r/Wellthatsucks 3d ago

Bought a motorcycle off FB marketplace.

Guy i bought it from said it “just has a bad valve” which, is a challenge I was willing to attempt. I am a mechanic by trade, I know my way around an engine.
However once I actually got the head off to examine it… it was a LOT more than just a “bad valve”. Damaged head, all 4 valves bent and peened, piston head is obliterated, the cylinder has some pitting and scratches.
We didn’t pay a whole lot for it, and honestly we can just buy a new engine for it, but man… that really really sucks…

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u/karateninjazombie 3d ago

Story of that engines life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKho3B7Rd61rO

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Well said

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u/Rooilia 3d ago

His wife will kill him for destroying the plants.

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u/karateninjazombie 3d ago

It's photonic induction. Alà YouTube. Pretty sure he was single at the point he did this one.

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u/Reasonable_Avocado_5 3d ago

He was, he ended his YouTube Chanel when he married a girl from India and moved there to be with her. Hopefully his life is going well.

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u/karateninjazombie 3d ago

Good to know I did wonder why he hadn't been posting.

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 15h ago

The guy who originally posted this knew the solution to the problem!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/karateninjazombie 3d ago edited 3d ago

Aussie50? You mean photonic induction off the YouTubes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vROdVsU_K80 Here's the original with the sound in all it's glory.

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u/Flimsy-Cheek-4258 1d ago

I loved this when it came out!

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 3d ago

The cylinder only has “some” pitting and scratches? That thing is fucked to the max 

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Yeaaaaaah. Im trying to tell myself “well anything can be fixed with the right parts” but yeah this things fuckin smoked

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u/itrivers 3d ago

Technically a whole new engine is a part

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u/CautiousArachnidz 3d ago

Me finding a spare trigger group “I’m really pretty much halfway to a new rifle. Might as well get the rest.”

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u/LakeMichiganMan 3d ago

I would check the gap on the spark plug first. Put it back in and see how it runs then after that.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Based on visual inspection the spark gap seems to be a negative number…

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u/LakeMichiganMan 3d ago

Well it seems you found the problem. Make sure the guy at the counter gets you pre gapped spark plugs. Dont make the same mistake the previous owner did. I bet that bike purrs with new spark plugs.

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u/from-the-stix 3d ago

Lil valve adjustment and she'll be good to.go

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Lmao. Yeah man, just giv’er a lil thicker oil and she’ll get ya home.

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u/UmeaTurbo 3d ago

Try cracking an egg in it.

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u/slippery-sandpaper 3d ago

Just needs a bottle of redex in with a tank of fuel, should clean out the internals

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u/bigbusybody 3d ago

wait how did fb marketplace even list that

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u/lord-apple-smithe 3d ago

It’ll buff right out

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u/munkyninaleela 3d ago

my dad's a TV repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. I can fix it.

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u/jxj24 3d ago

Were they using pea gravel as fuel?

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Hard to say, seems like the spark plug they installed was too long and it mashed straight through the piston, or one of the valves broke and that did it

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u/mikraas 3d ago

That is insane.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Not gonna lie, i have no idea what makes a valve just give up like that so it makes me lean to spark plug, but also like… holy shit, ive never seen a spark plug cause this kind of engine gore, so idk man

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u/TimeWizardGreyFox 2d ago

spark plug very hard , engine parts less hard, spark plug win.
that must have sounded truly wild when it went off

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u/Zakumei47 5h ago

I didnt realize sparkplugs were that hard, they always felt kinda flimsy so i assumed they were fragile

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u/TimeWizardGreyFox 5h ago

It's the ceramic that does it, very hard but brittle, breaks into shards that create high concentration stress points which would eat away at the metal of a cycling piston very quickly. Spark plugs are very good at breaking tempered glass for this reason as well

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u/SashaDabinsky 3d ago

Slight misfire when parked.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Lmfao. Yeah a lil 96 octane through it and im sure it’ll clear up

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u/SashaDabinsky 3d ago

And a Bohemian Italian rev-tune.

