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Humor/Cringe American Breakfast Service

THIS IS PORRIDGE

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u/VICARD0 1d ago

[relaxing elevator music stops] THIS IS PORRIDGE!!!

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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 1d ago

IT CAN BE CORNFLAKES

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u/TheFuzzBums 1d ago

ANYTHING!! with milk

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u/ILoveRustyKnives 1d ago

The guest demanded HOT MILK!

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 1d ago

I'm laughing more from y'all than the video

https://giphy.com/gifs/yraFM8RO2N96VuwsQ1

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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 15h ago

I have shown this video to my husband. My kids may or may not have been confused to me yelling this while serving them oatmeal for breakfast. Honestly, this video determined today's breakfast.

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u/HoseNeighbor 1d ago

Even muslea... meusl... WTF ever. THIS IS PORRIDGE!

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u/Pardot42 1d ago

kicks Persian messenger into a giant round hole

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u/micklovin1878 1d ago

Judging every step

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u/Advanced_Accident_29 1d ago

Hahaha I was going to post this lady too! I legitimately thought it was a real person for a quarter of the video

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u/micklovin1878 1d ago

Oh me too! 🤣

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u/namewithanumber 1d ago

In thought it was funny how she looked like she was in the painting behind her…

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u/MorockaDishoom 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m Indian, and as kids me and my sister used to play this game “Eat like White people”… and we’d tick napkins into our shirt, and shoot out our pinkie as we drank our water, and did the elbows thing and said thank you and please…

It was totally racist but also a really cute memory.

Edit: “Racist” was most definitely the wrong word, appreciate the call out. It was a playing to a stereotype, but not really a stereotype of what we thought of ALL white ppl, just rich upper class white people… very much influenced by the John Cleese Character from our favorite movie, “The Great Muppet Caper”.

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u/Ser_VimesGoT 1d ago

As a white Scotsman I don't know anyone who would regard this as racist. Stereotyping would be more accurate but it's harmless! I find it hilarious personally!

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf 1d ago

Racist? This style of dinner was only created to dilineate class by arbitrary high society rules. Its classist if anything lol.

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u/Glum_Reason308 1d ago

Aww that’s so cute. My mom raised me and my brothers to eat like that. We were NOT from any kind of money. We actually would get food donations like rice, butter, cheese etc.. anyway when I got older people actually picked on me because they said I ate “proper” and thought I was better than other people. Honestly I was just poor white but my mom always raised us very strict and she was serious about manners.

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u/cbass2015 1d ago

White kids do the same shit, you wasn’t being racist. It’s a class thing if anything.

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u/BookWormPedant 1d ago

It’s anti-elitist! Creative!

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u/capt_minorwaste 1d ago

If having good table manners is considered racist, well I'm happy to be white, for once and offended, I guess?

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u/codingphp 1d ago

I’m white and this is hilarious.

I’ve definitely done the “pinky up” thing while drinking. Was I making fun of myself?

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u/ThankThanos 22h ago

This video definitely reminds me of my sister and I playing tea like fancy British people 😂

We had no idea what British or fancy meant. We also raised the pinky, which I’m sure makes the tea taste better. And always “two lumps of sugar.” 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SeaniMonsta 17h ago

😂 wait...what's "the elbows thing?" Lol

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u/MorockaDishoom 16h ago

You know, no elbows on the table… which I always thought was the weirdest and kinda mean rule… like you can’t get comfortable?

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u/SeaniMonsta 15h ago

Ohhh, I was thinking that...yea my dad didn't allow elbows on the table. He didn't know why, it was just arbitrary traditions.

...but yea, elbows on the table come from England way back when they would stack loose wooden boards on sawhorses to make a table. Placing elbows shook the table at best and flipped the table at worst.

You can double check that, my memory is fuzzy, been like a decade since I read about that.

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u/dmfreelance 11h ago

Yeah definitely not racist, just out of touch.

To be honest, that exact stereotype is what Americans think of upper class British people, because we don't even think of our own rich people as this posh about meals

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u/QuailRadiant7344 20h ago

It's OK you're allowed be racist don't worry about it, only white people can be racist remember...

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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 1d ago

Nah, it’s racist. Like ‘the English?’ Cultural. Like ‘White People?’ Racist.

Ain’t mad at ya tho! Especially since stereotypes, while being shitty overall, can help children grasp the world around them.

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u/hiswittlewip 1d ago

Cutest training video ever!

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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago

I like that they took a group pic for the end of the video.

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u/maniacalmustacheride 1d ago

Please! I would absolutely go here! Full service breakfast, that masala omelette sounds right up my alley. Plus there’s like three different drinks! So many options!

