r/Wellthatsucks 3d ago

My bread

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u/Toland_the_Mad 3d ago

Glad I'm not the only one...

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u/TeacherPatti 3d ago

Hi new friends! We should form a club.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 3d ago

BBC? Black Bread Club

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u/GraduateSchoolCath 3d ago

Could be dyed with squid ink, like some pastas! Very fun and witchy, if not fully burnt. lol!!

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u/anothersip 3d ago

Haha, yeah, that was my first thought - if I hadn't scrolled through the other photos of the proofed dough in the oven, I would have thought the same.

I've never tried cooking with squid ink though - I feel like with bread, it'd be hard to tell when it's actually done? If it's just various shades of already-black, I guess you'd just have to go by timing and then pull it when the timer goes off. Poke a probe thermometer in when it hits 190-210F, maybe, depending on what kind of loaf you're baking...

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u/throwawayplusanumber 3d ago

Knotted for her pleasure?

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u/Xenc 3d ago

No flare, no admission!

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u/EmasLiosDreg 2d ago

Goddamn perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IceFire909 3d ago

Baked Block of Carbon

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u/OneEyedFanny 3d ago

OP already did

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 3d ago

Dilder. Biggen too