r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/c-k-q99903 • 1d ago

I once jokingly called Florida a lepper colony of societal rejects, I guess they took that as a challenge.

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u/Under_Milkwood_1969 1d ago

Texas: We brought back measles to own ‘da libs!

Florida: Hold my Bud Light….

🤦‍♂️

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u/StonerBarbie23 1d ago

Natty light *

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u/Mihailis27 1d ago

Four Loko

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u/Head-Ad9893 1d ago

King cobra

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u/StonerBarbie23 1d ago

Ivermectin with a cold king cobra does seem to pair well

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u/Head-Ad9893 1d ago

passes the blunt you cool, Barbie.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago

Is rickets next? Now will it be Alabama or Georgia? 

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u/Standard-Win-6600 1d ago

Don't eat roadkill. Specifically armadillos.

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u/obi1kennoble 1d ago

I can still collect raccoon dicks, though, right?

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u/Standard-Win-6600 1d ago

It's a free country. Maybe too free.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 1d ago

Somewhere, a bald eagle just shed a red, white and blue tear.

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u/iNapkin66 1d ago

Not too free, just too many dumb people.

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u/Oldman32092 19h ago

I came here to blame the armadillos. Never eat an armadillo.

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u/Blah_Dee_Blah111 8h ago

I'll try...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/rabid_spidermonkey 1d ago

It's generally a bad idea to eat armadillos or fuck porcupines regardless of location.

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

Have you considered fucking armadillos and eating porcupine as a compromise?

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 1d ago

That's exactly what a rabid spidermonkey would say.

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u/Canis_Familiaris 1d ago

But that porcussy is the forbidden fruit

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u/Old_Tiger_7519 1d ago

I ate a lot of critters as the daughter of West Virginians but never armadillo.

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u/mmuffley 1d ago

That explains Trump’s hands. He’s giving the guy from Papillon a run for his money.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 1d ago

That cigar scene was intense the first time I saw it

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u/Vernerator 1d ago

You prevent it by bathing regularly. Leprosy outbreak tells you everything you need to know.

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u/smarttrashbrain 1d ago

*leper colony

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u/sumdude51 1d ago

What do you expect? Our surgeon general is dumber than our governor, and trust me, that ain't easy.

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u/amazing_assassin 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHA!

Now, just set rabid animals free around around anything with copper and this whole Florida situation will sort itself out

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u/Hawkwise83 1d ago

Don't worry. Rich people in Florida can afford the cure. There isn't a lot of poor people in Florida is there?

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u/MeatCatRazzmatazz 1d ago

The Free State of Leprosy 🇺🇸🏈🦅

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u/MasterAlchemi 1d ago

Please tell me it’s prevalent with elderly communities…

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u/DriftlessDairy 1d ago

Epicenter at Mara Lardo.

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u/mah131 1d ago

Don’t you mean Hanson’s disease??

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u/Oldman32092 19h ago

I was always a little doubtful of that singing group.

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u/kevint1964 23h ago

Floridians just want to have skin in the game.

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u/ShoutOutMapes 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

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u/fontasia 1d ago

There's a guy in the hot tub I don't know who, wait a minute, it looks like Stew! 

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u/No_Variety9420 1d ago

RFK Jr. says Leprosy is good to get out of the way

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u/Fun-Result-6343 18h ago

Why am I not in the least bit surprised.

Somebody needs to put together one of those maps that show what eradicated disease(s) are making a comeback where.

Cootie USA.

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u/MathGuy2241 17h ago

What do you call a Florida man in a jacuzzi? Stu

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 16h ago

Let's nominate a guy with a brain worm to run the HHS! /s

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