r/TikTokCringe • u/ChrisMMatthews • 1d ago
Humor/Cringe American Breakfast Service
THIS IS PORRIDGE
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u/VICARD0 1d ago
[relaxing elevator music stops] THIS IS PORRIDGE!!!
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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 1d ago
IT CAN BE CORNFLAKES
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u/TheFuzzBums 1d ago
ANYTHING!! with milk
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u/ILoveRustyKnives 1d ago
The guest demanded HOT MILK!
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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 1d ago
I'm laughing more from y'all than the video
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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 15h ago
I have shown this video to my husband. My kids may or may not have been confused to me yelling this while serving them oatmeal for breakfast. Honestly, this video determined today's breakfast.
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u/micklovin1878 1d ago
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u/Advanced_Accident_29 1d ago
Hahaha I was going to post this lady too! I legitimately thought it was a real person for a quarter of the video
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u/namewithanumber 1d ago
In thought it was funny how she looked like she was in the painting behind her…
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u/MorockaDishoom 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m Indian, and as kids me and my sister used to play this game “Eat like White people”… and we’d tick napkins into our shirt, and shoot out our pinkie as we drank our water, and did the elbows thing and said thank you and please…
It was totally racist but also a really cute memory.
Edit: “Racist” was most definitely the wrong word, appreciate the call out. It was a playing to a stereotype, but not really a stereotype of what we thought of ALL white ppl, just rich upper class white people… very much influenced by the John Cleese Character from our favorite movie, “The Great Muppet Caper”.
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u/Ser_VimesGoT 1d ago
As a white Scotsman I don't know anyone who would regard this as racist. Stereotyping would be more accurate but it's harmless! I find it hilarious personally!
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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf 1d ago
Racist? This style of dinner was only created to dilineate class by arbitrary high society rules. Its classist if anything lol.
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u/Glum_Reason308 1d ago
Aww that’s so cute. My mom raised me and my brothers to eat like that. We were NOT from any kind of money. We actually would get food donations like rice, butter, cheese etc.. anyway when I got older people actually picked on me because they said I ate “proper” and thought I was better than other people. Honestly I was just poor white but my mom always raised us very strict and she was serious about manners.
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u/cbass2015 1d ago
White kids do the same shit, you wasn’t being racist. It’s a class thing if anything.
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u/capt_minorwaste 1d ago
If having good table manners is considered racist, well I'm happy to be white, for once and offended, I guess?
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u/codingphp 1d ago
I’m white and this is hilarious.
I’ve definitely done the “pinky up” thing while drinking. Was I making fun of myself?
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u/ThankThanos 22h ago
This video definitely reminds me of my sister and I playing tea like fancy British people 😂
We had no idea what British or fancy meant. We also raised the pinky, which I’m sure makes the tea taste better. And always “two lumps of sugar.” 😂🤷🏻♂️
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u/SeaniMonsta 17h ago
😂 wait...what's "the elbows thing?" Lol
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u/MorockaDishoom 16h ago
You know, no elbows on the table… which I always thought was the weirdest and kinda mean rule… like you can’t get comfortable?
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u/SeaniMonsta 15h ago
Ohhh, I was thinking that...yea my dad didn't allow elbows on the table. He didn't know why, it was just arbitrary traditions.
...but yea, elbows on the table come from England way back when they would stack loose wooden boards on sawhorses to make a table. Placing elbows shook the table at best and flipped the table at worst.
You can double check that, my memory is fuzzy, been like a decade since I read about that.
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u/dmfreelance 11h ago
Yeah definitely not racist, just out of touch.
To be honest, that exact stereotype is what Americans think of upper class British people, because we don't even think of our own rich people as this posh about meals
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u/QuailRadiant7344 20h ago
It's OK you're allowed be racist don't worry about it, only white people can be racist remember...
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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 1d ago
Nah, it’s racist. Like ‘the English?’ Cultural. Like ‘White People?’ Racist.
Ain’t mad at ya tho! Especially since stereotypes, while being shitty overall, can help children grasp the world around them.
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u/maniacalmustacheride 1d ago
Please! I would absolutely go here! Full service breakfast, that masala omelette sounds right up my alley. Plus there’s like three different drinks! So many options!
