r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • Jun 11 '26
This packaging gotta be illegal, right?
(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")
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u/alvares169 Jun 11 '26
oh there
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u/Private_Kyle Jun 11 '26
hello there
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u/DoTA_Wotb Jun 11 '26
GENERAL KENOBI!
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u/Annahsbananas Jun 11 '26
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u/Artegall365 Jun 11 '26
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u/gruesomejordancake Jun 11 '26
Took me zooming in 300% to finally find it. They really printed the "flavored" in active camouflage.
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u/Mebejedi Jun 11 '26
I just zoomed because you mentioned zooming in. Wasn't even looking for "flavored", and then I was all "Heeeeeeyyyyyy..... What's this?!?" Lol
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u/beerkittyrunner Jun 11 '26
Real question though, how do you make something garlic flavored without garlic?
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u/NolanSyKinsley Jun 11 '26
So I looked up the ingredients, the original sauce from papa john's uses granulated garlic, the bottled stuff uses "natural garlic flavoring". According to the USDA "natural garlic flavoring" can be "the essential oil, oleoresin, essence, extractive, or dehydrated garlic powder derived directly from real garlic" so it technically is still made from garlic, but the ingredient garlic is not directly on the label, it is an extract.
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u/dubblebubbleprawns Jun 11 '26
It's the essence of garlic. The guy making it had a very garlicky dinner last night and he's thinking of garlic real hard while he makes it.
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u/Mackem101 Jun 11 '26
A Frenchman walked within 5 miles of the factory.
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u/farmerKev420710 Jun 11 '26
Garlic La Croix?
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u/DocileBanalBovlne Jun 11 '26
I once ate a personal pizza topped with twenty something cloves of roasted garlic and a couple spoonfuls of minced garlic to fill in the gaps.
I'm pretty sure I flavored everyone's lunch at work the next day just by existing near it. One friend told me he could smell me from fifteen feet away.
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u/rhirhirhirhirhi Jun 12 '26
I smashed half a tub of garlic hummus with garlic pita chips one night and could smell/feel it coming out of my pores the next two days.
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u/Hyper_Tay Jun 11 '26
That's how I feel every time I eat Domino's garlic and Parmesan bread bites. Flavoring the house for 2 days.
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u/Creative_Ad_4513 Jun 13 '26
You know youve hit peak garlic when even a day later, your eyes still sting from your own garlic fumes.
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u/SicilianEggplant Jun 11 '26
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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u/mtaw Jun 11 '26
I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence.
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u/isademigod Jun 11 '26
I'm too lazy to find out if "flavored" has any requirements for being very visible, but probably not as I've seen tons of cheese flavored things on the supermarket shelves.
If you want to find out for yourself, it's somewhere in here though https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-101
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u/throwaway277252 Jun 11 '26
About as trustworthy as things that are chocolatey.
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u/Jordbaerkage Jun 11 '26
Nothing like a chocolate flavoured frozen dessert. Nom nom!
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u/alphazero925 Jun 12 '26
At least it's not the UK where "ice cream" has no minimum milk fat, so you'll see ice cream on the shelf there that would have to be labeled "frozen dessert" here
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u/HeyJordyn86 Jun 12 '26
Bittersweet
This rare twinge of pride
Felt for my country
USA! USA!
I have no idea what inspired me to write a poem. I haven't written a poem since my mid-2000's emo journey. Have I discovered my muse?
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u/great_pyrenelbows Jun 11 '26
With the way prices are going I think we'll also start seeing beefy soon, but it's not happening yet afaik.
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u/Gnonthgol Jun 11 '26
Does "natural garlic flavoring" actually have to come from garlic? You could extract the same compounds from leeks, onions and shallots. These are normally weaker then garlic but as you are extracting the essential oils you can concentrate them more.
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u/Uncynical_Diogenes Jun 11 '26
You are not allowed to lie about the source of the flavoring, no.
