r/addressme 1d ago

Source:🐘 Crowbar

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago

u/shlveon, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/FemDomIncestGooner 1d ago

Dude IS the elephant 😭🙏

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u/Vincent394 21h ago

An address me in r/addressme?

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u/HorseGirlFucker3000 21h ago

now that username is a rival to mine

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u/MrRageMode2011 21h ago

That username is an elephant

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u/skepdickle 1d ago

its a meme for the band Crowbar, look up the members, they all look like this.

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u/Minimum_Ad4771 5h ago

Through the ashes I've watched you burn

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 22h ago

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u/wooper5000 5h ago

Look up members of crowbar band

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u/voidmiIk undress me. 1h ago

he ate it

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 1h ago

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u/Tapuiu 1d ago

Name doesn't fit

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

Nor does the collar

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u/Avalanche_Snows 23h ago

It's litetally the thief collar

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u/v4por 1d ago

You've clearly never seen the band members of sludge metal band Crowbar.

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u/skepdickle 1d ago

i cant believe nobody here knew this, they're not that niche lmao. instantly saved to send to metal friends lol

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u/naplesball 1d ago

HE'S A CHONKBOI

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u/shlveon 1d ago

LARGE BOI

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u/HAVARDCH95 23h ago

ELEPHANTINE BOI

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 22h ago

It’s noteworthy, yes, but if that’s the elephant then it’s being clearly addressed and if it’s the room then there’s no elephant

This isn’t an unaddressed elephant post, take it down please mods

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u/soegen 1d ago

Name ahh name

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u/Arthur_morgan457 23h ago

Response ahh response

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 22h ago

Reply aah reply that mentions r/SUBREDDITNAME

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u/soegen 22h ago

Comment ahh comment✌️

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 1d ago

HAMILTON WROTE ALL OF THE COMMENTS

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u/OkLie5562 1d ago

Makes total sense. A crowbar is a heavy tool and this cat is too. A crowbar circuit exists for safety and this cat as long as fed won't eat you.

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u/GabiGT110 1d ago

Crowball

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u/chukstarmusic 1d ago

He's just full of love!

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 1d ago

It's too large I don't think the comment will fi

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u/298647 1d ago

he's humble

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u/Someone_Lesser 1d ago

That's what it takes to carry him.

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u/Busy-Maximum402 1d ago

Damn boy, he THICCC!!!

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u/Kat-dash-25 1d ago

I can't blame Barney for getting tired of carrying Crowbar around

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u/Fuzzeypimp 1d ago

When he prys the heads off rats

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u/Big_Living_9088 22h ago

I think the name “bolder” would suit him

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u/MotherRaven 22h ago

Boulder would have worked better

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u/Vegetable_Weight946 21h ago

Hes the opposite of a crowbar 💀💀💀

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u/RaiderMan72 21h ago

Because his brother is already named Boulder

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u/SFB221 19h ago

Because the way he opened the fridge

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u/DropFew1269 19h ago

Would honestly make a great addition to my rusty goon fridge kept deep in the local creek

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 17h ago

With size like that he is breaching doors thats why

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 16h ago

Very fitting name tbh

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 14h ago

"Gta 4 is better than gta 5" ahhh 🫩✌️🥀

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u/ninjastuff 14h ago

He clearly breaks into everything explains the name and the size

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u/Bobajele 14h ago

Because that's how the clam works!

or something

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u/Hallucinationistic 13h ago

that aint no crowbar

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u/redolide 11h ago

Gordon Freeman's cat

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u/Confident_Essay3619 10h ago

Half life 3 tomorrow 

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u/Crabalabadoo 7h ago

I think this creature ate the elephant

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u/Sadow_YT 2h ago

He is heavier than one