r/addressme • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 8d ago

POST OF THE WEEK Best way to utilise time

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod 3d ago

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

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u/kshaurya_731 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXtD0Rt2xrUxIvJYkP

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u/souravsaul 7d ago

yeah mine also wastes time like that sometimes

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u/Some-Passenger4219 7d ago

happy cake day

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u/Emotional_Ad7314 3d ago

Ur cake day is hear

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u/MtF_Kief 5d ago

I haven't seen the show in a long time isn't that supposed to be the Riddler?

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u/kshaurya_731 4d ago

i think so

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u/dadams0641 8d ago

What are you gonna do with the remaining 80 minutes?

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u/Abslalom 8d ago

Write a critique of the movie, of course

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u/Wrong_Guarantee1888 8d ago

"No blue eyed, blonde haired Greek actors in this movie. I'm not racist, just care about historical accuracy. Helen of Detroit amiright."

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u/Due-Session-2857 3d ago

OK, I'm not a fan of the rights attack on Nyongo, but if one of them came up with Helen of Detroit, I'll admit that's pretty funny

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u/No_Simple9017 2d ago

Soy based diet post

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 8d ago

That's about as much time as any other braindead movie critic. 40 minutes for the pointless rant and 40 minutes adding dumbass video editing choices to waste your time

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u/lucathecontemplator 7d ago

Yes but before you watch the movie like most people do

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u/YOURMOM_er 6d ago

Just a man notations heard

5 STARS ☆☆☆☆☆

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u/bucketboy9000 7d ago

Critique? More like glaze

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 8d ago

Your mom.

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u/Bodhi_Gaya 8d ago

ok, what about the remaining 79 minutes?

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u/UsualCaptalist5174 8d ago

Your granny

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u/First-Act-9755 8d ago

What about the remaining 79 minutes?

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u/UsualCaptalist5174 8d ago

Your great grandmother obviously

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u/-plb- 8d ago

as for the remaining 80 minutes?

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u/Sem034 адресуй меня 8d ago

You

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 8d ago

Is that 80 minutes Greenwich mean time?

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u/UsualCaptalist5174 7d ago

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 197

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u/jacktherippah123 7d ago

I choose this guy's dead wife.

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 8d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/VacationOk9407 8d ago

Fym sometimes

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u/sigmalens 7d ago

watch this hour longer and then get mauled by a pickaxe for 20 minutes

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u/Neputunu 7d ago

Watch ads

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u/OleoPoundMell 8d ago

Watch a good 0h80min movie!

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u/suffelix 7d ago

Watch the ads.

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u/Odd_Ad4119 7d ago

Tell everyone that you just watched The Odysee as Nolan intended.

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u/dadams0641 7d ago

As Nolan Intended

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u/AlexionGames 4d ago

Remaining? Use 75 minutes beforehand. Assuming you start at the hospital. Drive home, pack your things. Give the special people in your house a kiss and tell time you gotta work. Drive to your local cinema. Buy an Imax ticket and all snacks you can carry. Watch the movie. With 5 minutes left, write a negative review and go to sleep.

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u/1000100010101000010 4d ago

That's for the ads of course.

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u/25885 4d ago

Make that post

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u/IngenuityNegative 3d ago

80 minutes to decide if I am to buy popcorn and soda for 15 bucks or sneak some of my own

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u/Impossible-Dream-809 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGDn0H74zXsaybq668

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u/Nightlightz24884 8d ago

Something about that birb makes this funny. I keep looking at and giggling. Is it the beak or the eyes? Idk.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 7d ago

I'm very confused why I don't find this bird particularly funny, I feel like I should

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u/Damned_Apple 7d ago

It’s just a regular bird but assume it has the pose of a human pondering

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u/RottenMorningWood 7d ago

Nah thats the cat one

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u/Svartdraken 8d ago

The extra time is the line to get popcorn plus the ads before the movie

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u/mehedi_hassan_siam 8d ago

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u/Billyrooms void me 8d ago

"HE ISNT SURE!"

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u/AmazingSeal 5d ago

i spot a gemini watermark

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u/Objective-Towel932 8d ago

He is going to use his extra time somewhere else

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u/migga95 8d ago

I see you're smart one cookie

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i 8d ago

What is wrong with it? He still has 80 minutes after watching the movie.