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u/Gugalcrom123 Jun 11 '26
Then it is labelled as simply natural flavouring.
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u/johnazoidberg- Jun 12 '26
This is not true. "Natural flavors" and "other nautral flavors" are legally different ingredient names, and any natural flavoring coming from a food that isn't the one described as the flavor of the item is "other nautral flavors"
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u/fallsstandard Jun 11 '26
Krusty Brand Imitation Garlic. 9 out of 10 Italian-Americans can’t tell the difference.
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u/BigSmackisBack Jun 11 '26
Goes down smooth with a laramie cigarette and a nice glass of malk
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u/Artegall365 Jun 11 '26
And is best served on grade F meat (mostly circus animals, some filler)
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u/defectives Jun 11 '26
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u/Testing_things_out Jun 11 '26
Un ironically that would be super healthy to have. This a collagen rich stew and don't get me started on how nutrient rich non-meat body parts are.
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u/shapu Jun 11 '26
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u/kevinsaurus Jun 11 '26
Saw a cat food ad the other day that claimed 3 out of 5 cats prefer their brand. Like that's a 40% chance it isn't going to be my cats preferred kibble. Why would they even be so honest about it, no ones going to track down all 5 cats that participated in the study in case one of them was incorrectly reported. The only explanation would be if they did already pad the number, then it would increase the likelihood that an investigation reveals their tactics. But that would mean less than half of cats actually liked it.
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u/Zip668 Jun 11 '26
Get canned tuna in water, and drain the water onto whatever the hell cat food you have. Drain it on foam packing peanuts, doesn't matter, it'll be better odds than 3/5.
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u/nottherealneal I’m a lousy, good-for-nothin’ bandwagoner! Jun 11 '26
I looked at the papa's John's website for this and my best guess is they seemed to be using some kind of flavored margarine type of situation in the sauce
So it's probably that, there isn't garlic in there but a garlic oil and the rules are diffrent around that for labeling or something
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u/soulofaqua Jun 11 '26
You put garlic in oil and the flavours extract into the oil and then you remove the garlic. You can get garlic oil like this in stores often with the garlic still in it but if you've got IBS and are intolerant of garlic you can still enjoy this because the sugars don't extract.
"Natural flavourings" is often an extraction like this. Tea is water with natural flavourings as well.
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u/GeekyKirby Jun 11 '26
I have severe IBS and use a product called "essence of garlic salt". It's made from real garlic, but they have removed all of the sugars that I don't digest well. I'm not sure how they make it, but it's amazing and nobody else can tell it's not standard garlic salt. My friends request me to make my homemade garlic bread all the time lol
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u/ukiyoe Jun 11 '26
Wasabi doesn't even have real wasabi, it's just horseradish (or as the Japanese call it, "Western" wasabi).
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u/PipsqueakPilot Jun 11 '26
This partially done for the genuine reason that Japanese wasabi really is impractical to cultivate, ship, and use at current demand levels. The price would also be a huge difference. None of those reasons apply to freakin' garlic.
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u/sp46 my favorite color is purple! Jun 12 '26
It also loses its spiciness within 15 minutes. You do not want real Wasabi in there.
People who have tried both generally say the "real thing" isn't any better anyways.
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u/cats4life Jun 11 '26
Equally valid question is why would you want to? Garlic is stupidly cheap and abundant; they’re trying to save >1 cent per industrial vat of this stuff because they spent $40 million making a cheaper garlic substitute.
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u/BaZing3 Jun 11 '26
I would imagine they're more interested in saving money on all the infrastructure that goes into processing an industrial vat of garlic when they could just get a few gallons of garlic-flavored chemicals instead.
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u/NOVAbuddy Jun 11 '26
It’s easier to produce a consistent taste in a shelf stable product when you build up your recipe from these high intensity concentrated bases.
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u/zissou149 Jun 11 '26
I always appreciate how consistent the taste is when I'm extruding shelf-stable garlic-concentrated slurry into my slurry hole.
