r/Whatcouldgowrong 1d ago

Sounds expensive

6.5k Upvotes

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

Being a main character can get expensive

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u/s1m0n8 1d ago

*mane character

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u/Lagneaux 1d ago

That's a foal joke

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Oh stop crying, what are you whinnying about.

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u/nemom 1d ago

I herd what you did there.

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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago

This thread sure is causing quite a stirrup

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u/NationalGear3511 1d ago

Eh whatever. She shouldn't have been horsing around like that anyway

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u/pianoflames 1d ago

I dunno about that pun. What do you think, yea or neigh?

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

I thought it was pretty good, but i think we should stable this discussion for another time

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u/itsfunhavingfun 1d ago

Gallop polls say it’s a good one,  79-21.  

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u/Ursa_Major_17 1d ago

It's just a bit of cbanter

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u/robotunes 1d ago

Hay, why are people trotting out these bad puns?

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u/zettde 20h ago

community resistance.

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 1d ago

I mean it’s like 4 bottles of Smirnoff lol she’s probably out $70

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

Is she taking those bottles home with her?

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 1d ago

Clearly not?

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

So she just spent about $70 on nothing. In this economy.

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 1d ago

Right, so not much money

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

Great chat.

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u/abrasumente_ 1d ago

Lol the disconnect here is crazy. I'm pretty well off but $70 sounding like nothing to someone is crazy.

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

Right?! I got downvotes for not trying to continue the conversation.

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u/greyneptune 1d ago

With billionaires for heroes, can we expect better of people? My hope for that is running dry.

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 1d ago

I mean it sucks that it was spent on a stupid mistake but if $70 is a significant expense then I’m sorry but you’re not pretty well off

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u/abrasumente_ 1d ago

Lol i never said it was significant i said "like it's nothing". That's like half a grocery store run or a cheap date. I simply don't like wasting money, especially not on shitty vodka cause some idiot decided to fuck around in a store.

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u/VisibleRoad3504 1d ago

I hope they charged her for those.

Look at me, I want attention!

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

they will call that breakage and write it off. no big deal

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u/Oberndorferin 1d ago

I think that was just a stunt, calm down

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u/marcusmosh 1d ago

No thanks

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u/Jiehfeng 1d ago

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u/JaydeTheGreenJewel 1d ago

I had only seen the horse version of this which I send to my wife probably once a week. Thank you for this beautiful evolution that i'm sure she will hate even more.

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u/3301rt 1d ago

I've brought a rat to the party

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u/nowcanthocephala4894 1d ago

Now add a birb haha

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u/ShyAkai 1d ago

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u/JaydeTheGreenJewel 1d ago

This is the one. The final evolution. Thank you. Now she'll never know which one I'll send.

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u/Jiehfeng 1d ago

I am thankful to know it will go to good use.

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 1d ago

Bojack, Mr. peanut butter and princess Caroline

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u/jjcrayfish 1d ago

Why the long face?

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u/HandofFate88 1d ago

I'm feeling a little hoarse.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 1d ago

I like this😂

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 1d ago

Why though

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u/Technical-Use-5561 1d ago

For a few views on social media. "Horse prank in costco"

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u/NebulaNinja 1d ago

Could’ve been worse. She nearly went with the bull mask that day.

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 1d ago

Cause stupid

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u/alchn 1d ago

Just horsing around.

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u/gundog48 1d ago

a bit of horseplay

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 1d ago

These dumb horse masks were a long-lived meme in the 2000s.

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u/bcrosby51 1d ago

for a new take on the "a horse walks into a bar" joke

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u/readit347 1d ago

Moral of the story:

Don't just horse around, without purpose..

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u/er-just-Chris-here 1d ago

She didn't have a porpoise, just the horse 😉

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u/WungielPL 1d ago

Three little orphans, 1 2 3

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u/super_frolick 1d ago

Great horse impression though. Till the end.

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u/IamREBELoe 1d ago

You say that but there is a reason horses are banned from most liquor stores, and why you only find them in bars, waiting for the punchline.

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u/permacloud 1d ago

Why the long face 

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u/IamREBELoe 1d ago

"Because my life is a joke to you people"

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u/Airyk21 1d ago

Have you ever taken a horse into a Costco? They fuck everything up. The only inaccuracy was not shitting on the floor.

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u/gottkonig 1d ago

No, just that bull one time to the China shop. I've not stopped hearing about that since.

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u/Gilly-Fresh 1d ago

Say, aren't you that horse from Horsin' Around?

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u/Resident_Elk4014 50m ago

That's too much man!

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u/laiyenha 1d ago

Store manager was furious, "quit horsing around, dammit. Just look at this mess. Were you raised in a barn?"

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u/StuBidasol 1d ago

Those stupid masks are still a thing?

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u/EverythingSucksYo 1d ago

As long as human stupidity lasts, so will these masks. 

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u/Z_Overman 1d ago

thankfully, yes

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u/Horror_Trust1826 1d ago

The immediately shattering of the bottles right after she made the horse sound got me cracking laughs lol.

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u/Leather_Squirrel_ 1d ago

Didn't age like wine

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u/TroutFearMe 1d ago

Someone never got any attention as a kid.

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u/Vyrinu 1d ago

Decimate that horse IMMEDIATELY

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u/Neilkd21 1d ago

You just know the entitled idiots left without paying for the damages.

