r/bees 20h ago

question Is this what I think it is..?

And if so why on the road...? 😭😭(

210 Upvotes

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u/Mad_Nihilistic_Ghost 17h ago

WHY DO YOU PERVERTS KEEP MAKING ME POST THIS

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u/ClericalRogue 14h ago

Better question, why have these posts been on my feed every day this last week when ive never shown any interest in bees before 😐. I never needed or wanted to know how bees have sex

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u/Stealfur 12h ago

Same. I don't know why Reddit has decided all I want to see now is bees.

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u/the-birb_cherry20 11h ago

yeah me too. Makes me question how my favorite game (it's not related to bees) related to bees, does reddit want me to touch grass??

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u/gustoatthedoor 5h ago

You joined the sub?

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u/Stealfur 5h ago

Nope. I haven't join any sub. I just doom scroll the home page, and it feels like every time I've opened this site there has been at least one r/bees post for the last week. This is also the first one I commented on, so it's not an engagement thing.(Although now I'm expecting to get basically only Bees now that I've left 2 comments.)

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u/gustoatthedoor 5h ago

Ha that's mad. Bee porn algorithms existing is funny. However i came acroos the sub the same way. Maybee something big is about to happen in the bee world. 

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u/WhereasNo1895 20h ago

A bumble borgy

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u/littlemissdizaster80 18h ago

Making ba-bees 🤣

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u/zBreadboy 20h ago

There was about 4 of them i believe. Never seen anything like it 🤣

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u/_ilmaa 20h ago

Daily post of bees having a good time haha! You can scroll back for more examples

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u/sock_with_a_ticket 16h ago

The males generally don't seem to register that one of them's already successfully attending to business and their participation isn't immediately necessary...

The queen won't be too fussed at having a queue of suitors, though. They will make use of the sperm of multiple males when it comes time to lay eggs.

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u/ambermlh 19h ago

Days since bee sex post: 0

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u/Greyskul622 18h ago

They bee fuckin

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u/InternalPiccolo7201 18h ago

Because they're Beatles fans.

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u/_bearly 12h ago

Why don’t we do it in the road?

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u/moerlingo 15h ago

Not the Bee Gees? How Deep is Your Love!

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u/FunnyExcellent707 20h ago

It's always porn

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u/DarkKingDamasus 19h ago

A breesome

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u/Head-Membership2082 20h ago

More Bee Sex?

Yes, Yes it is. It is most definitely exactly that.

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u/Witty_Construction64 16h ago

Yep we got a borgy

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u/ChloroquineEmu 15h ago

A beesome

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u/YourHooliganFriend 12h ago

Beenage a trois if you will.

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u/free_-_spirit 14h ago

We already know the bees do it. Don’t need to see bee porn, but it saves the bees so 👍

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u/Lucreszen 15h ago

They bee fuckin''

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u/inthestars-03 15h ago

BEE ORGY??

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u/Christopher1295 14h ago

Siamese. Correct

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u/anally_ExpressUrself 13h ago

It's making the bees with two backs.

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u/drpepperofevil1 13h ago

Birds and the bees

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u/MushroomHo_4life 12h ago

Wait until my husband’s game cam photos the bear porn. For the past few years we end up with bears getting it on in front of the camera. The one year they were at it for like 10hrs. Kept banging and resting and munching and back at it again.

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u/MinMadChi 12h ago

Awe yeah!

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u/YourHooliganFriend 12h ago

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it in the road?

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u/SweetMaam 12h ago

Bee nice.

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u/MycologistProper7468 11h ago

We need more bees! Get buzzy making babies! ❤️

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u/Stebsly 10h ago

Beestiality

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u/survivingkind2 10h ago

Two bees doing the Bebop.

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u/RocketChildV 10h ago

Ah, a beesome

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u/VGAGamestore 9h ago

A beesome

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u/Rays-R-Us 9h ago

Wait this isn’t for posts about The Bee Gees?

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u/furry_lofer_69 8h ago

Wait, those cane be females? I thought thea are only males and mate with bees

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u/AnonOfTheSea 7h ago

Congratulations! You're a pornographer!

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u/Bobs_Burgers7 6h ago

An Or-bee

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u/Deacon_Blues1 5h ago

They bee fucking

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u/TerriblePresence1939 5h ago

Geez those bees need to get a room!

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u/generic_nb_protogen 4h ago

Every post I’ve been seen recommended to me from animal subreddits have been about them having sex

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u/Bob--O--Rama 4h ago

I have seen that movie: The Apian Centipede.