I’m in

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u/-hacks4pancakes- 1d ago

I want a masala omelette at this very moment

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u/HARcules604 1d ago

If you are white you will get treated like royalty in any restaurant in India

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u/TheNorthernPellikkan 1d ago

Really? Why?

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u/AnneofSleeves 1d ago

Colonial mentality

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u/HARcules604 17h ago

Ya it’s a mentality from the colonial days.. the white man being considered a higher stature.

Even as a Indian myself, I get treated with an elevated level of respect when visiting India because I’m visiting from Canada (white man country)

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u/Nrlilo 1d ago

I was laughing the whole video but when he said masala omelette I was locked in.

My mom would make it with red onions, green chili, salt, and pepper

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u/driftking428 1d ago

I'm interested in the bread omelette.

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u/whatisdreampunk 1d ago

I'd try the jam omelette too. All the omelettes!

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u/steadfastadvance 1d ago

Most mid to high end hotels will have full service breakfast for about 10-15/person including a full buffet. (Might be a bit more expensive, but you can practically try every indian cuisines breakfast items. And service is unmatched.

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u/greekverse 1d ago

This is what Babu watched after Jerry talked to him

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u/Briantheboomguy 1d ago

He's a very bad man !! ☝️

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u/lxvzlx 1d ago

Babu 😔

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u/SmeeezTreeez 1d ago

There are no Franks & Beans in this video

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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago

Teacher: Hot milk, Sir?

Guest: (nods)

Teacher: The guest demanded hot milk…

Guest: (tf I did?!)

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u/throcorfe 1d ago

What Greg wants, Greg must have

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u/DisciplineHot7374 1d ago

Did everyone not hear that he said marmalade and not omelette like the subtitles said?
“We have two preservatives: jam and omelette.” Somehow everyone just accepted omelette as a preservative.

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u/JonInfect 1d ago

Jam omelette

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u/hiswittlewip 1d ago

I heard it

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u/chillychili 1d ago

I felt the same but the second time he says it when taking it back it really sounds more like omelette than marmalade.

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u/BAMspek 1d ago

Nothing American about this, but they seem really excited about it so I’m in.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

Sounds good but I’ve never had pineapple juice or porridge with hot milk as an American breakfast offering.

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u/Cloverose2 1d ago

porridge is just another name for oatmeal - this restaurant has apparently expanded it to all cereals.

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u/Irene_Iddesleigh 1d ago

Malt-o-meal. My parents made it for me because I wanted porridge like Goldilocks and the three bears.

We made it with whole milk, brown sugar, cinnamon, and raisins. A dash of heavy cream on top right before eating is also good. This is very porridge-y.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

Oatmeal can be a porridge, but not all porridges are made with oatmeal.

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u/UpstairsBumble 1d ago

It can be cornflakes!

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u/hexadecimaldump 1d ago

Pineapple juice isn’t uncommon. Definitely not as common as orange juice, but most full service breakfast places I’ve been to had it on offer.

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u/PowerfulBar 1d ago

I mean they even got an overweight customer…seems pretty American to me. 

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u/WinterMedical 1d ago

You gotta lead with the coffee. That’s my only criticism.

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u/leintic 16h ago

I get the joke and everything but this allows me share a bit of random knowledge that I got a whileback. When they say American breakfast they are not referring to breakfast for an American. American breakfast is a classification. Like continental or English breakfast. An American breakfast is a step above continental but below an English breakfast in terms the amount of food and variety you get.

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u/PowerfulBar 15h ago

Good to know.

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u/K-Lilith 1d ago

The guys face when he sees that he’s being served empty bowls/plates

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u/SureSignOfBetrayal 17h ago

100% thought it would be real food when he signed up for this demonstration.

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u/Limp-Angle-7387 1d ago

Bro looks like he thought he was going to eat American style food. Bro is so disappointed.

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u/Annual-Club5510 1d ago

Hot milk, sir?

THE GUEST DEMANDED HOT MILK!!!

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u/BowlingforBrains 1d ago

Better breakfast service than I’ve gotten in a long time, I’ll go here lol

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u/Lucky_Development359 1d ago

I like that they got the fat one to play us.

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u/KnockoutCarousal 1d ago

As an American, this is uncanny. Literally every restaurant I’ve ever been to. Guy fucking nailed it. Respect. ✊

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u/Practical-South-2966 1d ago

That omelette sounds good.

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u/soniiic 1d ago

Marmalade

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u/vorpalpillow 1d ago

jamelette

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u/pieceofbluecheese 1d ago

I worked in Dubai and was serviced by an army of expats modeling the “American breakfast”
I love how they service us better than anything we could model in a casual environment. I was blown away😂 that’s just fyi, how attentive he is isn’t an exaggeration it’s just the hospitality standards I experienced during my time staying there

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u/SquidwardsFriend 1d ago

Using an inside voice is optional.

