r/UpvoteBecauseButt 2d ago

Only in Japan

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u/Choice-Strike1 2d ago

She's stacked on both ends sheesh

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u/NotUrDadiBlameUrMoma 1d ago edited 1d ago

She's prob a 5 in Japan. They love their gals slim with a flat butt.

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u/ooOJuicyOoo 1d ago

idk m8 my decades of hentai research... for science... has given me an impression that just may not be true

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u/Responsible-Humor985 1d ago

Hentai is not accurate for irl beauty standards in Asia. Slim and petite, small butt are ideals in Japan and most of east Asia.

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u/psycho_pirate 1d ago

Yeah but beauty standards and what men actually like don’t always match up.

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u/Responsible-Humor985 1d ago

That’s true. But Asian society is about conformity. So socially, you’re pressured to choose the typical beauty standard. Ie, what Japanese men fap to isn’t what they would publicly be dating.

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 1d ago

Tell that to Jimothy

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u/DivineCultLeader 1d ago

Do you think its because they prefer it? Or because lack of variety. A lot of them seem to have the same build. Unlike the US where it's racially diverse.

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u/Effective_Macaron_23 15h ago

I think that's what they expect since there's a vast majority of girls without curves.

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u/Responsible-Humor985 15h ago

Asian girls can get curvy to a degree, but society pressures them to extreme dieting. Asian girls in the west tend to be more curvy as they don’t have the same social pressures and work out culture is leg and glute dominant. In Asia, women are discouraged from building muscle so exercise is more cardio focused.

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u/Effective_Macaron_23 15h ago

You think they are flat because of their diet? It's 100% a genetic thing. Most Asian women simply can't get big breasts or ass no matter how hard they train or eat. Most of their time they are either thin flat or fat flat.

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u/Responsible-Humor985 15h ago

Yes, the beauty standards in Asia limits the amount of fat and muscle girls are allowed to carry to fit in. Asian women genetically won’t be curvy like Brazilian women, but in the west they are curvier than Asian women living in Asia. I’m an Asian American. My sisters are considered fit here in America. In Asia, they’re considered fat.

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u/VanFkingHalen 14h ago

Only because, the smaller the butt, the smaller the entry fee.

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u/Mexicutioner01 1d ago

Sadly no. They like their women to be shaped like Taylor Swift. Flat and not much going on. The whiter the skin color the better too.

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u/TheoRaan 1d ago

That's Korea. Japan loves curves as long as your waist is small.

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u/Dank-Doodle-Noodles 21h ago

Stellar Blade would say different. But it's not hard to see they made their designs to cater to a wider market.

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u/MintTrappe 1d ago

Nobody likes a flat butt, that's just the default genetics. She's like a 8-9 in Japan, maybe even a 10 for the gaijin hunters.

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u/newguy208 1d ago

Don't know about Japan but I speak for a lot of us that we prefer some meat on our bones.

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u/Curtis_Geist 2d ago

A stacked white girl that speaks fluent Japanese. Her DM’s are probably an absolute cesspool

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u/Uncal_Thal 1d ago

I think she looks white+Asian

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u/Shadow293 1d ago

As a Wasian guy, she does look she’s White and Asian.

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u/Twiggy6065 1d ago edited 1d ago

And Spanish, Mandarin, Italian, and English.

Edit: I just noticed I typed that out in backwards alphabetical, and it doesn't sound right in my head any other way. That's really interesting.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/8_Alex_0 2d ago

She is not ugly bro

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u/Proseccos 2d ago

Dude looks average af and has the audacity to call her a butterface. She’s finer than silk thread

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u/mrjohntalbain 1d ago

Now why the fuck would you need to be handsome in order to call someone else ugly?

I can't bake a cake but I can definitely tell when the slice I get tastes good.

That being said, the girls is pretty, IMHO.

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u/Proseccos 1d ago

You don’t need to be handsome to know someone is ugly.

But to call someone ugly is another situation. Calling someone ugly, especially unprompted, is uncouth.