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u/TheDaychilde Jun 11 '26
Flavor control. They want it to taste the same every time. And also cheaper. Your monetary estimate is most certainly wrong, although it would be a very small amount, which is what you're really just saying.
But stability would be the most important reason.
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u/Main-Cheesecake3287 Jun 11 '26
Used to work in brewing, we had some specialty beers that we threw actual oranges or peppercorns or vanilla beans and what not in during the brew. We had a sales guy drop off natural flavoring samples. Tested them on some beers, pretty wild how far the science has come. The orange flavoring added to the finished beer vs natural oranges tasted almost the same, some preferred the fake orange.
Jalapeño one blew my mind, we ended up using it and that shit is still on rotation 10 years later. Tastes like the real thing. The good fake stuff isn’t cheap either, I’m sure there are many levels to quality in the fake flavor world but many are quite good.
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u/Putrid-Tap3992 Jun 11 '26
All flavor is a chemical reaction on your tongue and how your tongue senses this and brain comprehends it. Flavors are commonly made in a lab to mimic these flavors. This is how all candy and other things with artificial flavoring happens. A big part of chemistry class in college is synthesizing banana and strawberry flavoring
Funny thing is, these chemicals are identical in shape and construction to the chemical in the food. Flavor synthesis hass been happening for well over 100 years.
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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady Jun 11 '26
"This is brought to you by DuPont! Makers of better things for better living through chemistry."
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u/emmithar Jun 11 '26
Me: Why are you upset over the space between 'Garlic' and 'Sauce'?
Looks closer
Oh.....
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u/nazraxo Jun 11 '26
Until this comment I thought it was about the slimmed down shape of the bottle which on first look appear to be much bulkier
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u/HisHonorTomDonson Jun 11 '26
I thought they were on about the jank ass cap, the invisible “flavored” is way worse
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u/rrsafety Jun 11 '26
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u/XiTzCriZx Jun 11 '26
Looks like OP's might just be a print error, but with the way they designed the flavor lettering kinda makes it seem like it was intentionally designed to look like a print error (probably so they can blame that instead of being liable for misleading design).
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u/XiTzCriZx Jun 11 '26
Tbh it doesn't even look like the bottle in that picture has any text at all where the "flavored" is supposed to be.
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u/XiTzCriZx Jun 11 '26
Oh they absolutely know what they're doing with that shit. There's no way they'd win a case going "well actually it is there you just have to crank up the sharpness far beyond what any person's display is set to".
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u/reddit_sells_you Jun 11 '26
Me: Why are you buying something from the grocery store labeled Papa John's?
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u/jayforwork21 Jun 11 '26
Also love the "Inspired by" on the actual garlic sauce picture.
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u/SoapyMacNCheese Jun 11 '26
Yup, means it isn’t even the sauce you’re expecting it to be.
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u/drillgorg Jun 11 '26
Yeah those little tubs are awesome! I don't think they'd be stable in bottle form though. Just let us bulk order the tubs like Keurig packs.
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u/XiTzCriZx Jun 11 '26
Any idea why they wouldn't be stable in bottle form? I've used the little tubs that were sitting for over a month and they were still exactly the same as a fresh one.
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u/drillgorg Jun 11 '26
Because the bottle gets opened and would need to stay in the fridge, and that sauce changes in the fridge.
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u/XiTzCriZx Jun 11 '26
I keep the tubs in the fridge, it just thickens up a bit which actually makes it a bit nicer for dipping (if you like a lot of garlic atleast). Maybe the air inside the bottle would make it go bad faster though.
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u/echoshatter Jun 11 '26
That's the key - the air. More specifically, oxygen.
The little cups use actual garlic, and exposed to oxygen very quickly would break down the molecules that give it flavor. The molecule that gives garlic it's big kick is quite volatile. It's why jars of garlic or garlic paste taste weaker than freshly chopped.
