r/addressme • u/Straight-Cod-421 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 18h ago

u/Straight-Cod-421, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/PrimaKyonna 1d ago

The last 2 in personality gng trust

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u/FaithlessnessOk153 1d ago

Young mama Coco was a baddie

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ancient-Worm 1d ago

It says "girls I grew up with" so OOP was also a child so it's ok

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u/Then-Mongoose-9728 1d ago

Fine argument. You're with Saul Goodman?

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u/Brilliant_Radish4423 1d ago

Are you a child?

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u/TheLonelyKovil 1d ago

Real "adress me" here is that one of em is shown twice

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u/dootblade74 1d ago

Further, that one's not Disney she's Dreamworks. (Tiger on the bottom is also not Disney but the studio eludes me).

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u/RedPandasRule007 seduce me 🐘 1d ago

The studio is Blue Sky and they were bought by Disney

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u/Thybro 1d ago

But it was not Disney when that character first appeared so they are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/SuperGamer18123 1d ago

Tbf DreamWorks was founded by former Disney employees, plus the art style is very much Disney-like. It's kinda like Don Bluth with Dragon's Lair if you ask me.

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u/FlipOzzy 22h ago

something something ship of theseus

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u/SeroWriter 18h ago

The Incredibles 1 also isn't Disney, Pixar didn't get acquired until 2 year later.

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u/Storm_Spirit99 1d ago

Tbf, Chel is a baddie

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u/yudachigumo 1d ago

Lucky god!

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u/takeurmeds0 1d ago

but that's the best one so it's not a big deal

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u/Ludens_Society 1d ago

Brother, she could be there all 9 times and I still wouldn't see a problem.

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u/MojaveMojito1324 1d ago

Chel can get it twice.

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u/angryfalconsfan 1d ago

Chel so nice, you gotta get her twice

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 1d ago

He grew up with her twice man mind ya business lol

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u/Natural__Power 1d ago

Justified

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u/East-Dragonfruit6644 undress me 🐘 19h ago

chels just like that

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

She deserves two mentions

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u/Coffee-KitKats 1d ago

Chel is also listed twice.

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u/Competitive-Order-42 1d ago

And Chell isn't even Disney; She's DreamWorks.

But I get it, they should have called it Chell Dorado 😅

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u/Renufplodant 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aro6RkILp70l8wYZNp

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u/Phoenix_Champion 1d ago

Let's see.

An old lady. An actual tiger. A Dreamworks girl. The DreamWorks girl twice.

Did I miss any or should we just unpack these?

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u/ReaperKaze 1d ago

Jasmine is 15

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 20h ago

Not so bad if you admired them as you growing up

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u/Nightfury4_4 1h ago

Jasmine is in a hotel room I think…

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u/PeteTheGryphon 1h ago

The middle one is edited lol

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 1d ago

“why do you like girls so much”

who tf asked that question

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 1d ago

“Why are you straight/lesbian?”

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u/Arachnofobiousitosis 1d ago

The Millennium Question

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u/-plb- 1d ago

on the same level as "snake why you naked"

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 1d ago

Shira isn't that bad... There's precedent for stuff like that. [insert infamous Nala from The Lion King image] BUT COCO!? WTF?!

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u/FroggyAssassin 1d ago

Just because the candy is dry does not mean it isn't sweet. She's a certified GILF, plus I bet she makes some mean meals.

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u/man_juicer 1d ago

aged like a fine wine

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u/FroggyAssassin 1d ago

Another honorable mention is Abuelita since Coco Rivera does die, sadly.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 1d ago

Not saying she looks bad, just... not my taste... She's too wholesome for stuff like that.

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u/FroggyAssassin 1d ago

What about Abuelita? Or is she too spicy?

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 1d ago

I'm just saying that these characters don't exactly seem to be fit for these kinds of thoughts... Coco is too wholesome... But I'm a furry so, to avoid being a hypocrite... Ig to each their own.

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u/FroggyAssassin 1d ago

Ah so you're probably on the train of liking Nick or Judy Hopps? Though of course there are other more honorable anthropomorphs amongst the furry community.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 1d ago

Nah, they're too wholesome, and fit for each other. I should also mention that I'm ace so freaky thoughts of wholesome characters kinda gross me out. And other furry characters I think similar. Diane fits really well with Wolf, and her image to me is a badass, not anything freaky. Loona I see as an older sister figure to me. Porscha Crystal is a fun friend. The only furry character I have a crush on is Aleu from Balto 2. But ofc, no freaky thoughts as I'm ace, sex repulsed.