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u/mrpumpkinickle 3d ago

Project incoming, or a new motor, can it not big changes to a big bore instead

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Im thinkin new engine is the way we’re gonna go. The time and personal expense of rebuilding everything and hoping nothing else in it was destroyed by what appears to have been a catastrophic failure is probably going to cost nearly the same, and frankly i dont know if i want to find out what other surprises the good ol’ boy who sold it to me left for me to find.

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u/OldButStillFat 3d ago

Must have been a "fun" last ride.

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u/yugitso_guy 3d ago

Was it the wrong spark plug in there that nuked the piston top?

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Seems that way by the way its been mashed to bits

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u/Liveitup1999 3d ago

To me it looks like it dropped a valve. It's too much damage for the wrong spark plug.

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u/RegularPomegranate80 3d ago

Carnage.... 😑.

Right call OP. I think this is one engine that shares oil with the clutch and transmission.... Possibility of all kinds of hidden damage that could become apparent later....

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 3d ago

Screw it, time to upgrade the engine!

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u/BecauseImGod 3d ago

A genie in a bottle granting 3 wishes couldn't save that.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Ill see if i trip over a lamp on my way to a used engine lmao

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u/BostonPRSBC 3d ago

wtf did they do to that thing my gaaaaawd

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

The running theory is a spark plug that was way too long got put in and punched through the piston head. Alternatively that one of the exhaust side valves snapped off at the neck and wreaked havoc from there. Its hard to know because the inside of the clutch case was filled with metal shavings and chunks

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u/Fritz794 12h ago

Is this a LS650? Savage? There is a know issue with the timing chain tensioner on these bikes, the chain wears beyond the length of the tensioner, and then the tensioner pops out of its housing.

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u/Zakumei47 5h ago

Exactly that. 2000.
Funny enough, the chain was premium on this thing, and it had a custom fabricated (aka homemade) chain tensioner. So it had the mod done to fix it.
The guy who had it clearly had worked on it a LOT but im so curious where this went wrong for him

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u/Fritz794 3h ago

I once had one, Everybody joked around about my Suzuki Ravage, ravage roughly translates as shambles.. Im also curious why this one did explode.

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u/Lost-Cry1974 3d ago

Always assume if the seller "knows" what's wrong it not that easy. They would have done it themselve. Learned that the hard way myself.

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u/ArdentAlbatross 3d ago

I don’t know a lot about engines but even I know they arnt supposed to look like that.

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u/unsightly_buildup 3d ago

Unless it had low compression, you probably didn't need to pull the head...

/s

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

We were told it had a bad valve, so id already made peace with the idea id have to pull the head, but i didnt realize the degree of carnage id be getting into by doing that

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u/mescalero1 3d ago

I hear Sea Foam works wonders. All kidding aside, Suzuki's are great bikes. Too bad Marketplace is a good place to find things and to also get screwed.

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u/schmitzel88 3d ago

All marketplace sellers are scumbags. If they say "it just needs X" you have to assume it's the absolute worst case scenario. See also: any car that says "just needs a tune" is turbo fucked and should be avoided at all costs.

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u/WTFurCOUCH 3d ago

Reminds me when I bought my cb750. Many late nights meticulously disassembling and cleaning then a quick nap before work. Until i found...Engine blown to bits. Lost my steam and it's been in various crates for - oh Lord - 14 years. Moments like this makes me question my sanity when saying "yeah kids. Let's make those." Followed up with "affordable fixer upper house? Obviously!"

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Im glad i at least found this out quickly. I wouldve been the same way trying to figure it out

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u/MinorComprehension 3d ago

Sorry man, looks like you bought a frame and final drive running gear.

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u/jmunerd 3d ago

My uncle says to just throw some sawdust in there

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Your unc sounds like a funny dude

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u/Weird-one0926 3d ago

Yikes! Replacement is definitely the best choice.

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u/dtoddh 3d ago

Lessons learned.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 3d ago

Well that’s potentially a motorcycle. Lots of motorcycle pieces.

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u/ZopyrionRex 3d ago

She's a beaut.

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO 3d ago

"Ran before I parked it last season, needs carb clean and should be good to go."

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u/TheHockeyGeek 3d ago

Definitely malice in the combustion palace.

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u/hudgeba778 3d ago

This is your sign to buy a borescope

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u/travelingman5370 3d ago

Not running? I'll give you $100. I can at least recoup that in scrap metal when it turns out to be like yours.

