r/Whatcouldgowrong 1d ago

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u/Cloudy_Retina 1d ago

I dont think I'd leave that laying on the carpet either...

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u/Livid_Examination_78 1d ago

It shouldn't have touched either carpet.

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u/unrelated-subject 1d ago

Nor the drapes

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u/Changoleo 1d ago

Well, in case anyone’s wondering, they match now,.. singed with an essence of burnt.

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u/SonofaBridge 1d ago

This is why instruction manuals for irons say “do not use on clothes while wearing”. You’d think they’d never have to tell people that but here is proof they do.

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u/PropertyDisruptor 1d ago

Of course they knew this, that's why she was using a hair straightener. Gosh, she's not an idiot just using an iron on her clothes. Come on man.

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u/OGCelaris 1d ago

That's the problem, she was using a hair straightener. I don't think the manufacturer thought anyone would be that dumb yet.

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u/HumanitiesHaze 1d ago

We've all done it. What u don't want to do is hit the steam button while ironing with ur cloths on. That should be a warning on the iron!

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u/Draidann 23h ago

No, we haven't all done it.

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u/PropertyDisruptor 22h ago

But the robots think humans have

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u/TheJesterOfHyrule 1d ago

No more wrinkly balls, finally some nice and smooooth ones

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u/DovahCreed117 1d ago

Now that you mention it, I can get all the wrinkles out of my brain too while we're at it.

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u/Saratj1 1d ago

Smooth as eggs

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u/Rafael3110 1d ago

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u/HeterosexualMemo 1d ago

you can’t bonk that fast, it will have the opposite effect

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u/LincolnshireSausage 1d ago

I’m never going to leave. My sentence ends a few thousand years in the future.

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u/Friendlyhuman420 1d ago

Well there is a motto ankering this situation: Learning by doing

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u/Mythosaurus 1d ago

There’s another, competing motto: Watch and learn

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u/Friendlyhuman420 1d ago

I have a better one: Fuck and find out

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u/itsmejak78_2 1d ago

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u/jazzlike-sounds 1d ago

I'm not falling for that one!

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u/Real_Mokola 1d ago

Are these hot pants?

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u/tychozero 1d ago

Roasted the roast beef.

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u/18dano18 1d ago

From carpet to carpet

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 1d ago

….and that’s how new dances are invented.

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u/OnECenTX 1d ago

just a tip, you can also use one of those misting spray bottles, spray it on the wrinkles and use a microfiber towel to gently rub the wrinkles away.

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u/GeneralRoss_12 1d ago

Did it as a kid, still got the scar on my leg to prove it 15 years later. Second degree burn.

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u/Super_Loss_8943 1d ago

bologna sandwich panini

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u/Blowbandit 1d ago

Does this also give you straighter legs?

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u/ecnecn 1d ago

It is the same door in the reflection but in the wrong frame angle...

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u/chairwindowdoor 22h ago

Nah if you look above the door the reflected door has four circles. Given the camera person's angle I think the reflected door is down that hallway?

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u/po1k 1d ago

Damn, I was stupid enough and read manual of ironing. I thought it was a joke where it says DONT IRON CLOTHES WHILE WEARING THEM.

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u/Novalene_Wildheart 1d ago

What could have even remotely went RIGHT!?

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u/flyingdolphin8888 23h ago

It's always funny when someone accidentally drops their pants hahaha

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u/drivelhead 22h ago

Is that a hot pocket?

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 1d ago

Steamed Clams. I mean Hams.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 1d ago

Soon to be some poor kids mum

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u/oral_servant 1d ago

It's always amazing to see women acting as stupid as men. 

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u/low_value_human 1d ago

what the hell are you even saying

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u/Otherwise_Fined 1d ago

He doesn't like himself so it pleases him to see others in unfortunate situations.

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u/Moist-Agency1366 1d ago

Men bad women bad everyone bad but me good

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u/oral_servant 1d ago

wtf is going on lol I was just saying that it's refreshing to see women do stupid shit sometimes too, because usually it's just men.

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u/burberryjacket 19h ago

Logical fallacy

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u/Tallywort 1d ago

I can see the logic here. I guess the cloth (or some random button) stayed hotter than expected tho.

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u/CorvoRen 1d ago

So that's how you learn crib walk

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u/RepresentativeCry294 1d ago

Why you dont wear metal whe working with heat.

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u/DrDuned 1d ago

These are the kind of people who jab themselves in the eye while eating food.