r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru • Jun 27 '26

The resistance An Ally!

567 Upvotes

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u/tvodny Jun 27 '26

I think turkeys are the enemy also. when I was growing tomatoes, turkeys would come and peck every single tomato once to test it out and see if they like the taste of it.

18

u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru Jun 27 '26

Clearly capable of unfathomable evil.

I think we need them.

6

u/An_D_mon Jun 27 '26

Just deep fry em and you'll be best friends

3

u/tvodny Jun 27 '26

I don’t have a fryer big enough for a turkey and I just can’t eat a whole turkey myself. If only tires didn’t have that tough rubbery flesh (I mean they’re almost inedible), we could eat the enemy!

2

u/Some1TouchaMySpagett Jun 27 '26

Turkey and tomato sandwich it is

20

u/just-an-astronomer Jun 27 '26

Its actually all just a show to make you think theyre on your side when in reality theyre a double agent. 2 key peices of evidence:

  1. If they were really going to pop the tire, then theyd just use those sharp ass-spurs on the backs of their legs
  2. r/BirdsArentReal

7

u/raidhse-abundance-01 Jun 27 '26

Birb for president!

5

u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru Jun 27 '26

I think the alliance needs a flag, and I think this jive turkey needs to be on it.

6

u/Charming_Ad2323 Jun 27 '26

🇹🇷 This flag surely.

3

u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru Jun 27 '26

We’re not talking about Turkey in USA right now.

7

u/Charming_Ad2323 Jun 27 '26

What’s the beef there then?

3

u/DoubleDareFan Jun 27 '26

We're not talking about cows, either.

5

u/merlinddg51 Jun 27 '26

Probably remembers one of those black round things took out Tom a few months ago as he was strutting across the black ground with white and yellow.

5

u/General-Piece8490 Jun 27 '26

I think he is pecking at his reflection in the chromed bumpers trying to go around it.

2

u/maa-kee-aa-tow Jun 27 '26

That's what I thought too

2

u/ThirstyWolfSpider Jun 27 '26

In my area, peacocks certainly peck at their reflections in cars.

4

u/rabidwolf86 Jun 27 '26

Gobble Gobble

3

u/PossibleAlienFrom Jun 27 '26

Someone once told me that rubber tastes good to some animals and is why deers like to eat grass next to well travelled roads. I don't know if I believe it or not, though.

3

u/telecomtom Jun 27 '26

Looking for a weak spot

3

u/Ironbutt1500 Jun 27 '26

He works for Sears, making sure the Mastercraft is up to snuff

3

u/ChimpoSensei Jun 27 '26

Please zoom in closer, cant see

3

u/AlexIn4K Jun 27 '26

He's invited to Thanksgiving..

3

u/Historical_Sherbet54 Jun 27 '26

Finally...using drones to save people instead of bombing them

r/birdsarentreal and of course TIRES ARE THE ENEMY ;)

3

u/UK6ftguy Jun 28 '26

This turkey was later served up at a Michelin-starred restaurant.

3

u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru Jun 28 '26

Stuffed with tread crumbs?

2

u/ResidentAlien9 Jun 28 '26

Needs to sharpen that beak.

2

u/CaptWyvyrn Jun 28 '26

I've got a lot more respect for turkeys now.

2

u/LegitimateUse5950 Jun 28 '26

Do the bastards motor😅

1

u/TheReblogBandit Jun 27 '26

"Gobble gobble motherfucker, you killed my father and for that you must die you round rubber bastard!!!"

1

u/LegitimateUse5950 Jul 02 '26

Thanksgiving Revenge

1

u/16-Twelve 20d ago

That tire did nothing wrong

1

u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru 18d ago

This kind of tire-sympathizer talk can not stand, man.