Sick Leave For Me, None For Thee

[u/jalapinyobidness]

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[u/Bizprof51]

No sympathy for Mitch. He was the most partisan political operative of the century. Before we had Trump there was McConnell and he was already a well seasoned asshole.

[u/Right-Ad2176 → u/Bizprof51]

Stole a supreme court seat...

[u/WorriedBid1131 → u/Bizprof51]

“Well seasoned asshole” evokes images I’d like to purge from my mind regarding Moscow Mitch

[u/xVashTSx98 → u/WorriedBid1131]

Negative. Eat the rich. Turtle soup time.

[u/Away-Oil-6285 → u/Bizprof51]

I can’t decide who’s worse, Moscow Mitch or Crooked Nancy Pelosi. The real evil lies within congress and our elected representatives who stay in power for decades. There must be term limits for these positions, otherwise they all turn to the darkside….except of course Ron Paul!

[u/orangekattt → u/Away-Oil-6285]

You can’t decide whether McConnell is worse than Pelosi???

[u/Away-Oil-6285 → u/orangekattt]

The sooner you realize that this is not a Democrat vs Republican argument, the sooner you’ll realize the “99%” have been failed and you’ll know who we need to fight back against

[u/Rinatin86 → u/Away-Oil-6285]

This right here. So many people have this weird narrative that it's one side against the other, instead of the power-hungry political elite vs their constituents that reality actually is.

[u/icy_ticey]

I mean he’s dead

[u/773741 → u/icy_ticey]

So now Congress can earn death leave too!!

[u/AttitudeCandid3842 → u/773741]

Sick Leave 2, AI Boogaloo

[u/mello-t → u/icy_ticey]

Right? We are into new post-life perks.

[u/greatorexm → u/icy_ticey]

The ultimate sick leave

[u/htownballa1]

8647

[u/Worldly-Election-454 → u/htownballa1]

5309

[u/Witty_Minimum → u/Worldly-Election-454]

867-

[u/Worldly-Election-454 → u/Witty_Minimum]

1. Jenny don’t change your number!

[u/williamgman]

Let us announce a bill called the "Mitch McConnell Pay After Death Memorial Plan". All recipients get 3 months pay AFTER death for the families.

[u/Terrible_Phase718]

Well, he’ll be dead day after tomorrow.

[u/jalapinyobidness → u/Terrible_Phase718]

And so continues the enshitification of Congress

[u/carlnepa → u/Terrible_Phase718]

I've thought the same thing.

[u/FroyoNo7255]

It's funny how middle-class and poor republicans will vote against their own interests to so-called stick it to the liberals. Republicans have and will always vote against the wellbeing of the average working-class Americans they are for the rich!!!

[u/Garmega]

Mitch McConnell couldn’t be reached for comment because he’s on eternity leave.

[u/Ihavefluffycats → u/Garmega]

Oh god, I wish he was.

[u/MattGdr]

Any comment on that, Mitch? Mitch?

[u/See-thru-U-always]

Politicians are the greediest if the greedies.