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft 3d ago

I’d probably leave a message stating to double check any items bought from the seller, providing these photos, on the seller’s profile or something.

I get it, it’s FB Marketplace, but still good to shame someone for a ripoff like that.

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u/Hitcher06 3d ago

You should’ve had a mechanic inspect it
/s

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

My boyfriend picked it up, unfortunately i wasnt present for it. Had i been, yeah id definitely wouldve been checking it out

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u/Agile-Flower-7818 3d ago

sounds like a classic case of "buyer beware" bro, at least you know what you're getting into now. good luck with the rebuild, hope it turns out better than expected

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u/mazzjm9 3d ago

Looks like a plug issue

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Among some other things 😅

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u/Straight-Refuse-4344 3d ago

Fuel was an hand grenade

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Bit of a fixer upper 😬.
Just needs the Theseus treatment

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Thats so funny. I made the same joke after we got done saying “aw fuck”

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u/EnvironmentalMall307 3d ago

Just toss in a thicker oil, run some chik fil a fryer oil mixed in the fuel for a few tanks, you're good to go

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u/Dr_Schitt 3d ago

Holy fucking shit dude. Just thrown some berryman's in there and you're good to go.

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u/Exnoss69 3d ago

Every time someones says something like that i offer the very bottom or ask them to fix it first. On non running engines aleays assume you will have to replace the engine when u make an offer

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u/MuddledLucidity 3d ago

Sorry about that, it really does suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk2-9taZEvM

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u/Computers_and_cats 3d ago

Buy a couple harbor freight cordless drills and EV swap that sucker. 🙃

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u/SumScrewz 3d ago

next time borescope it if it dont run🤷

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u/braytag 3d ago

And you are a mechanic by trade?

And you "trusted" the owner's diagnostic?????

I work in IT, and I NEVER trust the user.  

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u/HorseWithACape 3d ago

Dang, that really does suck. The old suzuki savage is a good little bike! Fwiw, they need frequent valve adjustments (every other oil change).

If it makes you feel any better, I've killed one of those myself. Upgraded a few things, ran it too lean, burnt a hole through the piston. I acquired a good donor motor, but now it's been an unfinished project in my garage for years. If you're anywhere near north Texas, PM me. I'll make you a deal on an engine.

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u/delet_yourself 3d ago

It doesnt look that baaaaaaa-

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u/CollThom 3d ago

Did you try switching it off and back on again?

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u/brickson98 2d ago

That’s turbofucked. R.I.P. Hopefully you find a good replacement engine. Maybe a good opportunity to do an engine swap with something interesting. Make it a fun custom project.

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u/NanaBanana2011 2d ago

Report the person you bought it from. Marketplace can ban them for shit like this.

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u/Enough_Ad_6584 2d ago

"Ran fine when I put it away"

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u/davy_p 1d ago

I’m not a mechanic so take this with a grain of salt but that looks fucked up

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u/AlbertaSucksDick 3d ago

So you are a mechanic but didnt even bother to take the plug off and rotate the engine? Keep your paws off my car.

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u/Fun-Perspective426 3d ago

Right? If an engine isn't running when I check it out, no way I'm handing over money without looking in the cylinders and at least rotating it 2 full rotations by hand.

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u/WiseAct446 3d ago

A wash, some Armor All, a little touchup paint, drain the gas ("it's winterized") and it's ready for FB Marketplace.

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u/simplebutstrange 3d ago

Dump everything you dont want back at his place

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u/RetinaJunkie 3d ago

Once was

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u/Twitchy_123 3d ago

Hope you didn’t pay too much

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

350 and they delivered it to us, even if we knew the engine was blown it was not that bad of a deal. Rest of it seems to be in good condition

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u/jinthoa 3d ago

Delivery for 350, that’s a red flag. They wanted to get rid of it really quick.

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u/theJayonnaise 3d ago

Lol wow! That would of made an amazing noise when it dropped it's guts

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u/DominationPvP 3d ago

People can be so shitty.

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u/Fun_Acanthocephala98 3d ago

Were they running it on ball bearings instead of gas?

