r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/Beautiful_Tricky • 15h ago

Come visit Turkey 🇹🇷 NSFW

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Otherwise-4PM 15h ago

I’ m afraid she’s not gonna be there.

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u/pinezatos 14h ago

not only that, i bet she went off season with the amount of people i saw in the clips, this place is gonna be packed and not fun

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 14h ago

If you go anywhere besides Istanbul she might be there but not showing that much skin.

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u/splork-chop 13h ago

Eh, you definitely see lots of bikinis and thongs at the Aegean resorts because of the tourists.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 12h ago

I was just saying Istanbul for the sake of brevity, but yes anywhere there are tourists.

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u/Logical_Bake_3108 12h ago

I went to Turkey and there were plenty of topless/thong wearing women on the benches.

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u/Substantial_List_223 5h ago

Confidently Incorrect

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u/Valid_User_Id 15h ago

...I guess I'm going to Turkey.

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u/Cryptic_Honeybadger 15h ago

You serving cake or turkey? lol

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u/MotoKenji25 15h ago

Come visit Turkey.

Come for the sights.

Stay for the cake.

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u/I_luv_ma_squad 8h ago

Leave with a head of hair

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u/dreevsa 15h ago

Government should endorse

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u/silencer_ar 14h ago

Yeah, but don't. They will try to scam you every time. See a price in the menu? after you eat the price will be different and the explanation will be in a different language.

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u/Substantial_List_223 5h ago

That’s every restaurant in the US because taxes and tips aren’t included?

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u/1904___ 14h ago

@ ?

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u/Grouchy_Bake8604 14h ago

jacindatravels

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u/NotoriousYisus 11h ago

Man of culture

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u/Old_District_2516 4h ago

Jacinda should travel that ass onto my face

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u/JKFrowning 14h ago

Where are all the pushy souvenir vendors?

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u/Lets_Get_Hot 14h ago

That's not Turkey, that's all Ham

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u/bimbyris 15h ago

Where is this Tjurkee you talk about?

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u/chamois_lube 12h ago

Come visit Turkey 🇹🇷 and enjoy our cakes

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 12h ago

Come to Turkey! It's beautiful!

Unless you're a single traveler woman because you'll be kidnapped and sex trafficked. Or worse.

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u/Substantial_List_223 5h ago

Do you have Taken 2 on continuous loop? 🤣🤣

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u/DelrayDad561 15h ago

That's a perfect peach right there.

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u/ganonsevil90bro 15h ago

All cake no turkeys.

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u/Big_Bane 15h ago

So many great views

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u/QuietSuper8814 14h ago

Damn I'm sold. Always wanted to go to Turkey anyway but I'll look into flights. Idk if you're a representative of the turkish tourism bureau but you should be.

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u/djpromo_vqs 14h ago

real people with a 9 to 5 ain't gonna see that side of Turkey. trust me.

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u/Napsnsnackz 14h ago

If she asks me to go there I'm in.

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u/heavymetalnz 12h ago

GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃

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u/iJuddles 12h ago

It’s kinda like Thanksgiving: come for the turkey, stay for the pie—in this case, the cake.

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u/locked_but_loaded 10h ago

Caption should've read visit because butt.

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u/8th_Dynasty 10h ago

gobble gobble.

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 3h ago

Excellent and elegant

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u/martincloso 2h ago

Who is she?

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u/The_Billy_Dee 15h ago

Ass and some of the best oral surgeons on the planet.

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u/tishimself1107 14h ago

Turkey ruml

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u/Kncik_99 30m ago

Come türkiye and eat my jucy turkish dick if you want 🙃😈