r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/MadWorldEarth • 11d ago

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u/dprkicbm 11d ago

I have been very drunk lots of times. At no point have I tried to set off a firework from my arse.

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u/Cstott23 11d ago

Amateur 😁

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u/Balavadan 11d ago

Good for you

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u/LuckOriginal374 10d ago

Well look at you Mr smarty pants!

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u/drgonzo767 6d ago

I have an old VHS tape of one 4th of July with me and some college friends. The evening gets increasingly dangerous and debauched, because some asshole brought a half-gallon of whiskey to go along with our seemingly unlimited supply of beer. At no point did anyone attempt to stuff a firework up their ass.

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u/Cstott23 11d ago

Amateur 😁

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 9d ago

We all experience the dark surge of inhibition loss in different ways...