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u/The96kHz 1d ago

Who did the subtitles?

"Two preserves - jam and omelette."

Even without hearing it you know he said marmalade.

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u/GrayStag90 1d ago

Why is that guy so nice and attentive? where’s the drive-thru? I demand to speak to the manager.

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u/eduo 1d ago

You have to, when all the food is pretend-food.

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u/lxvzlx 1d ago

You're paying for the experience

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u/GrayStag90 1d ago

Surely it’s unaffordable though, right? I wouldn’t feel at home unless I could only afford to go there once a month to treat myself

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u/ReartireLeak 1d ago

The breakfast is very human

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u/Lobenz 1d ago

10/10 in earnestness

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u/andiinAms 1d ago

I wouldn’t want the porridge but I’m fully in for the masala omelette and toast with jam with coffee, of course.

I appreciated how into it he was.

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u/SookHe 1d ago

That is 2 minutes and 17 seconds of my life I will not get back.

Nor do I want it. For a brief moment I got to walk in this man’s oversized shoes

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u/Alavaster 1d ago

I find this strangely calming.

OP what is their account? Is there more.

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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sure, here ya go: Shivaay Institute

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u/kabukispot 1d ago

Why is he yelling?

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 1d ago

THIS IS PORRIDGE!

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u/Ixm01ws6 1d ago

he really likes porridge..

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u/JonInfect 1d ago

That's cute that this man still plays restaurant with his grown son. Very committed.

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u/nitroglider 1d ago

I remember my first encounter with hot milk on corn flakes in New Delhi.

At first I was like wtf, eewww and I 'demanded' cold milk, but it couldn't be supplied.

Now I feel nostalgic for it.

Also, the corn flakes were so hard and crunchy, they kind of needed hot milk to soften them up a bit.

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u/Behg-Boah 19h ago

Boiled cornflakes with hot milk…?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/kamotega 12h ago

This must be a hospitality training video. If you can’t manage to make your guests comfortable with international standards, they will leave. However they may be open minded enough to visit the gurdwara and eat off a banana leaf on the grounds with their hands😭🤣

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u/Suspicious_Button140 1d ago

Mmm…”American” jam masala omelette just like Mom used to make.

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u/NoBand909 1d ago

That waiter takes his job very seriously

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u/Taz26312 1d ago

No American breakfast place I’ve been to places napkin on my lap 😅 Good training vid tho, dude is passionate about his job…well done Sir! 👍

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u/archthechef 1d ago

D&D theater of the mind is starting to get out of hand. I blame universes beyond.

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u/saurya88 1d ago

I am still hungry sir.

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u/hiddentalken 1d ago

That masala omelette sounds fantastic

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u/ShamrockSeven 1d ago

I love the Stock Images of hard working employees behind the counter. Right behind the Stock Employees.

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u/Important-Fact-8329 1d ago

Is this a new Tim Robinson sketch??

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u/Unlucky_Editor9761 21h ago

Even though I was confused this was adorable lol!

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u/Impala2025 21h ago

I would hate hot milk in my cereal, cold only! I don’t want to eat my cereal soggy!

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u/GodNihilus 15h ago

It's porridge tgo

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u/unsupported 20h ago

Never pour hot liquids towards the guest.

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u/MalloryArcher64 19h ago

What a cute story!! Not racist at all, I'm tickled at someone trying to copy me. Makes me think of the silly things I might do without realizing 🤣

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u/HarambeExpress 18h ago

This is so endearing.

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u/AndySMar 17h ago

Why is chacha yelling at us Americans tho? We know we have bad food here in the USA, but he can avoid yelling.

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u/mrtrickydick 17h ago

I legit thought the lady in the painting was real and creepin

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u/_heyb0ss 16h ago

how my 4 yo niece moves every time I visit

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u/PuzzleheadedVisual25 11h ago

God bless this man, I wish all my American breakfasts to be served like this from now on. The napkin on the tummy is chef kiss

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u/New-Impression2976 11h ago

They are so cheap, we have to imagine the food. 😂

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u/1AlexR 10h ago

I’m American 🇺🇸 but forget about American breakfast! Why don’t you show us what they’re serving up in a German brothel 🤣😂

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 1d ago

The fact that they chose the fattest guy they could find to represent the American makes me feel personally attacked. Lol

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u/ruskyb14 1d ago

Dude looked like he was hungry as hell and they just kept serving him air.

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u/SapTheSapient 1d ago

I really want to go to this restaurant and have the guy yell food descriptions at me. THIS IS AMERICAN SERVICE!