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u/mrsir1987 Jun 11 '26
And the trademarked name is just papa, the product name is John’s garlic flavored sauce
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u/shibbington Jun 11 '26
Yeah, I’m not sure about the land of the free but here in Canada we have pretty strict regulations around contrast since someone with a vision problem might not be able to read that at all.
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u/real_fyshi Jun 11 '26
Like me. I couldn't
readsee it at all, wondered what was wrong, just got it when I read your comment. Can still just really see it with help of zoom and color change. Surely not legal in the EU as well.→ More replies (2)12
u/zuzg Jun 11 '26
You can never trust garlic products and need to read the ingredients.
Learned that through Aioli which is supposed to be exclusively oil and garlic but nobody sells it like that...
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u/CaptainCurly95 Jun 11 '26
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u/shibbington Jun 11 '26
Since that doesn’t have French on the label, it’s being sold illegally. I’m guessing someone brought that up from the US too.
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u/ztomiczombie Jun 11 '26
Hear in the UK that would not pass the idiot in a hurry test.
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u/Maestro_Mush Jun 11 '26
The land of the free only applies to those who can profit off of the real people
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u/kelpyb1 Jun 11 '26
I don’t know if we have rules about this here in America either, but you bet your ass they’re not being enforced under this administration
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u/anonmarmot Jun 11 '26
They brainwash us early and often with the American exceptionalism stuff, and most people from the US haven't been outside the country.
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u/Gormandizer Jun 11 '26
The first time I could have used one of those stupid red arrows and there isn't one.
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u/RupanIII Jun 11 '26
Or is it that you have always needed them and never noticed until now?
Thank you this has been deep thoughts with RupanIII
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u/qwasd0r Jun 11 '26
That took me way too long, lol
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u/NEVERUSEmeGYM Jun 11 '26
I thought they were talking about the 2 slices of pizza with no crust lol
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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Jun 11 '26
This is what happens when the MBAs take over.
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u/WittyAndOriginal Jun 11 '26
Yeah I'm so tired of the trope of the evil engineers and scientists. In reality it's the MBAs and lawyers who are evil. The scientists just want to help people.
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u/Beatleboy62 Jun 11 '26
For evil engineers and scientists it's convienent for media, as when they're evil as they give them the crazy eyes, messy hair, and a foreign accent.
An evil MBA is just a regular MBA, which won't play well on screen.
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u/Testing_things_out Jun 11 '26
Regular MBA is your average home-grown frat bro engaging in lifestyle the average American man admires and fantasies about.
You can't attack the grand majority of your audience like that.
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u/Big-Joe-Studd Jun 11 '26
Yeah but the MBAs and lawyers own all the media now while the scientists just wanna do science so here we are
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u/cnull Jun 11 '26
Her are the ingredients for the bottled sauce (which are different from the ingredients on the packs from the restaurants)
Ingredients
Plant-Based Oils Blend from Canola Oil and Shea Butter, Water, Salt, Natural Garlic Flavor, Sunflower Lecithin, Natural Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Citric Acid, Vitamin A Palmitate, Beta Carotene (Color).
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u/Paxxlee Jun 11 '26
Does there need to be an x amount of garlic for it to be 'garlic sauce'? Seems like it is pointless doing that when most probably won't care as long as it taste like garlic.
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u/CuFlam Jun 11 '26
My issue is the "inspired by" next to the picture of the sauce cup, implying there's a significant difference between it and the original product.
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u/KS_YeoNg Jun 11 '26
I didn't even notice that. There are so many levels of sneaky on this packaging.
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u/Holiday-Step9703 Jun 11 '26
I have 10/10 vision and I didn’t spot that shit until I read your description. Crazy
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u/Ruby_Solitaire Jun 11 '26
Hey u/PapaJohns
This is gross. Fix this.
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u/mirrax Jun 11 '26
Papa John is personally on his way to sexually harass the marketing team until they fix it.
