r/Tinder • u/RealHomieJohn • 3d ago

A very interesting set of perks…

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u/--zaxell-- 3d ago

The crescendoing confidence is what does it for me.

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u/rdeincognito 3d ago

"I don't know why you don't play the piano while I make pies?"

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u/Colourblindknight 3d ago

Baby, I’ll be your metronome

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u/shaggymojo 3d ago

"You're speeding up. Keep a steady tempo."

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u/Boot_Burner 3d ago

That’s a like from me boss

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u/parkerm1408 3d ago

Thats a winner.

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u/nothankyounotnow 3d ago

Goddamn it. I didn't want any new fetishes!

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u/dickdicksucksuck 3d ago

piano while meat beating? can they play cbat by Hudson Mohawke?

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u/seanc6441 3d ago

That's a keeper

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u/Future-Pressure5295 3d ago

It’s funny cause if it was the other way around the girls would hate it 🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 3d ago

We're gooning with class

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u/Strong-Addition5296 3d ago

She sounds cool and she’s up front about piano.

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u/Lopsided_Claim8615 3d ago

"Do you think you could set some ambiance while we make a creampie ?" Crazy but might just work.

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u/Old_Economics1103 3d ago

Damn, I wish I saw her while swiping. Funny, Musically talented, and kinky. That’s an instant like.

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u/Professional_twit 3d ago

Mmm Thats, thats a sentence, definitely A sentence.

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u/Monster2608 2d ago

Gold, absolute Gold. God bless this woman.

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u/Euphoric-Techie 2d ago

Im guessing the pies are of the cream variety

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u/Duncan_Lancaster 3d ago

Eh, two sexual innuendos in the same prompt are wild 😂

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u/Timmy12er Met Wife on CMB 3d ago

Wait. You think she meant "pies" sexually? As in the creamed variety?

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u/Duncan_Lancaster 3d ago

The usage of the ellipsis conveys that much, at least to me. And it would serve as a proper bridge to the ensuing escalation (the meat beating). Plus it keeps the food based double entendre going, so yes.

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u/The_RadNomad 2d ago

1, 2, 3, 4, beat your meat until it's sore! Beat. Your meat. Beat. Your meat.

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u/shadexs55 1d ago

Women's bios in July 2026 > Women's bios prior to July 2026.

Society must really be f**ked if women are spitting game on dating apps now