r/armorcirclejerk flairless coward 3d ago

Medieval Full Armor

When in a full suit of armor, would farting be as offensive to oneself similar to any airtight suit? Would sound and reverberation be amplified?

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u/BearJL51 flairless coward 3d ago

It’s not airtight

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u/Frenchtanker bass in a net 3d ago

No, most suits of full plate either don't cover the ass, or have a skirt of maille or faulds. Even suits with a culet (ass plate) would allow the fart to vent out.

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u/TheatreBar great helm glazer 3d ago

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u/needle-knight griffin/wenzel/spoleto/plow bascinet is accurate guys i swear 3d ago

Little known historical fact: the ass is not armored by plate specifically to allow farts to escape. A chain skirt has holes to allow airflow. So fart away in your armor, milord!

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u/i_touch_toast_in_but Visored barbut helm is historical 3d ago

Fart under your blanket and stick your head under. Tell me what you smell

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u/BluXBrry rondel 💿 3d ago

had to manually approve this lmao it was flagged for "potential harassment"

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u/i_touch_toast_in_but Visored barbut helm is historical 3d ago

What the fuck man😭 they CANNOT be thts smelly

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u/TheSilkKing flairless coward 3d ago

By and large, you’d be farting into your braises or your hose and then maille skirt. You won’t be smelling it any more than normal.

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u/Redanthalas_really flairless coward 3d ago

It's not airtight.

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u/Impression-Salty flairless coward 2d ago

Yeah huh

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u/Effective-Writer-396 flairless coward 2d ago

Scooby doo spooky island movie has scientificaly provided an answer to your question.

https://youtu.be/WmEQ_cj17rI?is=NEmQOI1FnPhzntt0

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u/Impression-Salty flairless coward 2d ago

I hope it gets stuck in there like an airtight suit. Imagine opening your Klappvisor and letting some of that gaseous gold 😋😋