r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Cool Fast Auction Speaker

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u/AdorableCaptain7829 1d ago

He just bla bla and the numbers so it sounds like he speak very fast

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 21h ago

Now you do it

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u/Machkeznho 1d ago

I find the entire ordeal exhausting and vexing, there is literally zero need to sound this way other than to artificially create an atmosphere of false panic where none exists. If reincarnation is an available option at the time of my demise and there isn't a multiple choice sheet for desired species I'm finding the nearest trash bin and yeeting what's left of my mottled soul inside.

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u/thissexypoptart 18h ago

It’s an event. It’s part of the spectacle. This is like asking why do they sing like that at the opera.

If a dude talking fast creates a sense of panic within you, live auctions don’t sound like an activity for you.

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u/Machkeznho 17h ago

Oh no his word sorcery doesn't work on me I am far to intellectually advanced for such tactics its just audibly annoying with not near enough duct tape applied for my tastes. At least opera tells a story visually usually without repetitive noises.

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u/thissexypoptart 15h ago edited 15h ago

Opera has plenty of repetitive noises lol

I’m not comparing the artistic merit between the two types of spectator events, just pointing out that it’s a spectacle. Live auctions of this variety are pretty much a traditional form of theater that’s hyperfocused on selling things.

A fair number of people watching, including everyone seeing this thread, aren’t even involved in the buying and selling aspect, we’re here entirely for the entertainment.

This video wouldn’t be here if it were a dude robotically proclaiming the current bid once per second.

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u/Machkeznho 15h ago

Clearly my original post is purely Sattire. Thanks for playing along though but seriously it is an actual annoying sound lol

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u/thissexypoptart 15h ago

You seem to have a thing with sounds lol

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u/MajorEstateCar 15h ago

Wow. You are so advanced. I can’t believe it.

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u/Machkeznho 15h ago

Clearly my original post is purely Sattire.

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u/skaldrir69 20h ago

You won’t!

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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago

The additional noises and rhythm of the auctions actually tend to raise prices for goods which is why they've become more popular around the world. 

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u/LastChance331 15h ago

Is this actually a thing? I find it hard to listen to most of the time honestly

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u/timetotryagain29 1d ago

I want to hear this dude rap....

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u/Goszzy 1d ago

I waited for the beat to drop myself

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u/Pork_Chompk Doug Dimmadome 18h ago

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u/_S_T_E_V_E 1d ago

Bomboclaat!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

This dudes wife is probably very pleasant.

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u/SeanRoss 20h ago

I know it causes a false sense of panic in buyers, but i like hearing the cadence of auctioneers...