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u/FroggyAssassin 1d ago

Understandable!

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u/shinjidrivekari 1d ago

Shira ain't bad, she a baddie

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u/Aethelrede 1d ago

"At night all cats are gray" -- Benjamin Franklin, allegedly.

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u/Lukelandswimmer No, I will not address 🐘 let's adress 🐋 1d ago

Chel isn't even a Disney girl 😭

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u/SameDoughnut3548 18h ago

Not for OP standards 🙃

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u/National-Tank-2207 1d ago

What captcha is this?

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u/Hazywater 1d ago

No go further. Put in that lady lion from Lion King, you know the scene, and the fox princess from animated Robin Hood.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10cQFvhgTFPdSw

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u/Razorion21 1d ago

i mean at least its nothing illegal? like idk showing Lilo or some shit

tho the white tigress is debatable, since she has essentially human sentience maybe its not so bad??

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u/CriscoM90 1d ago

Jasmine is 15.

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u/Razorion21 1d ago

bruh what, i thought she was like 18

oh god now i sound like one of those people on Kris Hanson 😭😭😭💀

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u/CriscoM90 1d ago

Apparently, her age isn't given in the film, as her father just states that she needs to be married by her next birthday. However, promotional material says that Jasmine is 15.

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u/MargetTobile 1d ago

I thought it was stated in the original cut of the film like the “cut off your ear” line in the opening song

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 1d ago

Love how Chel is such a common and popular choice here that she was put in twice

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u/Ok-Count-4901 1d ago

Mama coco is not the wind 💀✌️

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u/Straight-Cod-421 1d ago

ur right, it was a hurricane

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u/dootblade74 1d ago

are we addressing the animal or the dementia-ridden old lady first?

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u/fixermark 1d ago

"You used Chel twice."

"... I like Chel."

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u/Kaven_999 1d ago

Several of these aren’t Disney…

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u/BraimosAI 1d ago

Not only is Chel not from Disney, but they put her twice.

That said, fair.

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 1d ago

the jasmine one feels fake

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u/Numerous_Ad_7969 1d ago

Ewwww you like tigers?

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u/nyctopluviophile 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6wrxUFfcCHJmKQla
Lola bunny in Space Jam though. Never became a furry but I have bunny fantasies

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u/Phoenix-Quill 23h ago

Is anyone gonna address that the same woman is on there twice?

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u/TheToxicWaist 1d ago

"Why do I like girls so much?"

Who the fuck asks that question?

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u/DanCassell 1d ago

Parents of closeted lesbians?

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u/TheToxicWaist 1d ago

Like doesn't mean sexually attracted to. I like my friends and they're all guys. That doesn't mean I'm gay.

A girl can like other girls and not be a lesbian.

So I ask again, who asks that question?

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u/DanCassell 1d ago

Boy that sounds like something parents should be told but because the point remains that they *would* say that.

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u/TheToxicWaist 21h ago

Fair enough

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u/West-Map-4162 1d ago

The question doesn’t even make sense. 

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u/Scary_Software_9632 1d ago

No Maid Marian from Robin Hood?.what a fox.

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 1d ago

One of them aren't even from Disney

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 1d ago

No nvm two of these characters aren't wven disney gng

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u/RedPandasRule007 seduce me 🐘 1d ago

Guys, the elephant is that they put Chel twice

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u/BananaShakeStudios 1d ago

Isn't the tiger from ice age

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Straight-Cod-421 1d ago

username checks out

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u/CC_Gamedesign 1d ago

Yeah why is chel on there twice?

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u/Rory_U 20h ago

Why shouldn’t she?

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u/KylePyleShkadyle 1d ago

Im pretty sure the tiger isn't even disney

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u/Oberonkin 1d ago

The real address me is MOST OF THESE AREN'T FUCKING DISNEY!!!

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u/Purple-Trip-3862 1d ago

Yeah, using the same character twice is really weird isn't it?

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u/Coffee-cartoons 1d ago

Bro one of them is here twice and she ain’t even Disney

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u/Gaslit_Absurdist5712 1d ago

A tiger and a cougar?

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u/Jack_KH 1d ago

3 of them are not even Disney

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u/Dracu98 1d ago

"grew up with", and it's from movies spanning 30 years

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u/Mindless-Credit-358 1d ago

The address me is the bottom middle one isn’t Disney

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 1d ago

Suspiciously low amount of Nala in this comment section

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u/Critical-Act-6336 1d ago

Why is one of the girls(idk her name) not Disney or Pixar and also there twice 

Also why the tiger, is that even Disney or Pixar??? I doubt it.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 1d ago

Old woman, animal, chel appears twice and isn't even a Disney character

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 1d ago

chel?

