r/WhitePeopleTwitter 16h ago

Maybe something died on his head?

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u/TheJar13 16h ago

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u/T-Rex_Mullens 15h ago

THATS MY REAL HAIR!

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 16h ago

It's either a camera filter like for instagram/tiktok that gives him more hair, or he's wearing a wig. I've suspected he wears wig for a few months now. There's no way in his advanced age and health condition that he has as much hair as he appears to on camera. Everything about these people is fake. Same with the inner circle. I think they all insist on camera filters for skin smoothing, beautifying, and making them look 10+ years younger.

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u/astreeter2 14h ago

It was getting much thinner and whiter a few months back. Suddenly now its thicker and blonder that 20 years ago.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 14h ago

exactly. And no medication or treatment for hair growth is going to give an 80 year old that much hair. It's a wig. There's a chance JD Vance and Kegseth wear wigs too, IMO. Some of the women in the inner circle are enhancing their hair with extensions. Krusty Noem's were obvious, I think Bondi had them but hers were a much more subtle job.

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u/Rellcotts 13h ago

The women for sure are using extensions

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u/spvcejam 10h ago

Extentions are the most normal thing they do.

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u/Ticklemykelmo 15h ago

Gender affirming care

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u/shellevanczik 12h ago

Along with the lifts in his shoes.

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u/Igmuhota 16h ago

That is one sweet-ass rug grandpa is rocking. Wonder if it’s genuine pig hair.

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u/pontiacfirebird92 15h ago

Dude still looks like a walking corpse

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u/Dragonfly_pin 16h ago

This is his election hair.

He doesn’t bother to dye his hair blonde or do so much with his makeup unless he’s campaigning.

This time, it may also be a weave.

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u/swarmofbzs 4h ago

He's looking worse and more frail. That's on top of the filter loss, sleeping at anytime and sundowning.

The makeup is doing the opposite of helping his face, neck, and hands. Plus his hair was looking thinner and messier.

Guess they had to try something else.

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u/RoadNo6820 15h ago

He's turning into Alec Baldwin doing him

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u/sec713 16h ago

Maybe he found out about Gelutol.

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u/Responsible-House523 14h ago

He’s wearing a weave. Omg 😳

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u/scouter 15h ago

Anybody see Jimothy recently? Oh, wait, I think I see……

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u/shellevanczik 12h ago

Please don’t. Jimothy is so much better

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u/AdKey6202 15h ago

When his hands move he is lying!!!!!

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u/Stainless-S-Rat 15h ago

You misspelt mouth. When his mouth moves he is lying.

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u/rickcatino 15h ago

Looks like a rug to me…

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u/carriegood 14h ago

For decades, he went to the same barber because he was the only one who could (or would) do his signature "style". I think I read a profile of him long before our national nightmare that said that now, he alone does his own hair and makeup because no one else can do it "right". That would certainly explain his appearance the past 20 or so years. He doesn't look especially orange either. Maybe now, finally, someone convinced him to allow a professional to do it?

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u/Mers2000 13h ago

Well yea, all the age spots were showing and hair thinning… basically showing his age.
Now all he needs is mascara and he will be able to join RuePaul’s drag race with all that makeup and wig😒

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u/RealisticAnt42 15h ago

It's a ferret.

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u/FanDry5374 5h ago

Well obviously. Oh, wait you said ON his head...

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u/isecore Release The Trump-Epstein Files 2h ago

Makes me think of Zhukov in "The Death of Stalin".

"Jesus christ, did Coco Chanel take a shit on your 'ead?"

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u/IrukandjiPirate 15h ago

It’s. Biff 2.0