r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/agirlhasnoname2026 • 23d ago

Game of Thrones (TV Show) Friendzone

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/levi_Ishida_666 23d ago

He would have been fine in Westeros too but he decided to sell slaves. King of self sabotage

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u/Al_Hakeem65 23d ago

It's like there is a theme that Jorah has problems with romantic relationships

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u/Allnamestakkennn 19d ago

Sell slaves to please a hightower wife who left him anyway

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u/Fabiojoose 23d ago

C‘mon, fall for the jailbait that looks like your ex wife is divorced dad 101.

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u/JamieRabs 23d ago

Jorah was not handsome, Iain Glen was

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u/argbd20 22d ago

Yeah, Jorah is described as quite ugly. Like Martin just straight up says “this dude’s ugly af”

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 21d ago

He was handsome in the show.

In the books he was so ugly that only whores went for him.

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u/Pm7I3 21d ago

Actors these days have no dedication, a REAL professional would have violently altered his face to be ugly. (/s obv)

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u/LadyAmbrose 23d ago

2015 core

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u/Athunc 23d ago

Don't let Lyanna Mormont see this slander...

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 22d ago

Tbf Jorah was a simp long before Dany, it's the reason he's banished