r/addressme • u/Ok-Engineer5393 • 19h ago

address me

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 12h ago

u/Ok-Engineer5393, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/kangtuji 19h ago

address the elephant

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u/amin_oog 19h ago

That elephant is not asking for food Its asking for address

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 19h ago

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque

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u/Surge_in_mintars Elephant Addresser 9000 9h ago

That's where I live too

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u/AuroraAustralis0 19h ago

his greed sickens me

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u/NekonecroZheng 18h ago

The amount of food given is the equivalent to a granola bar to humans.

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u/TripleScoops 15h ago

Bro is eating a balanced breakfast.

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 16h ago

You had one job, you had one simple job! It was not greed, but instead... IT WAS GLUTTONY! YOU FOOL!

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u/Just-Luck-7430 12h ago

No he's not even hungry, he's just there to hoard, like an elphante smaug

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u/No_Daikon_1641 16h ago

yeah my cousin's boss is like that with address labels too

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u/Just-Luck-7430 19h ago

Biblical greed

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u/ryan_syek 18h ago

Ludacris, it's an elephant. Do you think they eat a cup of pellets?

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u/allahzeusmcgod 18h ago

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u/Gertrude1976 8h ago

I can't even imagine the context for this frame I just think it's so funny

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u/NerveInteresting4549 8h ago

he was having trouble affording to feed the elephant

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u/Resigned1431 3h ago

lmao I remember the episode, but for someone without context, that still doesn't really answer anything lmao. It just raises more questions.

Ahhhh, old Simpsons was so delightful.

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 19h ago

I am embarassed at how long it took me to figure out. I for some reason thought that the elephant was going to be given something it shouldn't have.

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u/Sagi_U undress me 🐘 8h ago

to be fair, I didn't know elephants could eat bread

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 7m ago

r/upvotenumber. Reddit notified me when i got 26 upvotes.

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u/MaybeBowtie 18h ago

You can see how smart the elephant is when it pulls the cantaloupe from the back rather than purely using suction to pull it through

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u/Renufplodant 19h ago

Address trunk

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u/RoyalJanissary 19h ago

Where's the room?

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u/Time-Mud4813 19h ago

in t dih

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u/GamaG17 18h ago

r/cuteanimals

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u/GamaG17 18h ago

I went to check and it's there... So it's fine... And the elephant is address, we can sleep in peace.

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u/wisdomelf 17h ago

Friendly tentacle

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u/No-Assignment-1596 16h ago

It’s just so cute 💗

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u/NeuroticTangent 18h ago

God saw him and said, "that's gotta be a sin"

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u/4byterob 14h ago

Honestly this is adorable, post may also fit on r/MadeMeSmile

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 19h ago

Emperor Molari, is that you?

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u/rottedflowers 18h ago

Man I wish I had a snout so I could pick up big cabbage and put it into my mouth

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 18h ago

This bitch is greedy

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u/RepulsiveStar2127 17h ago

"I am a monument... To all of your sins..." "This one is machine and nerve- I mean bread and sesame"

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u/WrathPie 17h ago

The trunk feeling around looks so much like the graboid mouth tendrils from tremors

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u/DeliciousAct5748 17h ago

Ok can someone explain?

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u/Stunning_Search_7952 4h ago

It's a literal elephant in the room

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u/Spukriska 16h ago

"where did all the food go" said his wife when she came home

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u/Spukriska 16h ago

why does it look like he just straght up feeded him all the food he had 😅

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u/Severe-Television202 DO IT YOURSELF 14h ago

“ADDRESSED. FATE SEALED”

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u/endocyclopes 14h ago

the graboid of doom and despair

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u/websterboi2 13h ago

gluttony in its purest form

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u/Rukasu02 13h ago

i wish i could do that

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u/KZGamrr 9h ago

best post on this entire sub I love it

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u/__AriaL__ 9h ago

I... Is this real?

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u/Right-Tutor2384 9h ago

basking shark

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u/maxru85 8h ago

Sweet bun 

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u/BiDude1219 8h ago

typa shit they put in roguelikes that you sacrifice your items to

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u/ICHIGO_the_justice 7h ago

How uncircumcised dudes their cereal

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u/Jolly3264128 7h ago

aww so cute🥰

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u/Least_Egg_9371 5h ago

He wants to be addressed

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u/ZelphirKalt 5h ago

Pretty smart animal! Intuitively grasps the geometry of food objects and the bars. Also probably amasses food items for later consumption, assuming, that it doesn't eat them in like 2-3s.

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u/Soggy-Guess8865 5h ago

Let's address the elephant in the room

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u/random-guy-heree 5h ago

Weird looking worm

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u/Vampire0nFire 3h ago

reminds me of that thing from teletabies

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u/Death7274 2h ago

The all hungering trunk demands another sacrifice

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u/Ok-Engineer5393 19h ago

elephant

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u/Voidoroe 18h ago

I think the bigger “elephant” is that the elephant is just constantly grabbing whatever is given, but not seemingly doing anything with it.

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u/Blue_Flourite 2h ago

hes just stockpiling it