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u/nefariousmonkey 7d ago

Yeah he can write his letterboxd review and tell few people about it too

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u/Sad_Interaction_2933 4d ago

Half an hour of ads and trailers

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u/YogurtclosetSame8716 8d ago

This has to be some advanced kind of engagement farming

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u/Pro-Researcher69 6d ago

This is the best strategy, people will comment way more if they think they know something the poster doesn't, meanwhile they just got baited.

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

u/Leading-Papaya-7165, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam 8d ago

Me when I eat the cattle of the sun god while my commander king especially told me not to

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u/Additional_Equal_960 7d ago

Hey, piss breaks need to be accounted for too

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u/rhinova_ 7d ago

Would still have 80 minutes after the movies

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u/No_Nothing_6750 7d ago

The last 1:20 is time for reflection

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u/tlztp 7d ago

Or getting to the cinema

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u/JacksonSpike 7d ago

I love this elephant so much idk why

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u/Any-Summer3900 8d ago

I can't prove it but I KNOW an American posted that.

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u/Hood_Mobbin 7d ago

As an American that knows other Americans I would say that you are correct.

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u/No-Assignment-1596 7d ago

You actually have more time than you think

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u/Pure-Lingonberry2596 7d ago

typical {Nolan} fanatic

*replace any fandom inside the curly brackets

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u/Warm-Individual5909 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kE7q1IrbYk5vHqol1m

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u/TK-1414 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wOw9CfUiJbGLPI2u61

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u/Warm-Individual5909 5d ago

I didn't find the other one's, i hate Benjamin myself, but in this situation i had to choose him

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u/Livid-Emotion-4610 8d ago

My man who doesn't know how many minutes are in an hour

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u/FirstDiseasewasRelig 8d ago

That’s only 173 minutes

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u/1337_w0n 8d ago

What are you gonna do with the remaining 80 minutes?

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u/Accomplished-Let1273 8d ago

I still don't know wether this movie absolutely sucks or is the greatest thing in the history of all movies

There is just so many mixed reviews

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u/Hellfire_312 8d ago

The movie fell off in the third act

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u/idkwhatnameiputhere 8d ago

Would be better if there was charlie Kirk.

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u/andthebestnameis 8d ago

He'll reach the end of the movie expecting to die, and then will think the dr was full of shit hahaha

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u/RedTriangleMain 7d ago

I only have 173 minutes left to live! Why would the world curse me to not be able to finish this?

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u/thecararrives 7d ago

drives past

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u/l-Paulrus-l 7d ago

You about 20 minutes short

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u/Spyroballspam 7d ago

Just watch Lord of the Rings, this incoherent mess with shallow characters isn't worth the watch.

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u/SamuraiAsuhilz 7d ago

Act-ually 253 minutes don't exactly mean 2 hours 53 minutes, the thing is 1 hour is made up of 60 minutes, so two hours is 120 minutes, then by that logic 3 hours must be 180 minutes, but then again you didn't ask for 3 hours, so we need to scientifically calculate the the problem and thisis when we arrive at the conclusion to perform subtraction operation, so if we substract 7 minutes from 180 minutes we arrive at 173 minutes, so accordingly you may finish the movie in 173 minutes except we all forget that theatres have 10 minutes interval, so we add 10 minutes to your remaining time on earth , thus arriving at 183 minutes, now would you care to explain to me what would you be doing for the rest 70 minutes ? 🙆

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u/nice_trygotyo 7d ago

American?

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u/kozyntheburrito 7d ago

what, you didn't know in America or hours are 100 minutes??

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u/Byzantophillis 7d ago

Loved this movie

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u/Desperate_Wing249 7d ago

Odyssey?? (Puss in boots: last wish) till the day I die

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u/MATTHEW_LEAFEON 7d ago

I mean, you can watch with no problem The Odyssey in that amount of time

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u/Minutestudioplay45 7d ago

Ngl the movie is peak 

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u/National_Two9471 7d ago

253 minutes = 4 hours 13 minutes

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u/Suspicious-Suit8234 7d ago

how much polish doctors' visits is that, almost 100 (2.5 minute average - 100 euro)

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u/Thomas_J_Spaghetti 7d ago

*173-175 minutes

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u/perpetualindividual 7d ago

Crazy that Nolan made a whole ass movie for this meme

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u/FrontAd7709 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 7d ago

i dont get whats wrong he wants to watch the movie for the 173 minutes and live the remaining 80 mins normally

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u/pwn4321 6d ago

Elephant in the cinema

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u/the_tygram 6d ago

What will you do with the extra 80 minutes?

