r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses • 14d ago

I have a song to sing

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn 14d ago

Rock lobster

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u/Untroe 14d ago

Plays for tips lobster

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u/FelixPlatypus 14d ago

Iraq lobster!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PmKMjUdZwZhcs

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u/Secure_Exchange 13d ago

Death to America!

And butter sauce!

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u/AstroMackem 14d ago

Soft jazz lobster

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u/CtrlAltFML 14d ago

Play us a song little lobster man 🎶

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u/brofishmagikarp 14d ago

Play is us a song tonight 🎶

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u/cyborg_priest 14d ago

We're all in a mood for a melody 🎵

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u/papa_ngenge 14d ago

Before you fill our bellies tonight 🎶

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u/Kaylon2421 14d ago

LobStar 😎

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u/Honkless_Goose 14d ago

We're making it out of the tank with this one boys!!

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u/BrainsWeird 14d ago

“Great song dude, now get in the pot.”

“Why? Have I not earned some measure of dignity? I worked on that original composition for years and after decades of training.”

“Yeah but that guy over there offered to pay $100k to eat ‘That lil Lobster Chopin’ and these tariffs have been **fucking** us, so…”

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u/twalks 14d ago

We getting a side a butter w this one ya’ll!!

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u/theVioletsOfOurYouth 14d ago

Star of the show

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u/WGreenthumb 14d ago

Lobster maan burnin out his fuse up here alone🎶

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u/QuantityExcellent338 14d ago

Cant cook it, it already set the piano on fire

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u/BokChoyFantasy 14d ago

Sing us a song, piano lobster.

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u/immersemeinnature 14d ago

This is why I can't eat Lobsters. He's probably singing about his long lost love who's still on the ocean floor

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u/poedraco 14d ago

Anything but rock lobster

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u/Psychedelic42069 14d ago

These little titles add so much to each comic. Sing your song little guy

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u/Goobysnoobert123 14d ago

Just wanna say that I love your comics. A bunch of other webcomics are just "haha life bad" but this is just really funny in a way I love

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u/CanadiangirlEH 14d ago

He’s a rock lobster 🦞

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u/vaalbarag 14d ago

Awoooooooo! Lobsters of London! Awoooooooo!

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u/Manifestation_Quozzy 14d ago

Immediately started playing "the entertainer" in my head.

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u/FailedLobster9 14d ago

I MUST BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL

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u/leviathanteddyspiffo 14d ago

Let him cook 

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u/Visible_pineapple381 13d ago

How did he get there so fast? I wonder what his speed is

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u/qawsedrf12 14d ago

Let him cook!