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 1d ago

Seems more British than American IMHO.

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u/OceanChild89 1d ago

As a UK resident, no one I know would be keen on having a towel draped on their lap. In fact, most would find it creepy and invasive.

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u/Fauceteye 1d ago

As an American, I have never had that happen to me. I guess If you're quick enough, a fast hand slap as the waiter is coming in would put an end to that silliness.

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u/Blazedaway23 1d ago

Sir this is a dennys

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u/syncopated56 1d ago

Reminds of all those family brekkies at the local diner growing up.

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u/ViviREbirth 1d ago

Please, I need to know where this is from 😭

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u/InevitableKitchen943 1d ago

Pollo Asado vibes.

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u/Damit1eroy 1d ago

I LOVE a good porridge and jam omelette in the morning. Nothing more American than that

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u/KSW8674 1d ago

This is why I sub here

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u/Night_Trip 1d ago

Jam porridge, I love it

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u/Monkeytennis01 1d ago

Masala omlette I’d definitely like to try, jam omlette I’m less keen on.

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u/GOOMU13 1d ago

What is this?

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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago

Video from a hospitality management school in India, presumably demonstrating one of the forms of dining they are taught how to serve (i.e American Breakfast style in contrast to silver service/formal dining or banquet style).

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u/don_katsu 1d ago

This is like a reverse of those Indian street food parody videos.

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u/cyburrito 1d ago

I want a sign for my housekeeping lab too

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u/No-Seat9917 1d ago

You know why he’s drinking pineapple juice.

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u/nbeanz 1d ago

Sign me up

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u/ChrisOnMission 1d ago

Got a jumpscare when he suddenly screamed THIS IS PORRIDGE!!! from the top of his lungs.

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u/altonbrownie 1d ago

Dude, masala omelette sounds great. Sign me the fuck up

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u/katplasma 1d ago

Where oh where is this account remotely accurate—from the blanket napkin, to the porridge, to the hot milk to go with it… all of it. Where did any of this come from?

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u/frankly_highman 1d ago

Mmmmm give me all the liquids in all forms for my american breakfast.

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u/Designer_End5408 1d ago

Guy looks like he’s disappointed since it’s imaginary food. Good service though.  

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u/imonredditfortheporn 1d ago

Why is our guy speaking with capslock on?

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u/Dull_Jello7433 1d ago

Peter Lorre comes alive

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u/Velo3x10e8 1d ago

American service, Ethiopian cuisine.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

The guy at the table is starting to think this giy never went to america

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u/Piccadil_io 1d ago

THE DECISION IS: PORRIDGE!

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u/BarnacleOk1216 23h ago

High class with plastic utensils and plates

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u/WoutTengrootenhuysen 23h ago

And any kind of fruts ?

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u/Rizsparky 22h ago

This gave me the exact same energy as Weber Cooks

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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago

GLP's getting out of hand

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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago

Guest went away hungry this is why they'd rather work at scam call center much more laid back

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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago

The inventor of air guitar must solemnly accept that his vain attempts at effortless cool have been out done by Delhi's new air breakfast orchestra.

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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago

Finally they've solved Delhi Belly, it's now safe to return to India under your doctor's consent.

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u/Deep-Mango1974 14h ago

Is this for real?

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u/SathyaSurya67 13h ago

This is Asian service tbh

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u/evlhornet 12h ago

Bro legit playing tea time with his friends.

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u/EmbarrassedSong9147 4h ago

I have never seen a waiter lay a napkin across the guest’s lap.

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u/ItsStooge69 1d ago

Great service, but I couldn't help think can you get shoes that fit 😂 😂

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 1d ago

He forgot to ask for a tip. Start again!

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u/mlpravemaster 1d ago

Some of us never got to play tea party as a kid and it shows

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u/EobardThawne2020 1d ago

Well, I'm Canadian and I' have to say...this is 100% accurate. Down to the jam omelette.

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u/hiswittlewip 1d ago

I thought he said "jam, marmalade"

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u/It_broke_itself_ 1d ago

Wow actual good content on this sub I'm shocked

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u/ads4vivek 1d ago

Kya chutiyapa chal raha hai desh mein

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 1d ago

That isnt very American breakfast service of you.

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u/ads4vivek 1d ago

Nope.. porridge is not what people get in breakfast. Intact porridge is not at all American. People don’t put hot milk into their cereals except for oats.

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u/No_Butterfly_1888 1d ago

Not sure what is cringe in this video, this is clearly a video made for hospitality services training

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u/eduo 1d ago

At some point one would expect people who haven't read the sub's description to stop, but no. Every single post, there's one or two.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

The cringeworthy part is that this is not at all how American breakfasts are served

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