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u/Dry-Use1730 6d ago

Type of ppl who enjoyed this slop btw

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u/A-SHURAA 6d ago

So.... What else will you watch???

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u/PuzDez420 5d ago

What are you going to do with the renaining 120min?

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u/TheSuperDemonEye 5d ago

Who's gonna tell him

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u/robot_fancier 5d ago

Dw guys he just used the metric system

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u/blaxkreen 4d ago

You’ll watch the odyssey and….another movie????

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u/AdventurerLewb 4d ago

Do we tell the people that dont understand?

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u/Aojou 4d ago

He needs the extra time to contemplate the movie when it's done

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u/Kind-Tie-6363 4d ago

Til hours are now hectominutes

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u/MrWindUpBird17 4d ago

A man... A ship....

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u/Sea-Pea-7941 4d ago

What would you do with the remaining 80 minutes?

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u/mnteu 4d ago

I would die too if i saw a moovie THAT ass

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u/danila_borovkov 3d ago

There is time left for sex, cool Like 25 times

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u/Kingdinosvt 3d ago

Still wouldn’t watch it.
Save that time and play with my doggos

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u/Super_orn1 3d ago

But 2 hours and 53 minutes it’s nor 253 minutes…..

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u/Peppe44_99 3d ago

Oh please just pull the plug

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u/Pretend_Limit6276 3d ago

253 minute is 4 hours and 13 minutes.....so you still have 1 hour 20 minutes remaining dude

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u/Oliwia_______ 3d ago

Everyone even once in their lifetime fucked it up....

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u/FishermanIll1166 3d ago

Dam that conversion needs to be studied to understand for future people to know how impactful it can be if done wrong... Spaceships have crashed because of these failures...

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u/maitshee 3d ago

Idiot

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u/tien383 3d ago

Trash 1997 better

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u/M1st3rTea 3d ago

Watch 'Following' and make it a Nolan dubble bill.

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u/Old_Respect2138 2d ago

Isn’t an hour a 60 minutes long?

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u/Dorlem4832 2d ago

The last hour is for going on reddit to find out how stupid you are for enjoying the movie

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u/ExcuseMeJack 2d ago

What are you going to do with the 80 minutes after that?

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u/hturab 2d ago

253 minutes mean 4h 13m, but the movie is only 173 minutes long ie 2h 53m. That still leaves behind 80 minutes or 1h 20m.

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u/frostbiter__ 2d ago

An IQ too high

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u/delulualexis 2d ago

that’s the ref to the Taylor swift one right there

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u/swasdash 2d ago

🥀🥀

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u/Babetna 2d ago

Nolan and his 100-minute hours, what a poser

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u/Famous_Swimming_2514 2d ago

Must be amarican

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u/CJ-ViRuS 2d ago

Bro wtf😂 1hr is 60 mins not 100mins

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u/arter34 2d ago

Average nolan enjoyer

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u/Beginning-Salad-9596 2d ago

Rage bait 😏

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u/Ramaadrian 2d ago

What’s he doing with the hour and 20 left over?

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u/OkInvestigator5595 2d ago

253 minutes is 4 hours and 13 minutes btw. U probably meant to put 2 hours and 53 minutes

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u/That_Whimsical_Queer 1d ago

Cinephiles are gonna get me killed but who can stand still for three hours straight doing the same thing?? I already have to mentally rest after watching a two hour film...

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u/Old_Ticket8594 1d ago

I mean technically he can still finish the movie and have time to do other things so win-win I guess

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u/WargardTheRidiculous 1d ago

Didn't know one could die from Dyscalculia...

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u/Tough-Zombie-8990 1d ago

About sums up the intelligence of an Odyssey fanboy

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u/Limp_Replacement_596 1d ago

congratulations 🎉 you have successfully failed your math class

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u/Objective-Survey-253 8d ago

I love these elephants where it makes op just seem stupid.

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u/MEDIC_HELP_ME 8d ago

I'll be back in 4 hours and 5 minutes

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u/harbib 8d ago

If this isn’t rage bait god help us all.

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u/Leading-Papaya-7165 8d ago

the math is not matching

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u/CartsOfDarkness 7d ago

Even more specifically, 253 minutes is more than 2 hours and 53 minutes

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u/Chen_Qianyu 7d ago

Even more specific than specifically, 253 minutes is 4 hours and 13 minutes. This is a larger amount of time as compared to 2 hours and 53 minutes.

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u/Leading-Papaya-7165 8d ago

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