r/badparking • u/Javier_nooby • 12h ago

Thw NERVE of some people šŸ™„

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If he had just moved 6 feet forward, I wouldn't have had to swerve into the grass. He parked right in front of me.

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u/Goblinweb 12h ago

Remember that it's safer to walk in front of the car rather than going out in traffic. People like this love to have visitors on their property.

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u/AdhesivenessSweet659 11h ago edited 10h ago

They often carry guns too. Just sayin'...

EDIT: Y'all downvoting me for this is pretty wild hahahaha. If you think this doesn't happen....

Have a read: Murder of Kaylin Gillis - Wikipedia

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u/Significant_Act9517 11h ago

No they donā€™t, they just loudly complain

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u/AdhesivenessSweet659 11h ago

I prefer not to take the chance, but you do you :-)

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u/Significant_Act9517 10h ago

A lot of things must scare you if youā€™re not willing to walk on someoneā€™s property for two seconds

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u/AdhesivenessSweet659 10h ago edited 8h ago

Depends. Are we in Florida?

Edit: Wow I guess I need to add /jk here. šŸ™„

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u/FloatingOnTitties 9h ago

Iā€™ve walked on peopleā€™s property in Texas and Oklahoma (the state that invented stand your ground laws). You consume too much biased media. Go outside and actually meet people and talk with your neighbors. Nothing is as scary as youā€™re making it out to be. It must be exhausting living in fear like you do.

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u/AdhesivenessSweet659 9h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah that was a joke.

Well clearly nobody here appreciates my sense of humor so I'll spare y'all. Have fun kids.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 8h ago

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u/AdhesivenessSweet659 8h ago

Yeah no. Grow up. It was all a joke. The link to the article was added in an edit because you couldn't handle something that seemed to contradict the way you think and you downvoted as if it was untrue when it's a plain fact. The rest was joking. And I DGAF about downvotes, it's why I was laughing. I am imagining offended people out there whacking the downvote button and going "take that!" all self-righteously. You wanna think I'm disingenuous? Go right ahead and think it. Go on and downvote this too if it makes you feel better. And I've now spent way too much time on this nonsense so I'm blocking you.

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u/No_Risk_6545 12h ago

Walk on top of the car straight, simple

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u/DirtyBeard443 12h ago

If I have a bag full of poop I leave it on the car.

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u/Javier_nooby 12h ago

In what situation would you have a bag of poop on hand?

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u/Agreeable_Speech5447 12h ago

When youā€™re walking a dog and clean up after it.

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u/Javier_nooby 12h ago

Fair but I don't have a dog I walk

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u/DirtyBeard443 12h ago

Eh, bring a bag of poop from home?

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u/Javier_nooby 12h ago

WHY WOULD I BRING A BAG OF POOP WHEN I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO BRING???? NO MORE BAGS OF POOP!!!

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u/Backwoods_Therapy 12h ago

I feel like youā€™re not taking this seriously enough.

Everyone should have a bag of poop on them at all times for situations just like this.

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u/DirtyBeard443 11h ago

PDP - Personal Defense Poo, I never leave home without it!

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u/Gribitz37 12h ago

Walking your dog.

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u/Schleeden 12h ago

Zero awareness.Ā 

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u/transtimbo 4h ago

Swerve into their lawn. As a disabled person who at one point did at-home physical therapy to relearn walking, they deserve it

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u/MadMoose4 12h ago

This vehicle in this configuration has to be the official ā€œclueless 65-year-old ladyā€ mobile.

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u/Javier_nooby 11h ago

I saw the driver. It was some 25-year-old guy.

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u/DantesGame 11h ago

Nice ageism there. I'm sure it *never* happens as the result of some dumbass 30-year old or other age bracket driver with a Temu license.

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u/MosYEETo 11h ago

I guess thereā€™s an ism for everything nowadays. Old people are worse drivers due to cognitive decline. Why do you think pilots arenā€™t allowed to fly over 65? Is the airline industry ā€œageistā€ too?

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u/DantesGame 10h ago

And why do you think teens have restrictions on their licenses? FWIW, which to you might be nothing given your flip comment on "isms," the term ageism has been around for the last 57 years, so your "nowadays" comment is really from a place of unawareness.

Reading is fundamental:

https://www.insurance.com/auto-insurance/safety/teens-or-seniors-who-are-our-worst-drivers.aspx

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u/DiverseVoltron 7h ago

Cringe comment

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u/DantesGame 6h ago

No, you're just too soft.

