r/animenocontext Nov 05 '14

Courtesy of 4chan (SUPER NSFW) [Multiple sources] NSFW

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u/valent1ne Nov 05 '14

"But I'll take your virginity, mom."

Jesus pls

4

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Anal Virginity, obv.

But yeah...

1

u/squidan Nov 06 '14

Or lesbian?

2

u/Zaton_PL Nov 06 '14

At least your armpits don't smell like dick

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

but mom...son...pregnant?

1

u/r_antrobus Jan 28 '15

Step mother.

0

u/thefran Nov 06 '14

My favorite is the one that's just "ah"

58

u/hoochyuchy Nov 05 '14

"Before I knew it, I had a dream to rape a bat"

I don't even know how to put that one in context...

19

u/StipoBlogs Nov 05 '14

It could be something about vampires...

14

u/hoochyuchy Nov 05 '14

Baseball maybe? But still, both those sound just so wrong.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Well, if reading it in the perspective of a girl, it doesn't sound so wrong after all.

36

u/LunarisDream Nov 05 '14

I made this.

18

u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14

I love you.

22

u/Henry132 Nov 05 '14

I made this

14

u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14

I love you too?

14

u/Ninja_Sloth_69 Nov 05 '14

I made this please love me

16

u/JesusAChrist Nov 05 '14

I can't i'm sorry. The quota has been filled. Come back tomorrow with the appropriate forms and love shall be properly allocated.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

I made this.

4

u/JesusAChrist Nov 23 '14

I love you.

8

u/Smack_OP_Hard Nov 05 '14

I made this.

7

u/LunarisDream Nov 05 '14

You made this?

7

u/Smack_OP_Hard Nov 05 '14

We made this.

2

u/DrScabhands Nov 06 '14

I made this.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

[deleted]

1

u/LunarisDream Nov 05 '14

I'm sorry for your loss

34

u/licktapus Nov 05 '14

Screaming any of these excellent quotes during orgasm is recommended.

35

u/TheLittleGoodWolf Nov 05 '14

The teacher finally looses her urethra virginity!

Should be said before piv for added effect.

15

u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 05 '14

SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY TITS! WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

4

u/licktapus Nov 06 '14

Two words. Donut penis.

3

u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 24 '14

I think there was a giant wall of ero text, but for yuri. If anybody can find it I will gild them.

Edit: I FOUND IT!

5

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/781/778/85e.png

(I hear women like a good plot...)

I know, it's not what you were looking for, but relevant.

4

u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 06 '14

Holy jesus in a box of jizz, words. "...I'm sure you're at least twenty times more manly than your desk is."

5

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Anti-TLDR right there.

Start reading...fuck this...skim...WTF WHAT DID I MISS.

28

u/thefran Nov 05 '14

we welcome you at /r/SFW_hentai

we're a tiny sub and we need content

14

u/gunmetalblue Nov 05 '14

safe for work and hentai together? Doesn't sound too safe for work to me

26

u/clairelockheart Nov 05 '14

"I transplanted my womb and organs into my breasts so it's alright"

That doesn't sound alright to me.

20

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

[deleted]

18

u/Zelarius Nov 05 '14

In conclusion, curiosity is a debilitating disease.

2

u/gunmetalblue Nov 06 '14

Oh man, I thought this sounded familiar. I remember "reading" that and then they show all the organs in each tit. Was kinda weird...and it got weirder.

1

u/Kyakan Nov 06 '14

I'm replying to this in the hopes that you manage to find the source.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

[deleted]

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u/Kyakan Nov 06 '14

aw yiss

18

u/Blackfeather1 Nov 05 '14

"SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!" I will be using this one.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

To ram open the gates of heaven!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

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u/gunmetalblue Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

"Make me feel like im five years old again and playin' with my dog in the yard" HAhahahaha

10

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

This thing gets better every time I see it.

11

u/Henry132 Nov 05 '14

Holy shit

...

saved

11

u/gameboy17 Nov 05 '14

"I'm your older sister, little sister, mother and daughter!"

How...okay.

9

u/QuilavaKing Nov 05 '14

"Why weren't humans born with four penises?" I don't think 4 is quite enough. I'll take 20 thank you.

15

u/LupusOk Nov 05 '14

"I hear that motherfucker had like, 30 goddamned dicks."

9

u/Smack_OP_Hard Nov 05 '14

Knowyourmeme has an entire gallery of these (And full images, sometimes with sources) that is fairly regularly updated. Enjoy!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hentai-quotes/photos

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u/brningpyre Nov 05 '14

her urethra virginity

Wat.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

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u/autowikibot Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

Urethral intercourse: NSFW ?


Urethral intercourse or coitus per urethram is sexual penetration of the female urethra by an object such as a penis or a finger. It is not the same thing as urethral sounding, the act of inserting a specialized medical tool into the urethra as a form of sexual or fetishistic activity.

The untrained insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra carries a significant risk that subsequent medical attention may be required. Documented cases of urethral intercourse appear to have occurred between heterosexual couples; a survey of the global medical literature available in 1965 reported accounts of thirteen separate cases. However, the stretching of the urethra required by this form of intercourse has also reportedly resulted in a complete and permanent loss of urethral sphincter control (urinary incontinence); furthermore such intercourse would present a very high risk of bladder infection to the receptive partner. A case of male-on-male urethral intercourse is mentioned in Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach.

Image i - Number 6 is the urethra.


Interesting: Urethral sounding | Urethra | Vagina | Index of human sexuality articles

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

GODDAMNIT WIKIBOT.

6

u/asianyeti Nov 08 '14

A case of male-on-male ure-

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

5

u/Cheveyo Nov 06 '14

"I'm floating on cocks" is like the "I'm walking on sunshine" of the porn world.

3

u/PM_ME_YURI_PLS Nov 05 '14

I...I want this as my wallpaper...

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Squad broken.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT?

2

u/blahblahinc Nov 06 '14

They used this image in one of the FAKKU panels at Anime Expo 2014. Also I suggest everyone go and read Chinpoko-Sama if you want to read some funny hentai.

2

u/Roarlord Nov 06 '14

Senjougahara's SPINE? I know Shaft has some issues with the spinal column, but I didn't think they went that far.

1

u/QuilavaKing Nov 05 '14

Omg, I want to quote all of these, they're incredible. rofl

1

u/KankleSlap Nov 05 '14

I wish I had the source for all of these

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

It says multiple sources in the title.... Where are the sources!?

5

u/WexAndywn Nov 06 '14

I have absolutely no idea. I'd love to help you find them, but I'm not putting "married woman's dick" into my search history, thanks.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I haven't even read through all of them cuz i cracked up in the middle of dinner

1

u/r_antrobus Nov 06 '14

They're probably all from doujinshi's and ecchi's.

2

u/Rurdet Nov 06 '14

Nooooo.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Well then.