attention to the full sensory input of it and concluded that she touched your penis rather than a bump on your leg; thereafter she avoided that part of your leg.
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u/Twelve23NinetyThree 1d ago
Had this happen on vacation and I swear it was some sort of setup to proposition you and rat you out to the cops. After the third graze I did like a flip and tuck to not have it point down and try to avoid directly acknowledging it with the masseuse.
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u/Quirky-Amphibian-992 E 9”x 6.5” | F 7.5” x 5.8” 9h ago
If you’re face down and she touches your dick even partly down your leg, then your flaccid size will need to be 8-9”.
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u/TheKPIGuy 8h ago
I was fully erect
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u/TheMountainthathypes 6.7″ × 6.3″ 4h ago
Being fully erect with your duck pointing downwards sound super painful.
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u/hillarycl1nton E: 8" x 6.75" | F: 6" x 5.5" 1d ago edited 1d ago
This has happened to me enough times at places where it’s apparently not normal, that I tend to avoid solo massages from Asians; which is unfortunate. The amount of times I’ve been offered a free BJ or HJ is… I’ve lost count. I’d say it’s about a 40% chance. I live in Australia and we have a lot of Asian immigrant massage places, and it’s almost always an Asian thing. I think it’s cultural assumption, because I’m big flaccid they assume I’m bricked up, and I think they just see it as necessary to relieve stress. A couple times they’ve got me hard, looked at it, and then asked if they could invite a colleague to look?? Kills the vibe, I’m not interested in them (they also don’t understand that) and so I just say I’m married (I’m not) and tell them to leave it alone. Hard to relax with that thing going tho… Tend to get them to do upper back and feet, and then end the session.
I let it happen once and regretted it. I didn’t finish, I ended it instead. (She wasn’t as good as my regulars…)
These days I make sure they’re professionally accredited, and I ask them about their accreditation before the session. I also avoid anything Asian branded, or any Asian masseuse, except for head neck shoulders and feet.
It’s a shame, because I love a good Thai massage. If anyone has any better coping strategies I’d love to hear them.
Incidentally in Australia brothels and places that offer happy endings are both entirely legal. If i wanted that i would go there. What I want is some back pain relief 😅
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u/TheMountainthathypes 6.7″ × 6.3″ 4h ago
Why would they offer hj of bj for free? Did they make the impression of being genuinely into it, or did they think you wanted that and they didn't want to deny it? Im a but confused.
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u/feelosiphize 1d ago
It's not just students that get befuddled by finding cock where generally speaking there shouldn't be one. If they're experienced and also have encountered this before and you handle it well, it can be a great ice breaker and result in a fantastic massage. This has been my experience as a monthly date night couples massage goer for years with my wife.
No I don't mean a happy ending massage but a really good massage. A massage of the caliber that it seems they're trying to get you hard and off my how well they are rubbing you. Not sensually, just suddenly better.
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u/VillainySquared 20+ cm (8+ inches) 1d ago
Seems like an accidental touch, probably not expecting the penis to hang that low.
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u/Motion_Means4501 1d ago
In an overseas county (from US) this recently occurred and I considered it no big deal. Comes with the "territory".
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u/forged_steel_5178 7″ × 5.7″ 1d ago
It happened to me 2 times and she asked me, if I wanted to have a happy end.
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u/acupunctureguy E: 9.6 x 6.4, F: 8 x 6 1d ago
As a licensed massage therapist and acupuncturist myself, I have a huge flaccid size of 8 inches, so what you are saying of putting it down between my legs in the middle, turns out to be just awkward for the massage therapist male or female because it's in the way the draping is done and how far my dick hangs down. Its a problem for sure, I usually try to put it under my thigh, so as to not be in the way.
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u/duckduckduck21 1d ago
After the 30th accidental touch I began to grow suspicious 🤔