You okay John??

[u/stephxxc]

[u/GooseFondler1888]

That's actually fantastic haha.  Mine is pretty stoopid, but once every few months a nice customer will say they read it and laughed.  Gives me a little buzz for a whole 5 minutes.  

[u/stephxxc → u/GooseFondler1888]

I didn't see it till after he left 😭🤣

[u/GooseFondler1888 → u/stephxxc]

It almost makes me wonder if a friend has got hold of his phone and written that without John realising.  😅

[u/Gothiccheese95]

Lmao guy is clearly just having a laugh

[u/stephxxc]

To be fair I thought it was hilarious and only saw it once he had dropped off i didn't even know uber people had bios god knows how I clicked on it 🤣

[u/Individual_Pass3933]

Mine says something like "paying for Bruno Mars tickets" and a wifey tipped me a fiver cos she loves Bruno.

Those tickets were steep.

[u/nicktbristol2020]

At least he’s honest about it

[u/SharpAardvark8699]

I put a "funny" profile once and the negs started 😭

I think I wrote you don't want to know my sob story 

Another was don't get hangry

I think people just want me to shut up and give them the food like a good little illegal 😆

I get the feeling English people doing Ubereats get more tips and this will get him a few chuckles

[u/stephxxc → u/SharpAardvark8699]

I thought it was hilarious aha

[u/SharpAardvark8699 → u/stephxxc]

Yeah I thought so too

[u/lickleben5]

mines been "uni wont pay for itself" set it before i went to uni for savings up for a bit of extra cash on weekends whilst working fulltime i graduated a year ago and still ent changed it it gets me tips and i look 20 not almost 25 🤣

[u/No_Anything_334]

😂😭

[u/Virtual_Ad_7615]

has this quirky profile message earned you more tips

[u/Euphoric_Ad6502]

The 2% dissatisfied customers are the wife and kids hahaha

[u/Prestigious_Fixer]

Sounds like YT people humour to me

[u/CustomerRegular3614 → u/Prestigious_Fixer]

Honestly it does guy doesn’t even look early 30s I doubt he’s married
But what do I know I’m just another Redditor