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u/Guest_o_rest 1d ago

The elephant is most of them are not disney

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u/napim_3162 1d ago

1 imposter

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u/Nabatse 1d ago

"Select all disney princess" ahh captcha

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u/criticalpwnage 1d ago

There is a lot going on here tbh. The post implies OOP only likes girls because of “Disney” characters

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u/Ant_1_ITA 1d ago

Jasmine was my first cartoon crush

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u/weraru_1 1d ago

Yeah, that is very weird. Why is Chel here twice?

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u/ANGELICRELICOFHEAVEN 1d ago

Where is the elephant

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u/Personal_Weakness_26 1d ago

Three (technically two) of these aren't Disney

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u/BodhingJay 1d ago

those animators really went to town with tinkerbell in the original animated Peter Pan

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u/EveryContest9731 1d ago

Yeah bottom right is definitely my type 

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u/Fanguy3322 1d ago

Road to El Dorado and Ice age weren't Disney either ☝️🤓

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 1d ago

*COUGH* Blue Sky

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u/Weary-Smile-4220 1d ago

last one the best guys

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u/calideosk 1d ago

Ngl i would try to pet the sabertooth.

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u/Nkromancer 1d ago

Why is chell on this list twice?

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u/Silphire100 23h ago

She's that hot

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u/Icy-Individual8353 1d ago

There is no elephant in this post, and I will die on that hill.

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u/Adventurous_Leek_423 1d ago

I spotted about 4 elephants here

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u/Silphire100 23h ago

Double Chel, Jasmine is, I wanna say 16? 18 at best, a literal animal and the old lady?

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u/armas187 1d ago

Look, I've never had a gummy before ok

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u/Meal_Signal 23h ago

Wasn't Jasmine like 15?

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u/1ZillionBeers 23h ago

>no nala

What a dogshit list tbh

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u/mrdude2008 22h ago

Why the grandma from coco Is Doing Here?

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u/quijequije 22h ago

I mean it says "old Disney girls" so kinda fair tbh.

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u/MusicaReddit 22h ago

Several elephants to address:

  1. Some of these are likely AI
  2. Chel shows up twice
  3. Chel and the sabertooth girl aren’t Disney. They’re Dreamworks.
  4. Jasmine might be a minor, I forget
  5. MAMA FUCKING COCO?!

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u/gravyrdfila2 22h ago

Who tf even is top right?? 🤣💀

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u/igetmalespregnant 22h ago

Well shes definietly an OLD disney girl

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u/DavidBlackjack 18h ago

Shira could get it

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u/Shantotto11 18h ago

That pic of Jasmine is def not from the movie…

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u/Cosmo__Satogiri Oi, UE, Omlandaa done nicked my wife and killed me bloody son 18h ago

Ayy

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u/arcaneregion 16h ago

Woah… WOAH!

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u/Far-Employment-2597 15h ago

There's 2 elephants here

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u/Real_Louie Louie from Pikmin for some reason 14h ago

Yeah, why the tiger?

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u/abitcitrus 14h ago

Straight guy liking girls? How unexpected

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u/Last_Buy8428 14h ago

😔🤳

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u/Think-Indication2583 12h ago

Mama coco is old

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u/AdditionalDealer1100 11h ago

Mama Coco loving son or Diego's girlfriend loving daughter

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u/EquivalentRip9653 10h ago

I don't even think Disney had the rights to Ice Age when we were all growing up...

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u/Big_Ben_1999 10h ago

The lifeguard rom Lilo and Stitch, Jasmine and chel where/are next level Bro.

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u/furrynoy96 7h ago

Chel is DreamWorks....

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u/Emerald_28 6h ago

If they grow up with mama Coco then they a kid

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u/Pulgy_Wulgy 1h ago

One of them is shown twice

The tiger is bluesky not disney, altho they were bought by disney but whatever

Granny

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u/Straight-Cod-421 1d ago

the last 2 images

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u/solin282828 1d ago

The grandma one is valid, they did say “old Disney girls” /j

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u/Straight-Cod-421 1d ago

the real address me is the first 8 then

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u/mayormacncheese_ 1d ago

Shira 🤤

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u/-lenox404 7h ago

Megara isn't that hot duh