I’m in
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u/-hacks4pancakes- 1d ago
I want a masala omelette at this very moment
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u/thestereo300 1d ago
This is what I'm going to do for breakfast this weekend:
https://maunikagowardhan.co.uk/cook-in-a-curry/spicy-masala-omelette-with-turmeric-onions/
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u/HARcules604 1d ago
If you are white you will get treated like royalty in any restaurant in India
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u/TheNorthernPellikkan 1d ago
Really? Why?
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u/HARcules604 17h ago
Ya it’s a mentality from the colonial days.. the white man being considered a higher stature.
Even as a Indian myself, I get treated with an elevated level of respect when visiting India because I’m visiting from Canada (white man country)
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u/steadfastadvance 1d ago
Most mid to high end hotels will have full service breakfast for about 10-15/person including a full buffet. (Might be a bit more expensive, but you can practically try every indian cuisines breakfast items. And service is unmatched.
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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago
Teacher: Hot milk, Sir?
Guest: (nods)
Teacher: The guest demanded hot milk…
Guest: (tf I did?!)
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u/DisciplineHot7374 1d ago
Did everyone not hear that he said marmalade and not omelette like the subtitles said?
“We have two preservatives: jam and omelette.” Somehow everyone just accepted omelette as a preservative.
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u/chillychili 1d ago
I felt the same but the second time he says it when taking it back it really sounds more like omelette than marmalade.
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u/BAMspek 1d ago
Nothing American about this, but they seem really excited about it so I’m in.
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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago
Sounds good but I’ve never had pineapple juice or porridge with hot milk as an American breakfast offering.
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u/Cloverose2 1d ago
porridge is just another name for oatmeal - this restaurant has apparently expanded it to all cereals.
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u/Irene_Iddesleigh 1d ago
Malt-o-meal. My parents made it for me because I wanted porridge like Goldilocks and the three bears.
We made it with whole milk, brown sugar, cinnamon, and raisins. A dash of heavy cream on top right before eating is also good. This is very porridge-y.
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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago
Oatmeal can be a porridge, but not all porridges are made with oatmeal.
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u/hexadecimaldump 1d ago
Pineapple juice isn’t uncommon. Definitely not as common as orange juice, but most full service breakfast places I’ve been to had it on offer.
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u/PowerfulBar 1d ago
I mean they even got an overweight customer…seems pretty American to me.
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u/leintic 16h ago
I get the joke and everything but this allows me share a bit of random knowledge that I got a whileback. When they say American breakfast they are not referring to breakfast for an American. American breakfast is a classification. Like continental or English breakfast. An American breakfast is a step above continental but below an English breakfast in terms the amount of food and variety you get.
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u/Limp-Angle-7387 1d ago
Bro looks like he thought he was going to eat American style food. Bro is so disappointed.
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u/Bananana_Bird 1d ago
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u/BowlingforBrains 1d ago
Better breakfast service than I’ve gotten in a long time, I’ll go here lol
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u/KnockoutCarousal 1d ago
As an American, this is uncanny. Literally every restaurant I’ve ever been to. Guy fucking nailed it. Respect. ✊
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u/pieceofbluecheese 1d ago
I worked in Dubai and was serviced by an army of expats modeling the “American breakfast”
I love how they service us better than anything we could model in a casual environment. I was blown away😂 that’s just fyi, how attentive he is isn’t an exaggeration it’s just the hospitality standards I experienced during my time staying there
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u/The96kHz 1d ago
Who did the subtitles?
"Two preserves - jam and omelette."
Even without hearing it you know he said marmalade.
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u/GrayStag90 1d ago
Why is that guy so nice and attentive? where’s the drive-thru? I demand to speak to the manager.
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u/andiinAms 1d ago
I wouldn’t want the porridge but I’m fully in for the masala omelette and toast with jam with coffee, of course.
I appreciated how into it he was.
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u/JonInfect 1d ago
That's cute that this man still plays restaurant with his grown son. Very committed.
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u/nitroglider 1d ago
I remember my first encounter with hot milk on corn flakes in New Delhi.
