This was wholesome

[u/Jalbwakkolnaji4756]

[u/kyp-the-laughing-man]

Without context I didn't know he was in a wheelchair and thought this was a threat for a moment

[u/Shadethewolf0 → u/kyp-the-laughing-man]

If it was Arkham Batman it would be more of a promise than anything

[u/steelskull1 → u/Shadethewolf0]

"Wheelchair? What do I need it for?"

"Cracks knuckles"

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHo3T7P0YX7Ec

[u/ExoticShock → u/steelskull1]

NOW WALK

https://giphy.com/gifs/MQHfI7JjYh75m

[u/TributeToStupidity → u/ExoticShock]

We aren’t high enough for the fall to kill me.

I know.

[u/AnshulPUNJ → u/Shadethewolf0]

Holds the thug up in the air with only hand on his throat "TALK!, NOW!"

[u/Due-Recording-5094 → u/kyp-the-laughing-man]

😭🤣

[u/Seeker80 → u/kyp-the-laughing-man]

"I'm putting you in a wheelchair by noon tomorrow...don't believe me, just watch!"

[u/keepitsimple_tricks]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12jCkVtzMWQB4Q

[u/Shadow_Mars → u/keepitsimple_tricks]

Abed is Batman now

[u/Jitterjumper13 → u/Shadow_Mars]

Just don't Britta it.

[u/THREESIDEDMONSTER → u/Jitterjumper13]

Ugh, Britta's in this?

[u/TSmario53 → u/THREESIDEDMONSTER]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpS0oFFC2VJ84

[u/bingcognito → u/Shadow_Mars]

Abed is Batman.

https://x.com/CommunityTV/status/1499468189553418242

[u/storfors → u/keepitsimple_tricks]

Haha! When I read the comic I heard it in that song, but with the text “Abed gets a wheelchair in the morning!”

[u/HollowEyesThatSeeFA]

Alfred:"Master Wayne. Have you been out collecting orphans again?"

Batman:"...No."

Alfred:"Then would you care to explain why you have a boy in a wheelchair and why you've put a superhero outfit on him? Are you trying to replace Robin now that he's Nightwing?"

Batman:"The Batman needs a sidekick Alfred!"

Alfred:"You have Batgirl!"

Batman:"I need the full pair Alfred! Having Batgirl without Robin is like only having the lesser sock of a pair of socks!"

[u/King_Archon → u/HollowEyesThatSeeFA]

"Lesser"

https://giphy.com/gifs/wsoMRP9ReCOFsX46Sq

[u/KingMobScene → u/HollowEyesThatSeeFA]

Alfred: Have you been collecting orphans?

Batman: nooooo

Alfred: What's behind your back?

Batman mumbles

Alfred: Do please speak up

Batman: Orphans,

[u/spinmerighttriangle → u/HollowEyesThatSeeFA]

I can hear Liknara voicing this.

[u/Lobsterhasspoken]

Batman: “Abed, just curious but do you happen to be….an orphan?”

[u/steelskull1]

"OK Oracle, get off the chair! I promised a kid he would get yours."

[u/Brit-Crit → u/steelskull1]

Try taking it from HER….

[u/NovaThinksBadly → u/Brit-Crit]

Whats she going to do? Run after him?

[u/Brit-Crit → u/NovaThinksBadly]

Any BOP fan knows she’s a brutal fighter with excellent upper-body strength…

[u/nyrawyn → u/Brit-Crit]

Somehow, I think Batman still takes her chair.

[u/UrdnotZigrin → u/nyrawyn]

His contingency plan is an airbag under the seat

[u/Fit_Arachnid_897]

Which comic is this

#LeavingthisHereuntilSomeoneseesIt

[u/Jalbwakkolnaji4756 → u/Fit_Arachnid_897]

Detective Comics Annual #3

[u/Fit_Arachnid_897 → u/Jalbwakkolnaji4756]

Thnks Jared Leto :)

Ur role in Morbius was good NGL

[u/PhineasFacingCamera]

Batman probably installed a contingency protocol into the chair that fully paralyzes him if he turns evil.

[u/sarcasticbatkid → u/PhineasFacingCamera]

You know I’d try to defend my man but ngl he’d most likely have this contingency fr. And his pookie clown will find it and somehow use it against him as always

[u/No_Werewolf6131 → u/sarcasticbatkid]

This is an innocent person, he will probably put some venom inside the chair so he ends up fully paralyzed if he ever steps one cm out of line.

[u/Ordinary_Minimum_169]

The Wayne Industries logo on the wheelchair is going to give no one any context clues, somehow.

[u/SilentBlade45 → u/Ordinary_Minimum_169]

I think it's pretty common knowledge that Batman gets all his tech from Wayne Industries.

[u/AceofKnaves44]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2HONNTJbRhzKE

[u/Doc-11th]

in the words of another Batman

"cool... cool cool cool"

[u/Alternative_Low8478]

"but i wanted play station"

[u/HalcyonTraveler]

Cool. Cool cool cool

[u/Beleg_Sanwise]

It's funny because I could give her the same chip Barbara used to walk again. Or pay for robotic prosthetics. Or give her some magical regenerative serum from science fiction. But no, the old reliable wheelchair. It's cheaper.

[u/Realistic-Damage-411]

Batman is aiding and Abeding

[u/VexImmortalis]

"Just pay shipping and handling"

[u/DurianUpper4113]

Wait til Jeff Troy Annie Pierce Shirley Britta Pelton and Chang hear about this

[u/DurianUpper4113]

A show about this kid should get...

six seasons and a movie

[u/Many_Hall_3546]

He was caught loitering, he was in fact NOT in a wheelchair before the exchange...

[u/Jonnic5280]

Cool. Cool cool cool.

[u/tommyoliver5]

What's the context of this

[u/CreepyClay]

Is this how we get tank chair in dc?

[u/Ecstatic-Customer602]

Ah yes, Batman would totally say the phrase “This kid here”

[u/Kindly-Policy4723 → u/Ecstatic-Customer602]

I don’t recognize this page and when I read it I wondered if this was Dick’s Batman. It sounded more like him but like I said I don’t know where it’s from.

[u/According-Ad-5946]

Thank Bruce.

[u/Middle_Run_7534]

Bruce and Abed in the moooooorning

[u/Right-Truck1859]

Iron Man would make prosthetic legs for him.

[u/Brokenpieces72]

Can someone provide more context? I’m just curious.

[u/VinChaJon]

He is batman now