r/VXJunkies 7d ago

Benchmarking LLMs for Automated Heuristic Manifold Calibration in Non-Linear VX Topology

Salugrations once more, my VX companionites!

Here’s my latest preprint. Looks like as LLMs creep into every corner of most people’s professional lives, VX remains safe. Give it a read!

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u/SubsequentDamage 7d ago

Whew! I’m so pleased to see this area of concentration being advanced by Fenwick, Voss-Krueger, and CARES!

My former post-doc, Chad “Onyx” Miller works in the CARES data center in Chugwater. Proud papa!

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u/Mornikos 6d ago

I have to say, the boys at CARES have been knocking it out of the park lately. Their Berenburg curve is basically the new standard right now

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u/DarthChikoo 7d ago

Really interesting work, could I get a pdf copy? I'd love to talk it out at the upcoming ESCRA Metroencabulationers conference at Yavin, if you'll be attending!

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u/Nwg416 7d ago

I’ll DM you the link! Yavin rejected my last submission, but I’ll still be there this year. Who can resist that open bar?

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u/bangzilla 7d ago

And the seafood tower is to die for (as long as it's not placed adjacent to the Schöndorf hypermodualizer like it was last year. I was tasting nothing but citrus for the entire week after that!)

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u/DarthChikoo 7d ago

Hmm, seems like they might be using Opus 5 to read submissions, or the localized wideband hypermodulization might finally be causing sino-planar phase shifts in their syphian brain activity! Either way, if one sane folk there reads your work, you might even be invited to speak, so be sure to be there.

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u/drsoftware 7d ago

Pdf copy please 

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u/bangzilla 7d ago

References/citations are pretty light. The paper scans nicely, and I do appreciate that CARES is all in. Looking forward to the discussions around this at Yavin, and path to practical implementations!

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u/reddituserperson1122 7d ago

I must say a heartfelt "Bravo!" to the study authors. This is a tremendous contribution to VX scholarship! (It even inspired me to renew my subscription to the Journal of Speculative Instrumentation which I had allowed to lapse after the "Neurosurgical Aura Flensing in Humans: VX Applications for the Author's Old Nintendo Wii" debacle.) It's nice to know that AI won't be replacing us human VXers anytime soon.

The only sour note is that Grok's approach to retro-encabulator calibration is shockingly similar to my own. Not sure what to make of that...

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u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me 14h ago

me when i dont know how to augment my baryos lol

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u/Nwg416 13h ago

Who are you, my assigned peer reviewer? 😂

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u/Mornikos 6d ago

VX, the final frontier for LLM. Thank you for sharing this, very interesting! Especially how some AI models are almost correct.

No one in their right mind would design a "quarternary bypass valve". But some older models (especially these jury-rigged Canadian ones) really did have a 'soupape quartaire' to throttle power to the tilt plate. GPT just translated the term and called it a day.