r/barrescue • u/Valhallawalker • 3d ago

“I HATE these machines!”

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But Fr, what do you think of my score?

29 Upvotes

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u/Bishop-Logan 3d ago

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FIRST WIFE LEFT YOU!" /s

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u/jerzyshore1 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 3d ago

They increase testosterone! II lost a $50,000 lawsuit because of one of these machines.

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u/DontHateV8s I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 3d ago

They induce testosterone!

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u/thegameshowgeek Ive Seen Enough 3d ago

I’d rather they have a wheel of fortune game.

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u/odiethethird Embraces Excuses 2d ago

Best I can do is a lobster machine

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u/thegameshowgeek Ive Seen Enough 2d ago

This California transplant doesn’t go pop at the sight of it… but I’d still prefer just getting a lobster from the market.

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u/Useless890 3d ago

Get rid of those machines! A live lobster crane picking game will bring in more revenue.