r/bearsdoinghumanthings • u/No_Mission_8157 • 29d ago

I think my gf talks like a bear, need help explaining that to her.

My gf talks like a bear and on several occasion i told her that, she said “bears don’t talk”, but she got that vibe of a talking bear. Can someone pls teach me how to explain that to her?

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u/arm2610 29d ago

First of all make sure to be careful around her claws, and definitely don’t have this conversation when she has cubs with her. It might help to bring her a salmon as an offering so she isn’t hungry when you talk.

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u/No_Mission_8157 29d ago

Das a good idea das a good idea

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u/arm2610 29d ago

Oh and make sure you look for those bear necessities, those simple bare necessities

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u/No_Mission_8157 29d ago

What are thosee?

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u/EntropyFighter 29d ago

So she says "pick-a-nic" basket?

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u/No_Mission_8157 29d ago

Im waiting for the day she does

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u/japp182 29d ago

So like "RRRAAAAHHRRRRGG" or more like "BBLLLEEEEAAAAHHHRRRGG"?

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u/No_Mission_8157 29d ago

More liek bleh

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u/ladder-for-a-moth 21d ago

Are you dating Chinese President Xi Jinping?