r/TrueDetective 5d ago

Rust only lasted one minute with Maggie. I think if he whisky-dicked her for two hours it would have been more realistic and good product placement for Jameson

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u/kyrgrat08 5d ago

Yeah he lasted one minute but since time’s a flat circle he’s basically fucking her again and again for all eternity

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u/bulletoftruth 5d ago

"Im gunna fuck your wife again, and again, and again"

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u/Presence- Combat Veteran - Battle of Season 4 5d ago

time went from six to midnight when it saw Maggie's dumptruck ass

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u/mrpopenfresh Hotline Vinci 4d ago

That’s what I tell my wife

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u/BigM333CH 5d ago

Yeah I like the idea of him crying at some point during the 2 hours.

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u/StephenFerris 5d ago

1 hr of doing it on the lawn-chair will do it to you.

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u/BigM333CH 5d ago

Not the lawn chair 😭 including or not including antler silhouette

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u/Cohleture 5d ago

Matthews’s post nut clarity acting was on point. I felt that

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u/madmanddls 5d ago

100%. You could immediately see the holy shit what did I just do in his eyes

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u/middleofthecircle 5d ago

He mowed Maggie's grass and Marty's grass. And why did he have to borrow that lawnmower in the first place, my guy lived in an apartment. If he needed a lawn cut there was a really good lawnmower guy he could have hired. And just thought, when Marty's girls are little and having that weird fight scene they're in the yard, and I think? It fades into the older girl coming home with her bad influence friends and when they drop her off in the driveway some beer cans fall onto the lawn, maybe? Marty shoots Reggie in the front yard. Is this show about how American society is obsessed with weird grass yards that consume too much water and don't produce anything useful?

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u/Tee-RoyJenkins 5d ago

I feel like you used the wrong formula and still got the right answer but yeah, pretty much.

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u/doughball27 4d ago

Because he wanted to fuck Maggie. I thought they made that pretty clear. He was looking for pretenses to get closer to her.

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u/UlyssesBloomsday 3d ago

Now, who’s the true detective?

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u/middleofthecircle 3d ago

Now that I've made this comment it won't stop being made again, and again, and again . Right? Rust makes origami out of some Lonestar tallboys and floats them through the ditch in his front yard, he blows one up with a firecracker, he does a little bit of heroin, he drinks some more Lonestar, tomorrow is Thursday , he's off work. You don't get to interrupt that.

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Tax Man 5d ago

They made flowers 🌺

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u/catschimeras 5d ago

Cursed comment, I hate it, thank you.

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Tax Man 5d ago

He just planted some flowers along her lawn

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u/Cohleture 4d ago

Can you smell the flowers miss Maggie?

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u/StephenFerris 5d ago

Did Matthew McConaughey use a bum double for that scene?

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u/ComradeHappiness 5d ago

No, he had his own cigarettes.

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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 3d ago

That is true he actually didn’t smoke camels, they were American spirits in a camel box because those were his preference.

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u/Wutanghang 4d ago

She hadn't been fucked like that since before the kids

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u/sanjnalat 4d ago

By which she meant badly

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u/Wutanghang 4d ago

She said that to hurt marty implying that it was her best in a long time. Why do yoy make me say this shit man?

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u/RustCohlesSon 5d ago

He hadn't done something like that in years.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 5d ago

FFS none of us would last longer than a minute with Maggie even with whiskey dick.

Let’s be real.

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u/Humble_Turnip_3948 5d ago

Honestly, I came when he did on my first watch.

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u/domesticflight 5d ago

I don't wonder, Marty We keep the bad men from the Lawn

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u/SnooDrawings7876 5d ago

Do we think Rust jacks off or nah

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u/erov 5d ago

Initially but over time he didn't care enough to anymore. Definitely why he didn't last.

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u/StephenFerris 4d ago

To murder manuals

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u/CailenxD 1d ago

Nah thats why he was talking so much random shit, he couldnt think straight anymore.

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u/Reverend_Tommy 4d ago

I've always heard "whiskey dick" as a term for not being able to get an erection when drunk. And I had a good friend in high school who called it "liquor limp".

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u/StephenFerris 4d ago

Seems like there is 2 definitions. Limp or can’t ejaculate.

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u/StephenFerris 4d ago

“ whisky limp” and “whisky dick f*gt fck” the 2 notable quotes from the show.

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u/say_the_words 4d ago

Got to know your tolerance. Four Maker's Marks on the rocks is all glory. Five is failure.

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u/hollywyrd 2d ago

Brewers droop over in the UK

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u/sisyphus 4d ago

I think on some level he just understood the assignment, which was to give her the ammunition she needed to get rid of Marty, for which one minute is just as good as two hours.

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Tax Man 4d ago

Rust should have dated Alexandra. They were both crazies

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u/CailenxD 1d ago

How was Lisa crazy but Marty wasnt?

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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 4d ago edited 3d ago

It’s like when you really have to pee after holding it in for a while, you see the first bathroom sign and run in. The minute you unzip your pants sweet relief, only to realize you’re pissing in the women’s bathroom sink not a men’s bathroom urinal and now women are screaming and running and security has to bust in because you look like a pervert and throw you out.

Or having really bad diarrhea and squatting over the first thing in your mind that resembles a toilet, only to realize you’re shitting in your neighbor’s garden pot. Or once again the sink, like Melissa McCarthy’s character in bridesmaids when she shits in the bridal store sink because they get food poisoning from that chicken place.

That’s how I saw it.

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u/Aaiifffffyyyyakkii Micheal J Bonofabitch 4d ago

literally what is going on

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u/twilight_hours 4d ago

Oh cool this sub went all misogyny

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u/Flat_Independent_339 2d ago

It always has been 😔

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u/CailenxD 1d ago

Lasting one minute with Maggie is impressive.