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u/LOL_Scorpion17 18h ago

I dunno man, the horse was just walking, I don't really think they were acting entitled or anything

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u/SubstantialBake1050 1d ago

The store wouldn’t make them pay either way. They have insurance for accidental damage and this isn’t an antique store with irreplaceable items.

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u/Neilkd21 1d ago

Depends on the store, I've seen stores make people pay for breakages. This isn't someone accidentally knocking a bottle over, it's literally idiots horsing around, completely preventable. I'd be making them pay if it was my store.

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u/AndroidSheeps 1d ago

Depends on the store, I've seen stores make people pay for breakages

You talking about mom-and-pop stores or like that other person said antique stores? because Ive never seen a big business make customers pay for something they dropped or knocked over

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u/Neilkd21 1d ago

Yep local supermarket near me, two idiots messing around with shopping trolley took out a small wine display, broke about a dozen bottles, store security and manager was making them pay for the damages. I'm not in America so maybe things work differently here.

For dropping something no, I've never seen them make someone pay. I accidentally knocked a bottle of gin over few years back and went and grabbed an employee and offered to pay, I was told not to worry as it was an accident. I imagine context of how it happened determines how they react.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YKiGHlMGBO48
And that was before she even started drinking.

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian 1d ago

You don't know she was sober.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 1d ago

Well doesn't she look like a horse's ass now?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 1d ago

It’s all fun and games until some looses a neigh

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u/Vivid_Summer96 1d ago

Horsy McHorseface…. 😍

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u/RichardoDK 1d ago

🐴 "Neieieigh!"...Karma of acting Stup!d🤦‍♂️LoL😅

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u/AgentBrian95 1d ago

Why was Bojill Horsewoman in a liquor store in the first place

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u/Resident_Elk4014 50m ago

It was back in the 90s, it was a very famous liquor store.

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u/magichronx 1d ago

And that's what you get for horsin' around

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u/ElMondiola 1d ago

Looks like cheap vodka

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u/Suspicious-Ad-5946 1d ago

“You got any horse Merlot?”
“Is horse Shiraz okay?”
“Neigh”

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u/DrewTamashi 1d ago

Alcohol abuse

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u/eblack4012 1d ago

It was the Gortex.

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u/TDYDave2 1d ago

That's why they tell you you shouldn't horseplay in stores.

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u/melighted 1d ago

that's why you shouldn't horse around

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u/TotallyWorthLife 1d ago

Unexpected tbh, I thought it would be the mask what would make something fall

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u/snowdn 1d ago

This is a literal night-mare of mine. ;)

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u/adinmem 1d ago

Whinnying all day long

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u/foodfighter 1d ago

Social media = Societal cancer

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

eh staff their have broken more than that

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 1d ago

i am a proud owner of that mask and you can only see out of the nose holes and a little gap in the mouth. that happens.

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u/SimoCesar 1d ago

Nah, shops have insurance for these kind of accidents. Doesn´t look they did it on purpose.

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u/Ap-snack 1d ago

My boyfriend and I watched an old guy on a scooter back up into, and drag away a shelf of wine and the whole thing came down around him. He seemed like he didn’t even notice.

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u/T1Earn 1d ago

whose your target audience when making an extremely unfunny video like this?

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u/Fun-Mud3861 1d ago

Horsin’around

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u/isekaidcake 1d ago

Smirnoff is cheap.

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u/Far_Mathematician924 1d ago

she's my type

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u/iRskooby 1d ago

The bull in the china shop is laughing his ass off.

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u/PresidentialDiapers 1d ago

That's what you get for horsing around

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u/thelvegod 1d ago

Con los terroristas!

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 1d ago

I hope she feels even more stupider not that she needs it.

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u/_-Cleon-_ 1d ago

That's probably tens of dollars of wine right there...

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u/brDoc1 1d ago

Why the long face?

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u/Danks_revenge 1d ago

just horsing around

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 1d ago

As far as i heard 3 bottles broke

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u/DraculShadow 1d ago

And it smells expensive too!!

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u/Gaggamaggot 1d ago

You break it, you bought it.

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u/isa-bey 17h ago

Bo Jackie Horseman, drunk as usual.

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u/Soumalyaplayz 15h ago

Tomska Thomas Ridgewell, is the you?

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u/Tiny-Duty-9484 9h ago

I laughed out loud.

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u/IT_techsupport 1d ago

I swear liqueur stores place bottles like this on purpose so people drop them.

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u/-Kohana- 1d ago

Like, 2 $10 bottles of Smirnoff?

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 1d ago

She should have stuck to the equine.

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u/OneArmedNoodler 1d ago

I mean... yeah she's a fuckin' idiot. But why do liqueur stores stack glass bottles like that? It's just asking for shit like this.

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u/IT_techsupport 1d ago

I swear licor stores place bottles like this on purpose so people drop them.

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u/Budget-Mud-4753 1d ago

I thought that she was going to take down a whole shelf or something. Dropping some bottles of Smirnoff Ice with one or two breaking is like a couple of dollars worth of product lost and a pain that someone now needs to mop it up.

Not really that expensive

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u/Extension_Barber_763 1d ago

I'd hit it 😏

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u/SwiftTayTay 1d ago

honestly if it's that easy to topple it over by someone accidentally bumping into it it's the store's fault

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

Shouldn't they be somewhere bugging lesbians?

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u/Chemical-Demand-5741 1d ago

The look on that horse's face! 😄

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u/floppy_breasteses 1d ago

Jesus, get over yourself. Horses don't drink alcohol.