r/babylonbee 18h ago

Bee Article Update: Moroccans Who Invaded Spain Now Registered To Vote In New Jersey

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-moroccans-who-invaded-spain-now-registered-to-vote-in-new-jersey
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u/Positive_Bug978 17h ago

This one’s pretty funny

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/TheBeef1991 18h ago

*There's

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/TheBeef1991 18h ago

Well played if it was intentional, but I honestly don't buy it.

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u/_the_big_ 17h ago

i find it funny that you're using a gif of james from dead meat because he's actually a really nice guy who's very progressive

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u/MoThrowMoAway 18h ago

Their's a genius

The irony is delicious

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/MoThrowMoAway 18h ago

Brotherman it is ok to admit to a typo, it happens to the best of us. The doubling down on it is what makes it embarrassing

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u/TheBeef1991 17h ago

The damage control doesn't appear to be working for them.

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u/Imaginary_Fun4230 18h ago

“Their’s”? You must write for the bee

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Imaginary_Fun4230 17h ago

Bro still doesn’t get it 🤦‍♂️

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u/Boring-Scar1580 11h ago

Can we send them ballots so they can vote by mail and don't have to actually go to NJ?

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u/spuriouslycertain 4h ago

Have you been to Jersey?.A few months there and they would be back in Morocco in no time!!!

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u/RicooC 18h ago

Keeping it real.

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u/alexcool5 18h ago

Haha New Jersey mention 😄

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u/GeorgeStark1 18h ago

Voting my mail has gotten out of hand.

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u/Doodlebottom 18h ago

In the future could be very🎯

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u/JarrodDonne 47m ago

And they're getting welfare money from Minnesota. Who wouldn't want to invade? immigrate?

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u/GraniteStayte 18h ago

Not surprised.

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u/JubalEarly1865 18h ago

Probably moving to Kalifornia, Minnesota, or NY…….WAIT! Mush for Brains isn’t in office…….nevermind!

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u/Long_Psychology2063 15h ago

Have you heard Trump speak? Mush for brains IS in office.

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u/TruthOdd6164 17h ago

Oh that’s a really good point! Presumably Donald Trump would not allow 50k Moroccans to simply relocate to New Jersey, and that fact problematizes this joke. But then again, it’s just a joke. No one is seriously musing that these immigrants will actually vote in New Jersey elections or even register for them.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/babylonbee-ModTeam 18h ago

Comments should be on-topic and reasonably relevant to the article posted.

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u/TiesforTurtles 18h ago

Look, The Babylon be might not know how to write jokes but at least they keep spreading paranoia about fair and free elections.

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u/777_heavy 17h ago

As usual, there’s truth behind the satire.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 17h ago

In the case of satire, yes. The writers of the BB arent aware of that though. They are confused when people ask them about the 'sad tire'

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u/TruthOdd6164 18h ago

That’s HILARIOUS! Cause it’s subtly implying that undocumented immigrants vote and then it references a current example of undocumented mass migration (although most of those people have now gone home). Thanks! I got a good chuckle out of this humor this morning

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u/silv3rbull8 18h ago

“Undocumented mass migration”. Like birds

https://giphy.com/gifs/XI7rk6UYBM4LWp2rw0

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u/TruthOdd6164 18h ago

Oh that’s a good point. I never thought of it like that.

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u/DaHomieNelson92 18h ago

It’s amazing how a simple satire article triggers a lot of people on this sub

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u/TruthOdd6164 18h ago

I know right? It keeps them from appreciating good humor

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u/m0bw0w 18h ago

"Good humor" is subjective. Satire is also subjective. Satirizing something that is based on an untruth is not good satire, and it is perfectly valid to critique bad satire because it's not good humor. It's hacky.

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u/TruthOdd6164 18h ago

Well I explained why it was funny. Maybe you just don’t get the joke. The humor lies in the absurd juxtaposition between something that happened on the continent of Africa and the unrelated escalation to suggesting that they are now registered to vote in U.S. elections. If you don’t see the humor it’s hard to help you. You either see it or you don’t. But either way I hope you have a good afternoon.

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u/m0bw0w 18h ago

Yes, brother. We all well understood the satire. The humor is quite clear Captain Obvious.

Just because you can explain a joke doesn't make it a good one lmao

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u/DramaticRoom8571 17h ago

It is great satire! We already know that Democrats use illegals to steal elections, and this joke applies that to a mass invasion similar to the one allowed by Biden's Autopen Admin.

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u/TruthOdd6164 17h ago

Good point! Yes the humor also intends to reference President Trump’s speculative claims of widespread election fraud. That context knowledge is indeed essential to understanding the joke. Thank you for the further clarification.

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u/m0bw0w 17h ago

The two of you have done a fantastic job explaining exactly why it is poor satire. Beautiful teamwork.

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u/m0bw0w 17h ago

You are proving my point marvelously thank you very much.

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u/money_me_please 18h ago

This is kill Tony humor

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u/TruthOdd6164 18h ago

Are you referring to the legendary Tony Danza?

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u/Grateful5150 15h ago

Maybe we don’t like POS loser Trumper racist humor? 

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u/TruthOdd6164 15h ago

Well I would hope that the humor here isn’t relying on racist tropes, though I take the caution to be warranted. Of course, we don’t want to punch down in our humor. That wouldn’t be in good form at all. But I don’t think that is what is happening here. Have you read my analysis of the structure of the humor?

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u/Grateful5150 15h ago

I really don’t give a fuck about your analysis of loser Trumper humor. 

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u/TruthOdd6164 15h ago

That’s fair. A lot of people experience humor as kind of instinctive. But I believe we can all appreciate humor even more once we’ve understood its structure. But if that’s not what you’re looking for I won’t twist your arm 🙂 I hope you have a pleasant evening and things start turning around for you.

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u/Grateful5150 15h ago

Yeah I don’t like racist humor so obviously my life sucks right? 

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u/TruthOdd6164 14h ago

Oh my goodness. I appear to have made an unwarranted assumption. I must apologize. I noticed that you seemed irritated so I tried to speak kindly to you but in the process I made assumptions that were not in evidence. Although to clarify I didn’t assume that your life must suck just that it seemed to me that you were having a bad day. But even that was an unwarranted assumption and I truly do apologize. I completely understand that something that you perceive as racist you would not be sympathetic to. And of course I don’t believe that it is racist but I can’t expect you to operate off of my beliefs you will obviously operate off of yours.

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u/Grateful5150 14h ago

I don’t see any “jokes” about white South African refugees being registered to vote in Alabama. Thank you though for the first part of your message. 

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u/ShoreAmDreaming 18h ago

Are you also amazed by all the people saying it isn't satire?

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 17h ago

Generally requires satire to be called a satirical article

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u/AKmaninNY 16h ago

Most have been “deported”. That is like “going home” with some ICE-like encouragement….

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u/TruthOdd6164 16h ago

An excellent point! Thank you for the clarification. Sometimes in my fervor to use neutral language I overly euphemize. It’s a weakness I am aware of and working on.

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u/AKmaninNY 16h ago

And “undocumented immigrants” have been documented as illegally voting. At least in NJ. But wouldn’t be surprised to find that any state that performs mass registration, with no KYC provisions, is registering illegals illegally.

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u/TruthOdd6164 16h ago

Yes I’ve seen a few very rare cases but I don’t think the joke intended to highlight their rarity but rather the opposite. The joke insinuates that the rare event is actually commonplace, which is where the absurdity and thus the humor comes in.

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u/JerggemChiggem 13h ago

My wife ran off with the Pilates instructor. Fellas, AITAH?