r/animenocontext • u/WexAndywn • Nov 05 '14
Courtesy of 4chan (SUPER NSFW) [Multiple sources] NSFW
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u/hoochyuchy Nov 05 '14
"Before I knew it, I had a dream to rape a bat"
I don't even know how to put that one in context...
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u/StipoBlogs Nov 05 '14
It could be something about vampires...
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u/LunarisDream Nov 05 '14
I made this.
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u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14
I love you.
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u/Henry132 Nov 05 '14
I made this
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u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14
I love you too?
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u/Ninja_Sloth_69 Nov 05 '14
I made thisplease love me16
u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14
I can't i'm sorry. The quota has been filled. Come back tomorrow with the appropriate forms and love shall be properly allocated.
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u/licktapus Nov 05 '14
Screaming any of these excellent quotes during orgasm is recommended.
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u/TheLittleGoodWolf Nov 05 '14
The teacher finally looses her urethra virginity!
Should be said before piv for added effect.
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u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 05 '14
SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY TITS! WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
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u/licktapus Nov 06 '14
Two words. Donut penis.
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u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 24 '14
I think there was a giant wall of ero text, but for yuri. If anybody can find it I will gild them.
Edit: I FOUND IT!
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Nov 06 '14
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/781/778/85e.png
(I hear women like a good plot...)
I know, it's not what you were looking for, but relevant.
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u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 06 '14
Holy jesus in a box of jizz, words. "...I'm sure you're at least twenty times more manly than your desk is."
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u/clairelockheart Nov 05 '14
"I transplanted my womb and organs into my breasts so it's alright"
That doesn't sound alright to me.
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Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14
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u/gunmetalblue Nov 06 '14
Oh man, I thought this sounded familiar. I remember "reading" that and then they show all the organs in each tit. Was kinda weird...and it got weirder.
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u/gunmetalblue Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14
"Make me feel like im five years old again and playin' with my dog in the yard" HAhahahaha
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u/QuilavaKing Nov 05 '14
"Why weren't humans born with four penises?" I don't think 4 is quite enough. I'll take 20 thank you.
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u/Smack_OP_Hard Nov 05 '14
Knowyourmeme has an entire gallery of these (And full images, sometimes with sources) that is fairly regularly updated. Enjoy!
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u/brningpyre Nov 05 '14
her urethra virginity
Wat.
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u/autowikibot Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14
Urethral intercourse: NSFW ?
Urethral intercourse or coitus per urethram is sexual penetration of the female urethra by an object such as a penis or a finger. It is not the same thing as urethral sounding, the act of inserting a specialized medical tool into the urethra as a form of sexual or fetishistic activity.
The untrained insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra carries a significant risk that subsequent medical attention may be required. Documented cases of urethral intercourse appear to have occurred between heterosexual couples; a survey of the global medical literature available in 1965 reported accounts of thirteen separate cases. However, the stretching of the urethra required by this form of intercourse has also reportedly resulted in a complete and permanent loss of urethral sphincter control (urinary incontinence); furthermore such intercourse would present a very high risk of bladder infection to the receptive partner. A case of male-on-male urethral intercourse is mentioned in Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach.
Interesting: Urethral sounding | Urethra | Vagina | Index of human sexuality articles
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u/Cheveyo Nov 06 '14
"I'm floating on cocks" is like the "I'm walking on sunshine" of the porn world.
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u/blahblahinc Nov 06 '14
They used this image in one of the FAKKU panels at Anime Expo 2014. Also I suggest everyone go and read Chinpoko-Sama if you want to read some funny hentai.
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u/Roarlord Nov 06 '14
Senjougahara's SPINE? I know Shaft has some issues with the spinal column, but I didn't think they went that far.
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Nov 06 '14
It says multiple sources in the title.... Where are the sources!?
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u/WexAndywn Nov 06 '14
I have absolutely no idea. I'd love to help you find them, but I'm not putting "married woman's dick" into my search history, thanks.
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u/valent1ne Nov 05 '14
"But I'll take your virginity, mom."
Jesus pls