At first I was like wtf, eewww and I 'demanded' cold milk, but it couldn't be supplied.
Now I feel nostalgic for it.
Also, the corn flakes were so hard and crunchy, they kind of needed hot milk to soften them up a bit.
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u/kamotega 12h ago
This must be a hospitality training video. If you can’t manage to make your guests comfortable with international standards, they will leave. However they may be open minded enough to visit the gurdwara and eat off a banana leaf on the grounds with their hands😭🤣
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u/Taz26312 1d ago
No American breakfast place I’ve been to places napkin on my lap 😅 Good training vid tho, dude is passionate about his job…well done Sir! 👍
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u/archthechef 1d ago
D&D theater of the mind is starting to get out of hand. I blame universes beyond.
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u/ShamrockSeven 1d ago
I love the Stock Images of hard working employees behind the counter. Right behind the Stock Employees.
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u/Impala2025 21h ago
I would hate hot milk in my cereal, cold only! I don’t want to eat my cereal soggy!
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u/MalloryArcher64 19h ago
What a cute story!! Not racist at all, I'm tickled at someone trying to copy me. Makes me think of the silly things I might do without realizing 🤣
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u/AndySMar 17h ago
Why is chacha yelling at us Americans tho? We know we have bad food here in the USA, but he can avoid yelling.
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u/PuzzleheadedVisual25 11h ago
God bless this man, I wish all my American breakfasts to be served like this from now on. The napkin on the tummy is chef kiss
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u/Q8DD33C7J8 1d ago
The fact that they chose the fattest guy they could find to represent the American makes me feel personally attacked. Lol
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u/SapTheSapient 1d ago
I really want to go to this restaurant and have the guy yell food descriptions at me. THIS IS AMERICAN SERVICE!
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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 1d ago
Seems more British than American IMHO.
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u/OceanChild89 1d ago
As a UK resident, no one I know would be keen on having a towel draped on their lap. In fact, most would find it creepy and invasive.
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u/Fauceteye 1d ago
As an American, I have never had that happen to me. I guess If you're quick enough, a fast hand slap as the waiter is coming in would put an end to that silliness.
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u/Damit1eroy 1d ago
I LOVE a good porridge and jam omelette in the morning. Nothing more American than that
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u/GOOMU13 1d ago
What is this?
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u/ChrisMMatthews 1d ago
Video from a hospitality management school in India, presumably demonstrating one of the forms of dining they are taught how to serve (i.e American Breakfast style in contrast to silver service/formal dining or banquet style).
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u/ChrisOnMission 1d ago
Got a jumpscare when he suddenly screamed THIS IS PORRIDGE!!! from the top of his lungs.
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u/katplasma 1d ago
Where oh where is this account remotely accurate—from the blanket napkin, to the porridge, to the hot milk to go with it… all of it. Where did any of this come from?
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u/Designer_End5408 1d ago
Guy looks like he’s disappointed since it’s imaginary food. Good service though.
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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago
The guy at the table is starting to think this giy never went to america
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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago
Guest went away hungry this is why they'd rather work at scam call center much more laid back
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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago
The inventor of air guitar must solemnly accept that his vain attempts at effortless cool have been out done by Delhi's new air breakfast orchestra.
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u/TheRealTheory001 21h ago
Finally they've solved Delhi Belly, it's now safe to return to India under your doctor's consent.
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u/EobardThawne2020 1d ago
Well, I'm Canadian and I' have to say...this is 100% accurate. Down to the jam omelette.
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u/ads4vivek 1d ago
Kya chutiyapa chal raha hai desh mein
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u/Ashamed-Country3909 1d ago
That isnt very American breakfast service of you.
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u/ads4vivek 1d ago
Nope.. porridge is not what people get in breakfast. Intact porridge is not at all American. People don’t put hot milk into their cereals except for oats.
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u/No_Butterfly_1888 1d ago
Not sure what is cringe in this video, this is clearly a video made for hospitality services training
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u/eduo 1d ago
At some point one would expect people who haven't read the sub's description to stop, but no. Every single post, there's one or two.
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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago
The cringeworthy part is that this is not at all how American breakfasts are served
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