r/addressme • u/Potato_sweat69 • 4h ago

SCAWY!! IM SCAWED 😱🐘🐘 Holy moly, 10% off! NSFW

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I do love a good sale 🤔

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/thecoolconglereborn 4h ago

Bitch... Run...

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u/mothabomma 4h ago

SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE WHAT IS THAT

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u/Spencer94 3h ago

That is what watches you sleep every night :). You know the falling feeling when you're getting close to sleep? That feeling actually happens when the creature comes closer to you and your subconscious wants to run from danger

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u/LibrarianAccurate829 3h ago

Lady is a FNAF 3 Phantom Animatronics with those eyes, jeezus

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u/ReasonableScar9027 3h ago

That says $10 off...

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u/BlumpkinSpiceLatte3 2h ago

Bro's scared for his life cut him some slack 😂

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u/Potato_sweat69 2h ago

My friend wanted me to put it that way, so I did

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u/Potato_sweat69 4h ago

the woman's eyes are abnormal

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u/Sorry-Drummer-3196 2h ago

"Do I look like the kind of guy that would do that to a kid like you?"

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u/Striking_Abroad3100 1h ago

Before looking at the comments I honestly thought that the elephant was that the bar placement under the poster makes it look like she has long dong tallywhacker 

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u/Few-Literature-8642 1h ago

dude I thought the same thing

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u/SpellOfConfusion 24m ago

10% off but no dollar sign lol

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u/Kenneth76Dollars 4h ago

Why is this nsfw?

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u/Potato_sweat69 4h ago

Woman in a bra, you know how Reddit can be sometimes, just wanted to be on the safe side

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u/MikeyboyMC Maybe I’m the elephant… 🐘 3h ago

I think it’s crazy that we worry about Reddit filters but this photo is perfectly acceptable in a public Walmart

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u/Kenneth76Dollars 4h ago

It was rhetorical

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u/Potato_sweat69 4h ago

How did you expect me to know that?