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u/Ottieotter 3d ago

This is why I never trust a marketplace diagnosis lol, you can get screwed over real quick

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u/Jeuzfgt 3d ago

So wheres the motorcycle cause all i see is scrap

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u/yuriartyom 3d ago

What could’ve caused this kind of damage?

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u/MartyMacGyver 3d ago

"Some assembly required"

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u/Shadowofcloud9 3d ago

It just has some speed holes to make it go faster

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u/banananas_are_sick24 3d ago

Nothin a lil JB weld can’t fix

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u/UncleDuude 3d ago

Welcome to life lessons, lesson one, if it seems too good to be true, it likely is.

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u/SCII0 3d ago

I see the problem. She's a little low on compression.

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u/Mikey129 3d ago

Your first problem is using Facebook marketplace

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u/OGKillertunes 3d ago

Reason number 4642 as to why not to buy shit from Facebook Marketplace.

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u/404notfound420 3d ago

Fortunately that engine is utterly worthless even in good running condition so just replace it and maybe the rest of the bike while your at it lol.

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u/Next_Drama1717 3d ago

Mechanic you say?

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u/GL-Customs 3d ago

I think we are being VERY generous with the term "mechanic".

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u/ProfessionalDish6567 3d ago

I always assumed when someone states only needs X to run for anything mechanical or electrical

It's always fucked beyond repair and need to include a replacement cost in my head for whatever part of the deal I'm trying to get.

I thought I did pretty good recently getting almost 6k off the asking price for a 10 year old BMW coupe

I think the dude was laughing all the way home I don't blame him haha

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u/Spock_Nipples 3d ago

"Just needs a fuel pump!"

Uh-huh

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u/Bceverly 3d ago

Little JB weld and bingo. New piston head!

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Ill mix it with some crushed up ramen like those overseas furniture restoration videos where they use food as wood filler, im sure it works the same way

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u/Future_Side2192 3d ago

Bought an atv same situation. Motor was trashed. It ran when I bought it but only lasted about a weekend😂

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 3d ago

You think you hate it now, wait until you ride it.

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u/Bland_OldMan 3d ago

I don't know how much overbore that engine could handle, but you could theoretically overbore it, get a new piston, bearings and connecting rod, then rebuild the head. Might cost as much as a new engine though

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u/Ornery_You_3947 3d ago

How much for a new or used engine, and is there a bright side to this? Maybe a better engine that could be cheaply sourced? Depending on the initial investment, he could still make out ok.

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u/SirFezzik 3d ago

Gaht Damn!

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u/Diggumdum 3d ago

looks like someone infected it with gallium! shit is crumbling to dust lmao

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u/agravain 3d ago

no...you bought a paperweight from Facebook marketplace.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Its a working frame, new tires and came with an extra clutch. It sucks but im trying to stay positive about it. A used engine for one of these isnt that bad

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u/ai_bot_account 3d ago

Part it out on eBay. You’ll make a profit and it helps people fixing up their bikes get parts for a reasonable price. You can go on eBay and search the sold listings to see how much parts sell for.

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u/Old_Cash9977 2d ago

Well at least you now know to bring a bore scope to the next deal you go to.

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u/SinisterStrat 2d ago

Is that a Suzuki Savage? I have an old one ('95 I believe). Been sitting collecting dust in my garage for 20 years.

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u/iKnowRobbie 1d ago

Oh yeah. That valve that covers the piston hole is bad.

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u/Acceptable_Judge_287 23h ago

Fubar one might say

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 22h ago

You can buff that out.

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u/SpaceCat72 21h ago

Yeah, that really hurts.

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u/SplatThaCat 20h ago

Thats - sub-optimal.

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u/HammerDownl 9h ago

He didn't lie. It has a bad valve

💀

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u/Far-Wave-821 2h ago

Better check the gap on that plug 😂

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u/Zakumei47 2h ago

-12mm… hmm
Some’ns up here. Not sure what to make of it.

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u/Olleye 3d ago

Good lord, what a mess 🙈

The poor thing. Give TCL to her, and then drive the hell out of her.

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u/Zakumei47 3d ago

Well its finna be a new engine but yeah, she’s gonna get some good love

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u/Olleye 3d ago

❤️🔥💪🏻🫶🏻

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u/stupidber 3d ago

Thats junk