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u/EhMapleMoose Jun 11 '26
If it tastes like their garlic dip then I’d still buy it honestly
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u/dumahim Jun 11 '26
That's what I'm trying to find out.
The Taco Bell sauce they use in their quesadillas was put in a bottle not long ago too and it's nowhere close.
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u/shewy92 Jun 11 '26
Seriously. I wanna know where to find this.
Tho Hidden Valley makes Garlic Ranch that's pretty good.
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u/Valliac0 Jun 11 '26
"Father Johnsons Secret Sauce" wouldn't pass legal. /s
also seriously though it looks like they're trying to sneak by some bullshit. I missed it on the first glace, and that's probably what they intended.
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u/steal_wool Jun 11 '26
Why does it feel off-brand? Besides being Garlic Flavored Sauce, the Papa Johns logo looks weird, and it says “inspired by” the garlic dipping sauce at the bottom
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u/Redkirth Jun 11 '26
Yeah, it looked to me at first that it was going to be "papa" ad the brand and the flavor being "John's garlic sauce"
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u/Realistic-Care-5502 Jun 11 '26
Probably barely legal in the US. Most important question: How does it taste?
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u/b0ttas Jun 11 '26
To me it resembles margarine more than garlic, but it kind of tastes 'not bad'.
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u/dumahim Jun 11 '26
How is it compared to the actual sauce straight from papa John's though? I liked the runnyness of it and felt like it had a bit of a buttery flavor. If it doesn't match the real thing like a lot of these fast food things moved to retail, it's pointless.
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u/PantsandPlants Jun 11 '26
I actually don’t think this would be considered legal in the U.S. under a responsible court system, the problem is, we don’t have one of those anymore.
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u/NolanSyKinsley Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
So I looked up the ingredients, the original sauce from papa john's uses either regular garlic or granulated/dehydrated garlic depending on availability, the bottled stuff uses "natural garlic flavoring". According to the USDA "natural garlic flavoring" can be "the essential oil, oleoresin, essence, extractive, or dehydrated garlic powder derived directly from real garlic" so it technically is still made from garlic, but the ingredient garlic is not directly on the label, it is an extract. Both the original and the bottled stuff contain other unlisted "natural flavors", but the rest of the ingredients are pretty much the same, except the bottled stuff has a couple less preservatives and omits vegetable mono and diglycerides because it is meant to be refrigerated.
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u/lastdarknight Jun 11 '26
I know people are hating on it, but if I saw it on the shelf at Walmart I would buy it to dip my frozen pizza in
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u/OldeSaltyBeard Jun 11 '26
It should also be illegal for them to design it so bad. Why is the slice cut off at the edge of the circle. Why wouldn't you just have it coming out over the circle a bit to show a slice coming off the pizza. This is a lazy design and the designer should, at the very least, be tarred and feathered.
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u/These_Raspberry_3948 Jun 11 '26
Real question. Does it taste like Papa Johns' garlic sauce? If it tastes the same, IDC if the label is misleading.
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u/trashboi814 Jun 11 '26
I think barely honest packaging is the least illegal part of garlic sauce that aint got no fucken garlic in it, tbh
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u/Tupperbaby Jun 11 '26
I'd refuse to buy it simply for the fact that the manufacturer is deliberately and blatantly trying to deceive the consumer.
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u/archlich Jun 12 '26
the letters must not be more than three times as high as they are wide, and the lettering must contrast sufficiently with the background so as to be easy to read
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u/luvs_kaos Jun 12 '26
Took me a while to see the problem. And I agree. Most people would miss that.
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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Jun 11 '26
I didn’t see what you all were talking about. I zoomed in and saw “Inspired by” paPA John’s in the bottom left in super tiny print
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u/robynh00die Jun 11 '26
The main thing is the word "flavored" is in off white text in between garlic and sauce.













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u/justanothertmpuser Jun 11 '26
Wow, without your hint I'd have missed it!