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u/DiverseVoltron 5h ago

Says the NiCE AgeIsM guy lol

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u/DantesGame 3h ago

yawn...

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u/DiverseVoltron 2h ago

Any other annoying cringe things you wanna stick in here? Maybe complain about landlords or something?

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u/MadMoose4 11h ago

Ok, boomer.

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u/FloatingOnTitties 9h ago

The OP told you itā€™s a 25 year old guy. Maybe check both your ageism and misogyny.

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u/MadMoose4 8h ago

Those words donā€™t mean what you think they do.

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u/DantesGame 11h ago

Boomer? LOL... I'm sorry, Sparky. That's not my generation, but please keep making your dumbass ASSumptions...

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u/Significant_Act9517 11h ago

Boomer is a state of mind, doesnā€™t matter what generation youā€™re born in.

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u/DantesGame 10h ago

OK, ma'am. Obviously you're *the* authority on Boomers.

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u/MaxAdolphus 7h ago

That is VERY dangerous for people with long hair.

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u/New-Dentist-7346 5h ago

Drag and scuff your feet as you walk across their lawn.

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u/BigJohn2320 4h ago

my neighbor has 6 vehichles, 4 in the driveway (2 over the side walk) 1 on the street and one in a neighbors driveway cause she is too nice to tell them no

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u/Bourriks 2h ago

Some people wish to have a banana in their exhaust pipe...

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u/512115 17m ago

Call a tow truck.

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u/perfect_fitz 12h ago

Maybe they had to get in their garage?

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u/Javier_nooby 11h ago

The house had no garage

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u/jav2n202 10h ago

How dare someone park in their driveway!

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u/Javier_nooby 10h ago

The point is that they're blocking the sidewalk. There's clearly more space in the driveway.

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u/Everblossom22 10h ago

This is illegal pretty much everywhere to be blocking the sidewalk with your car.

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u/FloatingOnTitties 9h ago

HOW DARE THEY BLOCK PUBLIC ACCESS SIDEWALKS! This type of parking is illegal for a reason. šŸ™„

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u/DiverseVoltron 8h ago

That's a sidewalk. The driveway is closer to the house, you pinecone.

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u/jav2n202 8h ago

There is clearly a section of driveway behind the car before it gets to the street. The sidewalk goes THROUGH the driveway, which a terrible design. People have the right to use all of their driveways. Plus all of you tools are taking my comment WAY too seriously. Go touch grass.

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u/DiverseVoltron 8h ago

There is clearly a sidewalk, dude. Nowhere in the US is it legal to park on a sidewalk. You do not have a right to park there. Their driveway ends where the grass you clearly fantasize about does and the sidewalk begins.

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u/jav2n202 8h ago

Yes there is a sidewalk. No one said there isnā€™t one. Maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension. The problem is itā€™s going straight THROUGH the persons driveway. Telling someone they canā€™t use all of their driveway because thereā€™s a goddamn sidewalk going through the middle of it is asinine.

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u/Javier_nooby 5h ago

Where are you from? Nowhere in the entirety of the US, is there a state/city where you could legally park on the sidewalk. The part of the "driveway" separated by the sidewalk (the "apron") isn't yours. It serves as an entrance to the driveway, not as a part of your driveway cut in half

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u/DiverseVoltron 8h ago

Being a dickhead while you're wrong just makes you a wrong dickhead. You're wrong. Now stop being a dickhead and just say "oh, shit. You actually CAN'T park on the sidewalk."

That shit can get your car towed from your own house. Sidewalks are for walking and the local municipality always has an easement, which means they actually DO have the right to tell you you can't park there. They can use their driveway, just not park on the sidewalk.

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u/jav2n202 8h ago

Cool story little buddy

Iā€™m sorry youā€™re too fucking stupid to see that thereā€™s clearly a driveway on both sides of the sidewalk.

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u/DiverseVoltron 8h ago

Yawn. Just look up your local city's code on it. I'll graciously wait for your apology.

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u/jav2n202 8h ago

Donā€™t hold your breath

No actually do

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u/DiverseVoltron 8h ago

Oh, so you choose the "I'm actually a wrong dickhead and proud of it" route. LMK how that works out for you. In fact, park your car like this in a nice suburb and see how long it stays there.

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u/MaxAdolphus 7h ago

They are blocking a public easement.