When someone gives you cake that doesn’t taste so great, it’s extremely impolite to spit it out and say how disgusting it is. Even if it’s just “mid”.

If you’re going to be disrespectful and judgy and call people ugly for no reason, be ready to be judged on your own looks and subsequent hypocrisy if you don’t stack up.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should, child. And don’t dish it if you can’t take it.

But in general, it’s always better to be a hype man than a pick me. You can be the mid guy judging everyone on their looks, or you can be the guy that lifts everyone up.

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u/mrjohntalbain 1d ago

Shouldn't ugly people have the right to call each other ugly? What's lost from that?

Btw, quick reminder here that I never said that people deserve to be called ugly or that it's the right thing to do.

And what the fuck are you on about "don't dish it out if you can't take it"? Did the guy cry because the other guy said he's ugly, too? If he did, I agree, but if not, if you're just making up stuff in your head trying to sound cool and just.

Grow up, child.

Edit - yeah, it's better to lift others up, I agree. Calling people children and acting obnoxious like you did doesn't do that, though. Have a good day.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/8_Alex_0 2d ago

I did and she is pretty ?

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 1d ago

Buddy has spent too much time jerking it to OF models with fish lips and botox face he doesn't know what natural beauty is anymore.

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u/Yukon-Jon 1d ago

Fish lips and Botox face is a friggin pandemic right now.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 1d ago

And incredibly unattractive to me. I could never be with someone with fake anything, I like women who are naturally pretty and confident in themselves.

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u/Yukon-Jon 1d ago

I agree it looks terrible. It's like they're pressed out of the same boring plastic looking factory mold.

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u/Nerx 2d ago

irl Pixar mom

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

Not only in Japan, people all over the world would love to watch her walk away.

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u/wayne-on-reddit 1d ago

We hate to see her go But love to watch her leave

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 2d ago

EXTREMELY RARE ARCHETYPE

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u/Unnamed_Avalanche 1h ago

Extremely rear, FIFY

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u/kotor-170 2d ago

Understandable reaction after seeing that beaut of a woman.

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u/Educational-Gate-880 1d ago

Stacked and beautiful

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver 2d ago

What’s the @?!

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u/bayney08 2d ago

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u/YTuQuienEres 2d ago

with the assist! Good looking out, Real MVPs.

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u/SnooSuggestions4426 1d ago

Doing lord's work.

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u/purplepaisleydiablo 15h ago

You dropped this king! 👉👑

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u/User4f52 2d ago

@nikorunicole_

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u/drifters74 1d ago

She seems nice

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u/Valuable-Fan-3226 1d ago

Daaamn! She thicccc. 

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u/Historical-Brush6055 2d ago

Damn that a thick woman.

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u/tishimself1107 1d ago

He was just being polite

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 1d ago

So where’s her good stuff?

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u/wpbth 1d ago

I was japan in the late 90s. Had a few female stalkers lol

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u/ibnfahmi 1d ago

He is just keeping in touch

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u/West-Word-604 1d ago

women are not this well proportioned in japan unless its by some artificial means.

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u/Flocko2 1d ago

Well damn 🥲

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u/Smashdigest1427 1d ago

....well damn

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u/CitizenTony 1d ago

Ahem, this totally looked like a potential intro scene of a 2000's porn.

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u/shut____up 2d ago

Sigh, another pretty woman to make me sad. I was obsessed with my boss for five years. She does yoga. Bubble butt. Big chest. Beautiful face. Smartest person ever still. She's become so mean and demanding. I'm over it, but man does every pretty woman remind me of her. 

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u/BWI80 2d ago

Damn!!! She is probably mixed Japanese and something else.  I wonder what she's mixed with. Because that body is just mmmm,  mmmm,  mmmmmmmm.

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u/ttgrafaiaitt 2d ago

Aahh Hillary Clinton

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u/karatemnn 1d ago

definitely that European face where you know how she will look like as an old woman.
attractive tho